The first time I watched House, I did so by scrolling through and watching whichever episodes sounded the most interesting. When my father found out he was so upset and asked me if I didn’t care about the plot, to which I responded “what plot?” I’m currently watching House in the correct order and Jesus. The plot.

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

You would think that I wouldn't post these two idiots twice in the span of a week. Well you know what you can blame @babsvibes for being a national treasure and gifting me this fricking fantastic commission idea 😭

*climbs onto the rooftop and starts yelling*

2-S is so important to the overall theme of love in ultrakill andnobody.even talks about it

In honor of bsd s5 coming out in a few days, let's vote

funny that in the midst of all this... i'm still having to block porn bots. You know, non trans accounts that are posting content that actually goes against the tos..

okay this is gonna be a Take but i am Thinking because okay. okay they approached misha if he wants to be in the winchesters and yes deancas reunion deserves more space than a little moment in a finale of a spin off that's a prequel that's actually a sequel and all that, but i can't stop thinking about how misha might. hm. maybe possibly not want to be castiel anymore hey listen to me i know he loved the character and was a Castiel Understander and he was busy (roadfood, gotham knights, poetry book - not to mention personal stuff) but i can't help but think that he said he thinks castiel's arc and story was complete and maybe - just maybe - he doesn't want too play cas anymore. like this is a Thought that has been bouncing in my head like a windows screensaver and i can't get rid of it. like i know he does the cons and he wears the trenchcoat for photo ops but i can't stop thinking he might just. not want to play cas because he said he thinks his story was complete. and also because of how they treated him at the cw and all that. someone please tell me i am wrong and it's going to be okay. i am... i think i am scared this man has kind of moved on. i mean good for him but.

Thinking about the disturbing implications of Cain's story and destiny from the Bible rn

very very self indulgent but as a resident angel lover in this fandom may i PLEASE see the angel result for this quiz you made. 2 years ago. this is a completely normal ask. i am so normal.

https://www.tumblr.com/snakeliciousbaby/662796832308674560/what-flavor-of-scooby-trauma-are-you?source=share

Oh have no fear, i am convinced by your normalness as a normal person myself. Enjoy the long awaited Angel answer!

wishing cecil a very "eat his disgusting fucking burger"

watched eps 20 + 21 of trigun 98 and uh

Ow

Me: im not afraid of thunderstorms anymore

Me during this storm: bbro what hte fuck someone help me im scared

Chapter 148. I love this part. I love the glimpse of Fei Du pov, that fei du had planned similarly with his victims collection, that he's now a bit horrified by himself that this old picture project kill orchestrated could've been him if he'd been in that generation. That Luo Wenzhou knows, is thinking it too but as usual sort of softening how Fei Du is for fei dus sake by treating fei du like a child scolded or spouse babied by telling him not to talk and hurt his voice (say something close to sad truths they're bot4h weighed down by - or give others a bad idea of him when Luo wenzhou thinks he's a good person who shouldn't fear himself to be like that), and of course Luo wenzhous very homey safe to fei du Daddy behavior "I'll tape your mouth shut." That kind of implied guarantee Luo Wenzhou will watch him and make sure he behaves in tiny matters like this, and also would take care of it and help Fei Du not lose himself in Bigger Terrifying Matters like Fei Du contemplating killing people.

—And after being collected in the Picture Album Project, the chief suspects in each case who hadn’t been arrested due to insufficient evidence died unusual deaths one after another.”

 

“The causes of death were very delicate.” Fei Du scanned the old case files. “For example, in the case of the mentally disabled killer who was shut up in a mental hospital, his death was very similar to that of the victim he’d killed before being placed in the hospital. They were both stabbed in the chest and abdomen by the same style of knife, and the distribution of wounds was almost identical. On the day this mental patient was killed, the power was suddenly cut in the hospital he was staying at, and a portion of the security cameras stopped working. Someone knocked out the nurse on duty and pried open the lock on the door.—And in the end the weapon he was stabbed with was found in the next room along with bloody clothes. The fingerprints of the patient in the next room were also found on the weapon…but this patient was very seriously ill. He could hardly communicate. They couldn’t get anything out of him. Even if he’d really killed this person, there was nothing to be done about it.”

 

“A mental patient kills someone and then gets killed by another mental patient?” Tao Ran said over the phone. “What do you call that? Karmic retribution?”

 

“Once is karmic retribution. If it happens this many times in a row, then the ‘retribution’ isn’t purely natural.” Fei Du smiled. Then he thought of something, and his smile immediately vanished. His gaze was grave.—Using some means to secretly gather the victims of vile crimes, arranging them like chess pieces, weaving a net with unremarkable minor individuals… If he hadn’t been born about a decade too late, Fei Du nearly would have suspected he’d done this himself; he couldn’t resist turning his head and coughing a few times.

 

“Didn’t I tell you to talk less?” Luo Wenzhou frowned, pushing a cup of warm water in front of him. “If you interrupt again I’ll tape your mouth shut.”

i've thought about it, and my final thought on that finish is that it slapped, but my feelings towards it overall are 100% dependent on where they go from here. mjf's little flashes of insecurity and self hatred are what make him interesting--the fact that he's a horrible person only has stakes because he could be good, we want him to be good, he can get what he wants by being good, but he's too afraid to do it--and i really hope that they don't retcon them all as lies and make him the same smarmy little bastard that he was before the punk feud. i want those stakes to stay high! i want the character to stay dynamic! and i really hope they lean into the amount of power regal has over him, and what that means goin forward

listen to dermot kennedy music.....go slightly insane.....listen to dermot kennedy music.......