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So you know those silly little plants that evolved defence mechanisms such as literal poison that we eat for recreation for the purposes of experiencing a range of things from “it tastes good” to “I wish to feel the pain that god felt when creating this?” You know, like chocolate, caffeine, pepper, stuff like that?
I just thought of one that I haven’t seen before:
Onions.
Onions were so scared of being dug up and eaten that they just decided to develop highly irritable chemicals so that eating them, or even simply existing within a certain vicinity of them for too long was highly inadvisable if you wanted to keep your nervous system.
And then some fucker came along and said “what is this? Is bulby root! Let’s eat it. Oh that kinda hurts my eyes to be near but it’s fine. Wow that tastes bad but also very good! Let’s get a lot of these and use them as flavouring!”
So anyway my brain thought of that and immediately started trying to write one of those humans are space orcs fics except everyone is trying to secretly kill the humans without them noticing but it keeps backfiring, and one of the things they try to do is feed them all of these “super dangerous things” and then the humans are just like
Ah yes
Finally
Some good fucking food
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I haven’t watched it yet but from what I’ve gathered my adventures with superman is The definitive superman adaptation, like they know what they’re doing over there, they know that the edgelord snyderverse injustice superman is completely inaccurate and that superman is actually, in fact, a dorky himbo anime magical girl with massive tits amen
#fae.txt#my adventures with superman#finally some good fucking food#sorry this blog is not a safe space for snyderverse fans#injustice is okay but you’re on thin ice
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When you get over your writer’s block
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RAY FUCKING TORO (via expiiredglitter on twt)
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#boop#booping#boop o meter#enable booping#i love this so much#april fool's day#april fools#april fools 2024#finally some good fucking food#hellsite (affectionate)
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HEARTBREAK HIGH SEASON 2 ON APRIL 11TH WE'RE SO FUCKING BACKKKKK
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Charles Leclerc and Carlos Sainz via Scuderia Ferrari
#f1#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#charlos#FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD#THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME#SOMETHING SOMETHING GOING BACK TO THE POOL WHERE WE FIRST SPOKE#singapore gp 23
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Countdown to 150 | race 56/150 ¦ 2019 Singapore GP
#f1#lance stroll#formula 1#Finally some good fucking food#There were SO many pictures to choose from#And he looked so good in all of them#countdown to 150
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*600 years later* GUESS WHO FINISHED THE ENDWALKER PATCHES
#endwalker tag#yloise coneillants#please look forward the further adventures of *checks notes*#yloise keeping someone else's promise to a dead man (but also for the potential of getting some pupusas)#finally some good fucking food
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steven in that stupid jellyfish sweater from one of the comics
#asters art#finally i'm posting art#finally some good fucking food#steven universe#steven universe future#su#suf#steven quartz universe#steven universe the movie#steven universe fanart#su fanart#steven universe future fanart#suf fanart#jellyfish#su comic#steven universe comic
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YEAH BOY YEAH BOY YEAH BOY YEAHHHHH!!!!!!
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via ethaneskin Instagram story — October 24, 2023
#FROTHING AT THE MOUTH#ethan torchio#maneskin#måneskin#bogota#colombia#oct 2023#rush! world tour#ethan + skirt#se#mirror selfies#ig story#ethaneskin#finally some good fucking food#ethan#she speaks#my posts#ethan + wavy hair#my husband my boyfriend my fellow my guy my pretty princess
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PENTAGON JAPAN 6th Mini Album『PADO』
2023.08.30 Release
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