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dragoncookies · 10 months

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Why

why does Jacks Lament and Poor Jack from the Nightmare Before Christmas make me think of Fitz every time.

like idk even why

like obviously Jack and Fitz are very different people

but when Jack goes: “there are few who deny at what I do I am the best, for my talents are renowned far and wide” (jacks lament)

I mean, doesn’t that make you think if Fitz, who’s been told he’s the most talented and he’s like eleven celebrity?

and “but who here would every understand, that the pumpkin king with the skeleton grin would tire of his crown. If they only understood, he’d give it all up if he only could” (jacks lament)

don’t you think Fitz gets tired of the fame? He has that extra little burden to carry on top of fighting the Neverseen/changing the world because he still has to be a perfect vacker

don’t forget: “I never intended all this madness, ever! And nobody really understood, well how could they? That all I’ve ever wanted was to bring them something great! Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?” (Poor jack)

Do you think Fitz intended for his family to get all tangled up? Or for his realationship so to get so messy? Also, do you think any of the kotlc gang understands, truly, what it’s like to have to maintain the vacker reputation? They just think “oh why can’t you just forget about it and let it go” when it’s something that really drove Fitz to be who he is for most of his life. It’s something that weighs heavily on his heart but to everyone else it’s just vanity and snobbiness and crippling perfection (I guess you could argue any of those but that’s not the point). Now, when you look at it, Fitz’s vacker dreams have gone nearly to hell and his brother left him and his girlfriend kissed his best friend and all his family buries him in scathing judgement. So yeah, Fitz is probably going “damn, why does nothing ever turn out like it should?” to himself every night.

#Jack skellington is like if Keefe’s personality was in Fitz’s situation and had Fitz’s struggles #kotlc #kotlc headcanons #kotlc Fitz vacker #kotlc fitz #kotlc headcanon #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc theory #kotlc memes #fitz vacker

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cheeb-beesters · 1 year

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now that Sophitz has, in canon, been buried, Last Christmas by WHAM! is officially a Fitz Vacker song.

#fitz vacker #kotlc #kotlc fitz vacker #kotlc sophitz #kotlc sokeefe #sokeefe

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imaramennoodle · 3 years

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linh honey I'm sorry for what I did to you

#also Marella’s eyes scare me a little bit but yk what this is good for the first drawing I’ve actually finished in procreate #and don’t ask why Fitz is sitting down bc I don’t know either #also this is for the kotlc Christmas collab over on Instagram!#im not posting it there yet bc it’s not Christmas and the ✨algorithm✨ but I think it’ll go up tomorrow #why did I feel the need to put that you guys don’t care #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #Marella Redek #Linh Song #Fitz Vacker #Dex Dizznee #Sophie Foster #Keefe Sencen #marellinh #fedex #detz #(what fitz and Dex ship name are we using again-)#sokeefe

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three-gulons-in-a-trenchcoat · 3 years

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All I Want For Christmas Is You

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[note: I found this in my notes app after trying and failing to clean it out. Anyways, this was a short Sophitz drabble i wrote and probably didn’t edit so,,, enjoy! (I'm looking at @eating-mooncakes and @theunmappedstar :)]

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Fitz crouched down, his eyes level with the glass door of the oven,”So baking cookies for this Santa dude is a thing that humans do?”

Sophie smiled softly, dusting the flour from her hands onto her hoodie and gently pulling Fitz up from the floor,” Pretty much yeah,” she remarked, blushing slightly when Fitz’s hands landed on her waist, some residual flour falling onto his old X-Men t-shirt. She refrained from explaining that some parts of the world don’t celebrate Christmas and that it was technically a religious holiday, but she feared Fitz would get way too confused.

Sophie had always gotten pretty homesick around the holidays, but this year had been a bit more difficult. Ever since Keefe had left, she found herself thinking more about the Forbidden Cities, and what it would be like around the holidays. Her human family used to stay up baking sugar cookies for Santa the night of Christmas Eve. And while it certainly wasn’t a celebrated holiday in the Lost Cities, she had somehow managed to rope her boyfriend into making them with her, while also teaching him about Santa in the process.

She hesitated for only a second before pressing a quick kiss on his lips and pulling away, watching his face go pleasantly blank with shock. Since they were both so new to dating, kissing had been a thing they only started doing recently, so when Sophie did it to Fitz, he tended to get very surprised (in the most adorable way ever)

He bounced back pretty quickly, a teasing grin creeping onto his face,” Using my weakness against me huh? Well, two can play at that game.”

His hands, which were resting on her hips, suddenly dug into her sides. She yelped, attempting to push his hands away when his fingers start dancing up and down her stomach.

“Stop, please- have mercy on me.” She pleads through breathless gasps, giggling and squirming away from his touch.

Fitz smirked, leaning close to her ear,” Long live the king,” he whispered.

Sophie let out a choked laugh, entirely from Fitz’s (hilariously timed) Lion King reference, which he knew from when she made him watch it with her on her iPod.

She slapped his arm weakly,” I-I also have to get the cookies- before they burn.”

Fitz paused his onslaught for a moment, seeming to contemplate it.

He leaned down, giving her nose a quick peck, before leaning back (taking his torture weapons with him) against the counter.

“I’ll allow it.” he huffed teasingly.

Sophie giggled, grabbing the oven mitts from where they were resting on the stove and slipping them on her hands. The hot air was as warm as it was suffocating when she opened the door. She let out a small sigh as she inhaled the scent of them, gently removing the perfectly golden cookies from the oven and setting them on top of the oven.

She frowned as she turned around. Fitz was gone.

“Oh no, you are not leaving me here to clean this all up on my own,” Sophie shouted, taking off the mitts and rounding the counter. She was just about to make it out of the kitchen when Fitz appears again, a small wrapped box sitting in his hands.

“What...?”

“It’s Christmas right?” Fitz asked, and Sophie was ready to correct him that it was technically Christmas Eve, but she checked the clock behind his shoulder and...

12:09

“It is,” she said slowly.

Fitz smiled softly, and something about it still made her heart race, even though they were dating,” Then I guess I can give you this now.”

He handed her the box, which was slightly larger than her outstretched hands.

“But I didn’t get you anything-“

Fitz shrugged,” Its fine, I already got all I needed for Christmas.”

The soft look was back again, and Sophie was honestly ready to melt into a pile of goo at this point.

but she refrained, instead she tore off the teal wrapping paper, her mouth gaping slightly.

A small royal blue box with intricate gold carvings sat in front of her.

Fitz leaned over her, one of his hands coming to rest on her waist,” Dex helped me find it,” he admitted,” We looked on some human websites- or whatever they’re called- but I remember you saying that you had a music box when you were younger right?”

Sophie nodded numbly, her vision blurred slightly. She sniffed, wiping her eyes with the back of her hand. She knew Fitz was always thoughtful with his gifts, but sometimes he still managed to surprise her.

“Hey- are you okay?” Fitz asked, suddenly worried,” If you don’t like it Dex can always send it back or something, honestly I’m still not sure how that would work but-“

He was cut off when Sophie kissed him on the lips, throwing her arms around his neck as she turned. He melted into it, bringing his other hand to rest on her jaw as he held her.

Sophie pulled away after a moment, smiling,” I love it Fitz, thank you.”

A small blush coated his cheeks and he grinned,” Don’t thank me yet.”

She was about to ask what that meant. But Fitz leaned over her shoulder and grabbed the music box, winding it carefully.

The top popped open, revealing a small, crystal ballerina. She spun to the gentle melody and Fitz placed it back on the counter after winding it up a decent amount of times.

He spun Sophie back around, bringing one of his hands to rest on her hip and the other on her shoulder.

Sophie realized what he was doing a second after he slowly started to pull her into him. His hot breath fanned against the column of her neck, and she let her arms wrap around his torso, coming to rest on his shoulders. It was just the two of them, slowly swaying back and forth in the kitchen, a music box playing in the background.

It felt like a moment so fragile, more so than glass.

“Merry Christmas” Sophie whispered, afraid of shattering the serenity.

Fitz hums in tune with the music, leaning down and kissing her slowly,” Merry Christmas Sophie.”

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#sophitz #sophie foster #fitz vacker #this is obviously very late #as far as Christmas fics go heh #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlcfanfic #kotlcfanfiction

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fitzvackertheritzcracker · 1 year

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nothing in kotlc hurt me more then when sophie and fitz got interupted because frankly i needed her kissing him and then going "why are you so salty" and then watch as fitz struggled to cover up his crackerhood.

#we all know the truth fitz #(be a man)#tell us you're a cracker #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc incorrect quotes #sophie foster #fitz vacker #sophitz #kotlc shitpost #kotlc funny #kotlc memes #it's beginning to look a lot like christmas #he's in my spotify #kotlc fandom #shannon messenger

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ultralazycreatorfan · 1 year

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All art is done by @camelspit !!

These are my hot takes

#I call this: Ozzy was forced to get out of bed on Christmas #kotlc #keefe sencen #dex dizznee #tam song #sophie foster #linh song #fitz vacker #biana vacker #marella redek #stina heks #fintan pyren

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theunmappedstar · 4 years

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kotlc christmas is now my favorite thing ever. sophie switching to red and green clothing, trying her hardest to make an ugly sweater (and succeeds - no offense soph lmao) she introduces the ugly sweater idea to the gang and they all try their hand at it. biana can't grasp the "ugly" concept, but keefe is loving it. she also tells them about stockings (which confuses them at first - why put presents in socks foster that's fucking weird) and that's it because i'm running out of space for this ask

NO LITERALLY THE KEEPERS AND CHRISTMAS IS GOLD

allow me to give a few examples!

◦ sophie introduces her friends to christmas, from hot cocoa to the legend of santa claus!

long story short everyone’s fucking confused. yet?

those elves are….

kinda fuckin rad. funky little dudes. tiny bells on the feet. how can that not be cool??? and such great work ethics?? 10/10. (well, 10/10 for some. dex isn’t too comfy with the idea).

(he’s also horrified that’s what sophie thought all elves were like.)

◦ speaking of elves, sophie gets an elf on the shelf.

she sticks it everywhere in her house, from on top of their fridge to dangling from the leapmaster crystals, waiting until one fateful day when grady finally notices it.

there’s a lot of confusion.

and screaming.

◦ keefe slaps mistletoe everywhere. every. fucking. where. he’ll get a kiss this holiday season for sure!!!

◦ the only kiss he ends up getting is a peck on the forehead from edaline.

he glady accepts it.

◦ (LEGACY SPOILER!) TEAM VALLIANT GETTING EACH OTHER FUZZY SOCKS WITH LITTLE ANIMAL DESIGNS THAT MATCH THEIR MASCOT (LEGACY SPOILER OVER!)

◦ i’ve said it before, i’ll say it again: the crew would get together to decorate calla’s panakes with christmas lights. i don’t make the rules

◦ juline thrives during christmas. she’s literally elsa. you want a snowman, bitch? you got a snowman.

◦ the keepers try their hand at making little gingerbread houses!

sophie, dex, and linh make a tiny havenfield that’s a little batter and bruised, but it’s still cute as hell! they make a bunch of mini animals, too, and spread them around the frosting grass. they take so much time on it that at the end their fingers are shaking from the effort and their backs and neck hurt from bending over, their legs sore from standing… but it’s done!!

tam and keefe make replicas of their childhood homes before eating them (rather viciously). …. another way of coping, i guess?

after that fun round, though, keefe makes another house – something close to what he hopes his house will look like when he’s older. (sophie notices it looks like it’s a animal sanctuary, but doesn’t say anything.) and of course it’s the best out of all of them. fuckin artist boi.

fitz, wylie, and marella all make some mashup house. it looks like slurps and burps had a bunch of pride flags barf all over it, but it’s cute. they put work into it okay!! they TRIED!!!

◦ it’s a well known fact that silveny loves swizzlespice, but it turns out she’s also in love with cinnamon sticks. the crew discovers this when sophie tries to make a cup of hot cocoa. she brings it outside, complete with a little stick of cinnamon propped inside the cup… sets the cup down and walks away for a second…

and that fucker is gone.

silveny’s claimed it.

sophie is not getting that stick back.

#kotlc #kotlc christmas #christmas #merry chrysler #sophie foster #keefe sencen #dex dizznee #tam song #linh song #fitz vacker #marella redek #biana vacker #kotlc headcanon #kotlc headcanons #keeper of the lost cities

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winwin17 · 1 year

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KOTLC 12 Days of Christmas

Day # 4:

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On the fourth day of Christmas,

Fitz Vacker gave to me ....

Four ripplefluffs,

Three custard bursts,

Two locked caches,

And a moonlark abandoned at sea.

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(to be continued)

#kotlc #kotlc 12 days of christmas #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc fandom #sophie foster #fitz vacker #12 days of christmas

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suldreen-saga · 4 years

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Heeey @wordsfallapart it’s your Secret Santa :)

I’m finally here with your present! I hope you have a very Merry Christmas (and a Happy New Year too)!!

#hope you like it!!#you might have to click for better resolution #sophitz #sophie foster #fitz vacker #frozen #winter aesthetic #christmas #kotlc fanart #art #my art #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc #kotlc secret santa 2k19 #secret santa

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gay-otlc · 3 years

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Keepers Of The Chaos (3)

Summary: Tam, Linh, Dex, Keefe, Biana, and Fitz are part of the tiny fandom for Keeper of the Chaos, and Tam and Linh’s podcast convinces some of their other friends to watch it as well. The group finds themselves strangely invested in this show, where students at Tumblr High School who work together to write about an elf named Sophia, cause incomprehensible chaos, and fight their rival Pinterest High School.

Content warnings: Cursing, religion (Jewish Vackers), and Amsterdam (just in case, I know that was stressful for some people).

Word count: 1621

Notes: Most of the episodes are just events stolen from Lynn's roundup, Dex's memes are here

(Read on AO3)

The life of an amateur meme maker on dumbles dot com was a strange one, that was for sure. After finishing xyr favorite show- Ze-Ra: Monaerchs of Powhir- for the third time, Dex had searched for another show to fill the void in xyr soul. Biana recommended this show called "Keepers of the Chaos" and described it to xem. Xe was doubtful at first, but after watching the first episode, xe was hooked.

Xe used to not have many friends at xyr school, so xe did what every neurodivergent queer teen would do- made an account on dumbles dot com. People seemed to like xem- or at least, they liked dizznee-plus's memes and edits of Ze-Ra characters. Even after Dex befriended xyr squish, Fitz, thons sister, Biana, and aer girlfriend, Sophie, xe continued making content on dumbles. Around that time, the Ze-Ra fandom started dying off, and xyr memes started getting fewer note

In a sudden, two am burst of inspiration, Dex made edits of some of xyr favorite characters, like Ref, Akki, and Rose, with their respective pride flags (all of them bi) over them, and captioned it "we must be gay." The post blew up, or at least, what could be considered blowing up in Keeper of the Chaos's tiny fandom, and that was how Dex found xyr calling as an amateur meme/edit maker for KOTC.

History had been repeating itself, with the KOTC fandom starting to die off, until it was revived by an announcement from creator Saturn Nolastname- a season two would be released soon. Frantically, Dex made a meme about season one episode two, with the car salesman meme. Xe edited "chaos keepers" onto the car salesman, "the rarelynoticed" on the car, and "this bad boy can fit so many stripper outfits into it."

That had been... an interesting episode, to say the least. The chaos keepers had been talking about the antagonists of "Sophie and the Dark Duck"- a rebel group called the Rarelynoticed. In the information packet they'd been given, it was confirmed that the Rarelynoticed wore black cloaks and armbands, but no other clothes had been mentioned. Somehow, the chaos keepers came to the conclusion that the Rarelynoticed really wore neon pink leotards and green stripper heels, then drew this idea.

Needless to say, the Tumblr staff did not let them write that into the book. Nor did Lynn, the unofficially chosen leader of the group. Unfortunately for her, this didn't stop the chaos keepers from drawing more of these- or the fandom from making a ton of memes. In addition to the car salesman meme, a post with Drake saying no to "wearing normal fucking villain outfits" and yes to "leotards and stripper heels" gained popularity within the small fandom.

Though nothing could match the absolute shock of seeing the Rarelynoticed stripper outfit for the first time, Dex decided to rewatch the episode anyway- it was funny to see the chaos keepers freak out, and maybe xe could get some good screen captures. The good Saturn Nolastname indulged xem, and xe captured an excellent scene of most of the chaos keepers either laughing or screaming at the Rarelynoticed stripper outfits, with Kimber- one of xyr favorites- sitting on the side, explaining to Juno and Kaitee why Bianca Cracker was bisexual.

Xe went over to dumbles, posted the picture, added an image description, and captioned it "Live photo of me not caring when my friends talk about sex/romance." Xe chuckled to xemself- this really was how it felt to be aroace. Xe tagged it as aromantic and asexual as well, since dumbles added flag colors. Smiling, xe went to go check xyr notifications.

Xyr jaw dropped when xe saw that @lordofthesnuggles- Fitzroy (Dex didn't know thons middle name) Vacker thonself had liked and reblogged all three of xyr memes, even adding compliments in the tags! Xe'd had a bit of a platonic crush on Fitz for... a really long time, but xe always felt too awkward to talk to thon, so it was nice to see that thon appreciated xyr humor.

Feeling energized- and excited to procrastinate on xyr math homework- Dex went to watch the next episode: Dark Duck Is Jewish Now. Being Jewish xemself, this was a really funny episode to xem.

Lynn had been writing a sort of spinoff- it would be called fanfiction, but it was for her own story- about some of the Dark Duck characters celebrating Christmas, and added a throwaway line about Bianca and Finn Cracker celebrating Hanukkah. Then, her fiance, Shai, had taken that idea and run with it, writing a list of ideas about what would happen if the Cracker family was Jewish. Hir friend Sam had jumped on the idea, and soon they had abandoned writing the actual Dark Duck in favor of writing a story about Jewish Dark Duck characters. Some of the other Jewish chaos keepers, like Ref and Cat, helped out.

To be honest, it kind of surprised Dex that no one had made a joke about the Jewish Crackers just being matzah, so xe supposed xe would have to be the first.

Xe posted that observation, quickly getting a like from Fitz- which made xem smile. After a few minutes, Dex posted another meme: Shai and Sam standing in front of a door with a sign that read "elves don't have religion," and them saying "This sign won't stop me, because I can't read!"

It was accurate.

While that episode was great for Jewish representation, and funny, the Banana Noir episode was just plain weird.

It focused less on the Dark Duck than most of the other episodes, and was more about the crazy interactions of the chaos keepers. The episode was named for Banana Noir, who was really Cat Noir, but in a banana suit. Banana Noir was the son of Mellie, who looked like a shark, and Nora, who had platonically married faer. The mothers tried to arrange a marriage between him and Akki, who loved the side characters of the Dark Duck series. However, Akki wanted to marry Amelia. After a lot of shit that basically no one understood, Banana Noir's attempts were thwarted, and Lynn officiated the wedding between Akki and Amelia.

Yeah, Dex had no idea what the fuck was going on either. Xe'd watched an episode of Twins of the Chaos and a youtube video by arsonpog analyzing the Banana Noir chronicles, as it had been dubbed by the chaos keepers, and both expert opinions seemed to agree that Saturn Nolastname and the rest of the writers had probably been on crack when they made that episode.

The next episode made slightly more sense, though it was a low bar. After taking a break from the "official" Dark Duck story, the chaos keepers began collectively writing a Cinderella story about the characters Sophia and Bianca. People weren't allowed to be queer in the official story, but the chaos keepers still wanted to have fun with their obviously gay characters.

Even to the viewers of the show, who only received secondhand information about the Dark Duck characters, knew there was no way any of them, let alone all of them, were allocishet. The exact identities weren't entirely clear- when Dex had made edits of the characters' official art and xyr headcanons for their pride flags, a few people had disagreed- but both the chaos keepers and the fandom knew that despite what Shannon said, Sophia and Bianca were in love, and their Cinderella story should have made it in to the official Dark Duck story.

While excerpts of the Cinderella story were quoted in the show, most of it was left unclear, so Biana had taken it upon aerself to write aer own version of it. Dex was expecting an update later that day, actually, or maybe the next. Ae wasn't always 100% reliable with aer update schedule. Still, Dex looked forward to when it eventually did come.

After the brief calmness from the Sophianca Cinderella episode, season one episode six, Amsterdam, exploded back into chaos. A few of the chaos keepers decided to discuss a fake scene in the book in which crazy shit went down, with the scene supposedly being located in Amsterdam. It had never been written and was never going to be, but everyone discussed it like it was real. Some of the highlights involved all the Dark Duck girls having swords (and the chaos keepers being gay for them), and a speedboat chase scene through the canals. Fitz had a popular theory that the chaos keepers would actually travel to Amsterdam in order to commemorate this crazy part of their lives. Almost as popular as that was a meme Dex made, with a man labeled "chaos keepers discussing amsterdam" and gesturing feverishly to a wall covered in papers and red string.

Of course, episode seven (Dark Duck Disney) was chaotic too. Everything was chaotic with this group, it was in the title. Shannon announced that the winning Dark Duck story would be adapted into a Disney movie. After past experience with terrible book to movie adaptations, the chaos keepers panicked. They panicked so much that it became major news within their school, which until then, had been largely ignoring the chaos keepers. Once the discussion about the movie settled down, they talked a lot about how in awe they were that their Dark Duck shenanigans were trending within the school.

But of course, none of that compared to the last episode of the season...

Dex changed xyr profile picture to include an ominous pair of teal eyes and sighed.

#tumblr kotlc fandom fandom #keepers of the chaos #shai types things #shai's writing #hehe like the ze-ra reference

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