god i love the local obsession with mardi gras. what's almost certainly just a blip on the radar for most of the rest of the country is a big enough deal here that my campus gives out beads, king cake, glowsticks, candy, mocktails, and condoms for two weeks straight. and we're having a crawfish boil on the 13th!
Sooooo are we celebrating Fat Tuesday Beefro Style or what??
Buglet, have I got a surprise for you...
The lucky P-boy is under the cut, Bug! Thank you for the reminder. Mr Beefcal and I had chicken and waffles for dinner (Eggos and I didn’t have to dirty a pan!).
A-little-bit-of-sugar regards,
Beefro👌🥩😂
It’s Dieter baby!
Dieter, despite being a lapsed Catholic, adheres to the Fat Tuesday tradition of eating pancakes for dinner. In previous years, he'd maybe observed in a more moderate fashion, trying to keep his figure a bit more trim for projects he had on the go, but this year? With Cookie in the kitchen? No fucking way, baby.
This year, Pancake Tuesday ends with Dieter, sticky, full of pancakes and syrup, and panting from how stuffed he is. Cookie is on her knees between his parted legs. All Dieter can see is her head bobbing up and down over his big belly, and all he can feel is her deep throating him and her gagging around his length.
“Hell’s fuckin’ bells, Cookie…”, he grunts as his sticky hand finds her hair. “I’m not gonna make it through lent if this is how you’re gonna send me off…”
32 Chunk will be facing off against the Grazerbeam in the finals of Fat Bear Week this Fat Bear Tuesday, it's been a roller coaster of a time this year with some surprising wins and losses, but they are all champions regardless.
Polls open at 9:00 AM Pacific, remember to vote and may the fattest bear win.