hii thank you for your hard work for the dimitri nation🫡 i just wanted to say that,, hope you have a nice day!

hello anon more than happy to do my part and glad someone else enjoys it!! 🫡💙

"what have you been up to" being in love, wbu // buncha nothing ogatas

mister nyan neko sugar girl himself // buncha low-effort panel redraws fuck it we ball

over on my fe twitter, I'd share wips and one-night doodles-sketches-what-will-yous with my circle. circles died :( so here's the highlight reel!!

homicidal king who walks around telling everybody how much he values them in the most sappy schmaltzy ways possible then rejects himself in the middle of his own proposal. he's so embarrassing. put him in a laundry machine and turn on the spin cycle. // smth silly stupid silly

I like the King a little snaggletooth'd and scruffy

YOUR BODY IS VACANT THEY CRAWL RIGHT THROUGH // vent art

partial repost bc went back to search canvases, here's the salvage

I think she should be both a female King and also still named dimitri; I think that is sexier and funnier of her

and ofc, to reiterate: the most important parts of f!dimitris is that she stays 6'2, is still capable of crushing skulls in one hand, and continues to look like a wet dog

there’s something in the forest. it does not want you here.—

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my boy baby my baby boy. he's my shoop-shoop-da-doop... my little doop-doop-da-doop, if you will.

anyway 💘💞 *SOUND OF PLATE ARMOR CLANK SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE CLANK—* 💞💘

*guy who is wearing one combined pant leg between two actual legs voice* like what?

he's baaaack! friend and I couldn't stop losing our minds at the stereotypical crust pants but instead of duct or gaffer's tape, they're patched together with packing tape.

see-through saucy lil crust number.

*guy who is wearing one combined pant leg between two actual legs voice* like what?

he's baaaack! friend and I couldn't stop losing our minds at the stereotypical crust pants but instead of duct or gaffer's tape, they're patched together with packing tape.

see-through saucy lil crust number.

wifeguy and guy's wife // more quick things

smth smth quick and sloppy for the fourth anniversary of this game, despite being exhausted. happy fourth to 3h, to fucked up blue guy, to sexy glow in the dark jesus. this game really is one of the things I hold dearest and find most personally important out of all the media I've interacted with, and I'm so glad to have been partaking since 2019 :^]

grotesque parody.

vent art once more

there's something very wrong.

more vent art. this one isn't very fun. we're in a downswing.

miłej kupalnocki, happy midsummer, etc etc etc!

from both me and my favourite slavic-adjacent king!

kupalnocka (noc kupały, kupala night, etc) is the traditional west and east slavic celebration of the summer solstice, love, and cleansing. among a number of other things, women weave garlands of flowers, herbs, and ferns and send them floating down rivers and streams to divine their future luck in relationships. to have it brought back was seen as a confession of love (even if for one night...) and a man would sometimes follow a particular woman's wreath even into deep or dangerous waters to return it. people would head into the forest to search for the legendary fern flower. which does not exist, of course. but who could blame you and maybe somebody of your choice for spending hours, alone, in the woods, all night, looking for such an important, elusive flower...

fun fact: the embroidery pattern is riffed from the traditional handicrafts of a region spread between poland, ukraine, and belarus! most slav per stitch!