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flibbetygibbetsbro · 18 hours
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Something I really want is that when keefe needs someone with an id he tries to, like, charm a couple of older teen girls into it
but
one's really tall, one's really buff and they are lesbians and in love
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 22 hours
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guys I unironically thought this was ai generated but nope
(sits in a corner, too numb to cry)
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Cover reveal!
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 4 days
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reminder that lady Gisela is so dramatic that she decided as a teenager to hide her second ability for her silly goofy evil plans she was apparently cooking up at like 14
She was also tortured and escaped prison through force of will and bribery. And don't forget her massive crush on Vespera
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Silveny the Alicorn by @onlyslightlyevilgremlin
Lady Gisela by @flibbetygibbetsbro
Umber by @chronically-ill-psionipath
Note! Definition of a sexywoman:
According to the sexywomanpedia, a sexywoman is "a character who shows the 'lanky suitman villain' tropes, is popular with wlw, and/or is highly divisive." Some factors to consider are morality (or lack thereof), overall mysteriousness, and strength (physical or abilitywise.)
Propaganda:
Silveny the Alicorn:
"milf. projected horse sex into sophie’s head. probably killed a man. cockblocked sophie. her only flaw is liking keefe." @arson-anarchy-death
Lady Gisela: None
Umber:
"Shes an evil hot powerful shade that got killed in the book she got introduced in what more could you want" @thefoxysnake
"Umber (Redacted) is one of the women in the series that isn’t JUST psychological manipulator! She also fought! She broke bones (if I remembered correctly) and messes with everyone’s minds without even revealing her true name! She has a boyfriend! A BOYFRIEND. TRIX. She went through something ‘the incident’ (mentioned in the latest book) and joined the Neverseen! She got Trix, her Pookie to be in the Neverseen as well 🥺. You can tell she was also a good lover how Trix was so sad over her death. KEEP IN MIND SHE DIED BEING CRUSHED, so for those who likes angst; there you go. She died in her mission. She was Tam’s mentor and an EXCELLENT fighter if I do say so myself. Who wouldn’t vote Umber? A girlboss with a sweet boyfriend and has murderous tendencies? 😔🎉 Vote for Umber PLEASE! I’M BEGGING YOU! PLSPLSPLSPLS 😭😭" @chronically-ill-psionipath
Want to submit propaganda? Do so here and it will be added in the 2nd round!
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 8 days
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I just realized that the kotlc movie probably won't come out until I'm an adult and disinterested in the books
(I may or may not have shed a wee little tear)
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 8 days
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Walker Scobell or however the hell you spell his name (you know who I'm talking about) should be in the Kotlc movie, but as Dex, not Keefe
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 9 days
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My teachers always tell me that I break up my paragraphs too much and that it's unnecessary for my strong word choice.
I blame Shannon Messenger
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 13 days
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just as a heads up, whenever someone refers to official art of keefe, this is the general image that flashes through my head
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 13 days
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how the hell can empaths tell what emotions are theirs versus what emotions belong to the person they're reading
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 18 days
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Today's a great day-
*remembers that I relate to some of Fitz's negative traits and that's probably the reason I could never understand him because my whole life I've felt like I could understand everyone but myself*
rats.
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 19 days
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Ask game: unpopular opinion edition <3
❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?
🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?
💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?
💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?
💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?
💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?
🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think?
🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?
💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?
💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?
💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?
📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?
🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?
💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 19 days
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I hate that Keefe's voice is described as deep in book one
no
no it is not
He's got one of those silly squeaky ones and a weird talent for cackling like a witch
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 19 days
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fair warning though, the word pacing is kind of weird, so the audiobook makes it way better
Hey Wingfeather Saga gang so I just remembered that there IS one last TWS book aka Wingfeather Tales
So I just wanted to ask to anyone who has red it-- is it worth it? Should I get it?
I know it resolves around the Aerwiar world, but honestly I kinda just want anything with Janner, Kalmar and Leeli in it, and i'm not sure if they're even gonna be mentioned 😔 (I especially want a hint if whetever they managed to save Janner or not AAAA)
But still, even if the kids aren't the main focus, is it worth it for the lore or the spotlight of other characters? I want everyone's honest opinion
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 19 days
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I don't cry easily but I legitimately sobbed about 3 times while reading the novella
Hey Wingfeather Saga gang so I just remembered that there IS one last TWS book aka Wingfeather Tales
So I just wanted to ask to anyone who has red it-- is it worth it? Should I get it?
I know it resolves around the Aerwiar world, but honestly I kinda just want anything with Janner, Kalmar and Leeli in it, and i'm not sure if they're even gonna be mentioned 😔 (I especially want a hint if whetever they managed to save Janner or not AAAA)
But still, even if the kids aren't the main focus, is it worth it for the lore or the spotlight of other characters? I want everyone's honest opinion
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 22 days
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My pot got fired
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everything stayed on-
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oops nevermind
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 22 days
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Nobody ever "deserves" something sexual from another person
Fitz deserves that kiss he never got. Fight me.
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 26 days
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not me finally deciding to join the unwind and sythe fandoms just to discover that everyone currently hates my favorite author
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flibbetygibbetsbro · 1 month
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I love keefe, but if he was real and I met him in a school setting, like, from afar with no conversations, I would hate his ass
Like bro, don't you dare talk to my favorite teacher like that your snark will not be tolerated with me
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