"gorons are allowed into gerudo town because they're genderless / female to gerudo standards" is the best piece of lore in zelda. because out of all these characters,

this is the one that's canonically nonbinary

*taps microphone after so much silence* ...

Stardust AU with either a Star!Engi...or the reason Captain keeps a helmet on at all times is because they're the star.

Please join me in this brainrot.

Thank you.

listening to the You're Wrong About podcast's episodes about the O.J. Simpson trial is something that can be so personal

one day im goint to make art that will ruin generations of fans long after ive moved on

H A - the only posts I seem to make are these :D

But alas! Here’s another year of arting hehe. Let’s see where the journey in 2023 is going to take me. 

I’m wishing you all a successful and healthy new year! ♥

2021 - 2020 - 2019 -  2018 - 2017 - 2016 - 2015 - 2014

Waaaaahhhhh, idk which one I wanna beeeee, a puppy girl/boy or a bunny girl/boy >.<

Both are so great and I just can't decideeeee

randomly rememebered a very silly maya content creator AU i came up with like 2 years ago. its just dumb fun haha

Honestly nanami using his tie like a leash during pounding time

Fey: Where have you been all my life? This is brilliant 🤤 he definitely does and it’s something like this…

Kento wraps his tie around your neck, tugging it tighter. “This is what happens to slutty mouthy brats.” He grabs his cock lining himself up, yanking on his tie. Skin slaps skin when you meet Kento’s harsh thrust.

You claw at the sheets, and reach back. He grabs your arm twisting it behind your back. Wrapping his collar around his hand fucking his hard cock into you from behind like he hates you. Pouring every ounce of frustration into each thrusts.

“Giving me fuck me eyes all dinner, stroking my cock damn well knowing Gojo saw us. You wanna act like a slut you’re gonna get fucked like one.” Biting your shoulder, tugging on the collar, keeping his pace steady. His heavy balls slapping your clit.

His hard cock brushing your sweet spot with each thrust before going too deep. He couldn’t fuck your cervix, is it? Is Kento reaching so deep? It’s a painfully pleasurable sensation.

“It’s like your cunt keeps taking me deep.” Leaning over you, getting off on how your head chest reaches his chest. He’s easily too big for you yet your soft wet cunt is taking his fat cock so well.

Balling his fist up, forcing your face into the bed with a harsh tug his hand on the bed next to your face. He squeezes your ass, groaning when his finger sink into your hip’s soft crease. “Whores take it up the ass don’t they?” He roughly yanks your head out of the bed.

He spits on your ass stuff it in with his thumb. Loosen his the tie around your neck and slowly his harsh pace. When you catch your breath you whine, “fuck me however you want sir.”

i have not actually seen the new season, just making a calculated guess based on what i've seen on tumblr

and another calculated guess

someone tell me if this is correct pls

Me 'n my brother were joking about aa7 and here's our pitch for the game:

Every case has the defendant be a main character who hasn't been accused yet.

The game starts with Phoenix receiving a call at 1am where he is being demanded to go to the detention center right there and then. It's *dramatic reveal* Franziska von Karma. She's been accused of murder and she is outraged. And also intimidated the guards into allowing her to have a visitor at 1am.

2nd case is Apollo the man who thought he could get away with being part of the WAA and not being accused of murder.

3rd case? Klavier Gavin! Back to back the lawyers of aa4 get accused of murder :)

The 4th case is *trumpet sounds* Pearl Fey. This one is the most dramatic because PEARL? Our little Pearls? Not a single person thinks she actually did it but the evidence is overwhelmingly against her and it leads to some chaos

"ohh botw was so PEACEFUL everything in totk wants to kill you--" so you're telling me you don't remember the sheer terror you felt the first time a guardian stalker started hunting you? or when a skywatcher caught sight of you? the fucking billion turrets in hyrule castle that hated you? how you couldn't dillydally around the center of the map without catching the eye of at least three giant laser pottery spiders? it's all ohhh guardian theme song instant anxiety haha until the sequel comes out and you completely forget She exists?! for shame! for shame!!

I finally figured out how to add subtitles (it wasn't difficult to do) to my pirated movies and TV shows and now there is no stopping me

...Chaos is gonna yeet me if I'm not careful with how I queue things... checks queue and starts cackling

I carried this thing for MONTHS with the EXPRESS PURPOSE of putting Raphael in it (knowing full well Larian wouldn't let me do that, mechanically) and I had one major miscalculation.

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I love you Edgeworth’s old fashion conjunctions I love you Franziska stubbornly and singularly screaming ‘fool’ as an insult I love you Sebastian constantly mistaking one word for another and having to correct himself I love you Badd trailing off into ellipsis every other word I love you Oldbag going on and on without pause until the textboxes go by too fast to read I love you Pearl breaking down words she doesn’t know into compound syllables and over-enunciating I love you Phoenix and Ryunosuke thinking they’re having an internal monologue but they’re really just muttering under their breath I love you Apollo’s random yelling I love you text based video games seeking to make every character voice unique and in doing so being completely inclusive and nonjudgmental of people with strange speech habits