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#𝟏 𝐅𝐚𝐧 - P L U G ! S U G U R U
✎₊˚⊹♡ summary & note : continuation of my plug series. here the reader is a local rap princess and suguru is your plug and favorite supporter ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
🏷 tags & warnings: smut, 18+, plug suguru, rapper reader, black femme! reader, reader has a vagina, weed smoking, squirting, spitting, riding, cremepie, oral (f + m briefly) pet names (return of ma/mamas agenda) also i was very eager to post this and its subject to be edited
✎₊˚  word count: 3.1k
if anyone knows the artist please tell me!
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"How much you want again, mama?"
You look up from Suguru's hands to his face as his question registers. Your eyes feel heavy as the indica pulls you into a sweet, tranquil embrace. Your eyes are red, hanging low and Suguru drinks in the sight when he finally meets eyes with you again. He subconsciously licks his lips, your beauty causing his body to increase a few degrees with desire. The burn has him clearing his throat to focus and you give him a lazy grin. You don't realize, but you send him spiraling with your dazzling charm before replying.
"If I remember correctly, you said that if I finish the song you would smoke me out." You remind Suguru of a verbal agreement you two had last smoke session. A chuckle verberates, shoulders shaking as he brings a lighter up to seal the blunt he had been working on. His craftsmanship in his rolls never fell short and tonight was no different. As always, he hands the blunt to you first. He always lets you light it and inhale the first puff of potent gas. Suguru watches your sexy and glossed lips wrap around the blunt at one end and flick the lighter on the opposite. He replies as you light.
"Well, I have yet to hear this said record so where is it, mama?" Suguru taunts as he watches you hollow your cheeks. Your inhale is long and harsh, and a thick cloud of white smoke leaving your mouth confirms it. Suguru smirks, watching you stifle a cough as the cannabis renders you breathless. Your mind is numbing out once again, feeling peace as you lean back into the couch. You pass the blunt to Suguru.
"That gas is immaculate." You comment and he smirks before taking a hit. He's conservative with it, taking smaller but frequent puffs, a major juxtaposition to your bigger yet smaller amounts. He takes another small hit and replies.
"You should know better." He grins, causing a shockwave to go to your belly at his charming smile. You shake it off.
"I never expect less. Anyways, I have the track on my phone. Do you wanna hear it?" You ask as Suguru hands you the blunt back. You scroll through your phone as you take it, locating the track as you take another drastic inhale.
"You should know better than to ask me a fucking question like that." You roll your eyes at his profane language but nevertheless you know his intent. Especially with the way his hips turned into a lazy grin, eyeing at you as if you were the most precious thing in the world. Little did you know you have Suguru wrapped around your finger badly. His personal weed stash was not shared with anyone, let alone a romantic prospect. He knew you were different the moment he saw you rapping on stage and gave him the meanest and stankest attitude when he pushed up on you. It took him several appearances at your shows to finally entertain a conversation and the chemistry was so instant you were mad you took so long to give him your attention.
The drug dealer falling sweet on the rising local princess was not a romantic storyline Suguru thought he would find himself apart of yet here he was.
You play the track and Suguru instantly catches the beat. His head follows along with the bass instinctively, eyes closed as he focuses on your lyrics, flow, and delivery. Whenever clever word play or flow switch ups occurred he let out a verbal affirmation or appraisal that left your ego swelling. You took another hit from the blunt as the song continues, your final verse playing as you finish the track strong. A menace and lyrical genius you are in the booth and Suguru shakes his head. He opens his eyes as he looks over to hold your gaze.
"You so damn talented, y/n. You gotta perform that soon." He declares, reaching for the blunt and you hand it to him. He settles deeper into the couch, spreading his thighs out and the sight of him manspreading caused a butterflies to be released briefly but you quickly pull yourself out ot it. You gather your composure before replying.
"I will and you better be front row." You give him a cute little stank face, mean mugging as Suguru puffs on the blunt. He smirks at you.
"Bratty little thing," the words travel straight to your cunt, "but sure thing, mama. You already know wassup." Suguru gives you one of his charming grins and you feel those butterflies get set loose again. You can't fight it and you smile back. Suguru knows it's a mix of infatuation and cannabis, but he has the sudden desire to kiss you. He looks all over you, seeing that lip gloss still painted on your plush lip, big hoops in your ears, and those sexy bangs you recently got done. You're a goddess and have the intellect to keep Suguru on his toes.
"Good." You utter at his declaration, bringing him from his thoughts and he hums. He refuses to look away, even slowly leaning his weight towards you to bring his face closer to yours. You feel your heart thundering in your chest to the point where it almost hurts. You see the look in Suguru's face and sense he wants to immediately fold you in multiple different ways. Your eyes flicker down, eyeing the gray sweats he greeted you at the door with and see a tent now present. You should have known you would be sweating your straightened hair right back into curls.
"Mind if I kiss you, ma?" That was one thing about Suguru, you wouldn't think this immediately because he's a dealer, but he's so tender and so considerate of your boundaries. You felt yourself swooning at the man next to you, his large stature leaning over you as his lips came closer.
"I been waiting for you to do since I came through the door." You confess and Suguru smiles. A large and warm hand reaches out to caress your cheek. He holds his hands there, guiding your pretty face forward to meet him halfway.
"That long huh? Let me not keep my pretty baby waiting any longer, hmm?" Your lips meet and your world seems to melt. All the stresses evaporate and are replaced with a single thought.
Geto Suguru.
"Missed you so much, baby." Suguru says, tongue kissing you on his bed and you huff against his lips. You chase after his mouth, diving back in for a kiss as your hand snakes down to his sweats. He groans when he feels your hand palm against his length. You feel your clit tingle at his groan against your lips.
"I missed you too, Ru." You manage to get out before kissing him again. You crave his lips on yours and feel satisfied when you taste him again. He lets you kiss him a couple more times, your strawberry gloss on his tongue and you taste it when he shoves his tongue inside. You moan, falling onto your back as he pushes you onto it. You feel him pull away and you start to chase after him until he raises to his hunches. You pout, looking up at the man as he looks down at you.
"Watchu poutin for?" He asks, raising an eyebrow as he takes the black elastic hair tie from his wrist.
"You're not kissing me." You say and he chuckles. You dig your toes into the comforter at how dark his laugh sounded and your lower belly awakens when you notice he's beginning to tie his hair up into a bun.
"Yeah? Cause i'm bouta fucking feast on that lil pussy take them panties off already."
He's going to be the death of you.
"Fuck, I missed eating this pussy."
Sloppy slurping sounds cause your head to spin. You moan uncontrollably as Suguru feasts himself between your legs. His tongue is darting skillfully along your folds, collecting every drop you have to offer. Your toes curl, thighs shaking as Suguru has you on your back, legs pressed to your chest and feet dangling in the air. Your pretty anklet dangles and it happens to be one of his many gifts to you.
"Miss when you spit on it." You whine out before you can stop yourself. Suguru raises an eyebrow from between your legs, stopping his feast to smirk. He doesn't say anything, but before you can retort at his pausing he gathers all the fluids in his mouth and spits violently. The majority of it lands on your clit, the rest trickling down your soaked cunt. Your eyes roll back at the filthy scene and Suguru brings his thick fingers to spread it around your swollen clit.
"Like this huh? Like when I mark this pretty pussy?" His fingers sink into your folds, fucking the spit into your hole and you nod.
"Mhmm, yes Suguru." You whimper and he smirks. He brings his lips back down to leave a messy kiss on your clit. Your head falls back into the pillows as he takes it into his harm mouth. His tongue flickers along the swollen button before sucking harshly. You clench around nothing, desperate for something but you're too fucked out to articulate you want his cock. You feel satisified with the way his tongue marks each inch of your cunt. His oral techniques were gifts that you loved to abuse.
"You taste so good," he moans, taking a break to look at his work. Suguru admires it, seeing your swollen and soaked mound. He places an index finger at your entrance, feeling the arousal collected and greeting him instantly. He swears under his breath at the warmth and tight embrace of your folds. You pant, throwing your legs open wider to wordlessly beg for more.
"Suguru!" You moan, bucking your hips to attempt to fuck his fingers. He grins, seeing a small ring of cream form around his finger.
"Pussy so fucking wet, mama," he removes himself from between your legs and rises to his knees, "need you to wet this dick f'me, baby." You are sliding to be on your knees, matching Suguru's stance and he raises an eyebrow. Your hands come to his face, holding his cheeks before kissing him passionately. Suguru moans and you're slipping your tongue into his mouth causing his dick to twitch. His hands fall down to the curve of your back, taking your ass in his hands and squeezing. You moan but only continue to passionately kiss Suguru. Your hands slowly came from his face, traveling down to his shoulders. You plant your hands firmly on his broad, strong shoulders and press down before Suguru can register.
"What's this?" He asks looking up at you as you straddle his waist. You look down, grinning as you sink yourself into his lap.
"Wanna ride you." You state, grabbing between your legs to stroke his length. Your delicate digits touching his warm cock and earning a hiss from his mouth. You take his lips back with yours. Your tongues dance once again as you lead his tip to your awaiting hole. Your eagerness caused you to sink down, ignoring the sting and relishing in feeling full. You moans in his mouth, and he finds his hands kneading at your ass. You begin bouncing up and down, earning illicit moans from the two of you.
"Fuck, you're so wet." Suguru says against your lips. You moan and continue bouncing in his lap. His cock inching in and out left you breathless and falling closer to euphoria.
"All for you baby." You tell Suguru. He blushes but meets your thrusts when you sink back down. You choke, moaning out a whimper as you lift your hips, sinking them back down to be met with another thrust from Suguru. A lazy smirk forms on his lips and you squeal. His balls slap against your rear as his kneading ceases and a slap occurs. You let out a scream at the sting and pure shock.
"So tight and warm." He grunts, continuing to meet your thrusts and you grin. Your thighs begin to burn but you block out the pain, continuing to ride your lover to his pending orgasm. You feel your roots sweating into their prominent curls and Suguru relishes in the sight. Nothing had him more prideful than seeing his girl come with straightened hair and leave with natural curls. He knew if you didn't leave your curls he didn't do it right.
"Ru!" You pant his nickname, choking as he thrusts deeper and hitting your spot. The stroke earns a gush of liquid to wet your thighs and his pelvis. He bites his lip as your nails begin to dig into his skin, smarking his shoulders with crimson lines. He doesn't mind and only continues to meet your bounces with quicker thrusts.
"This pussy was made for me." Suguru comments, savoring the way your cunt continues to grip and milk him ecstacy. You whimper, giggling softly before you speak back.
"This dick was made for me." Your retort is followed with you clenching your walls. Suguru moans out a soft laugh before his hand strikes down on your ass. You cry and he hits the opposite cheek. Handprints form on both cheeks and he massages the sting away.
“Gonna come in this pretty cunt.” Suguru warns, feeling his cock swelling and ready to explode at any moment. Your pussy continues to squeeze Suguru's cock while making it absolutely soaked. His dick is beyond wet, its drenched.
"Give it to me." You sultrily encourage, "missed your cum baby." His tip kisses that sensitive spot and you start whining. Your pussy squelching with each bounce in his lap and continuing to decorate his thick thighs. Suguru is moaning at this point, hissing at how you continue to grip him despite being so fucking wet.
"Fuck, ma you're squirtin' all over me." Suguru moans, biting his lip as he continues to meet your rhythm, You only moan, ceasing your bouncing to roll your hips fluidly, his cock sliding in and out with lewd squelching. You place your forehead against his as you moan at the feeling of him twitching inside you.
"Feel so full baby." You say against his lips and he grins, hand slapping your ass and causing you to toss your head back, yelling out a profanity.
"So fucking tight," Suguru grunts through clenched teeth, "imma cum soon." Suguru warns, moaning again as you continue roll your hips gracefully. You sigh at his words, still swirling your hips as you lean back. Suguru looks down and sees your soaked cunt leave a creamy ring around his cock. He swears at the sight as he fights to cum because god the view is fucking filthy. Your swollen clit stood at full attention as it begged to be touched.
"Fuck, Suguru!" You place a steady hand on the back of his neck to brace yourself as you continue to lean back. He bites his lip, seeing the way your tits bounce and your beautiful body rolling obscenely. Something primal shifts in him and he's placing strong hands on your waist. You yelp, feeling your body fall back till you land in the plush sheets. Suguru still holds your hips, having them in the air as he pistons his cock deep into you. You choke, screaming before you place a hand on his wrist as you choke on several moans. Suguru is grunting, eyes closing as he is near his end.
"Fuck! I'm gonna cum in this pussy." Suguru warns you as he feels his cock throbbing with each trust. The warmth and lewd noises coming from your cunt didn't help with the constant squeezing and soft pleas coming from your pretty mouth. Your mouth is hanging open as he continues to fuck you stupid, screams occurring as you struggle to grasp reality. Suguru's strokes render your mind completely blank.
"Ru-gonna-Cum!" You're choking, struggling to warn him and Suguru chuckles softly. He quickly moans though, as you squirt all over him yet again. He's cursing, hips snapping desperately as he felt his orgasm about to wash over him.
"Ah ah, baby fuck. I'm cumming!" He hisses out, sighing as he ruts sloppily, thick cum spilling inside you as you reach your undoing. You sob, thighs shaking as you back arches, tumbling into a thick abyss of pleasure. Suguru slowly lets out his thrusts, leaving you whimpering shivering as he slips out of your cunt. You shudder out a breath as you slowly open your eyes. His cock goes limp, but still wet with your arousal as you sit up. You're in a daze, but nevertheless you reach forward wrapping your lips around his limp cock to taste you and him. He hisses at the feeling but allows you to suck. You pull away, only to get pushed down yet again.
Suguru spreads your legs, eyeing at your abused cunt but he waits. Surely, his cum trickles from between your folds and he licks his lips. He leans down to lick a quick stripe up your cunt, fat tongue lapping the taste of you two before crawling up your body. He meets you with a kiss, swapping more than just salvia and you suck on his tongue. He pulls away, licking his lips before speaking.
"So fucking nasty." You giggle at him and he chuckles along with you.
"It's why you keep fucking with me." You tease, smiling lazily in the post sex haze. Suguru only smiles before kissing you once again.
"One of a few. C'mon. Let's shower and smoke another blunt huh?"
He always knows just the right things to say to you.
A shower and clean up routine later you're settling into his bed passing a blunt back and forth.
"When's your next show, mama?" Suguru passes you the blunt as he exhales. You take it, looking up from his chest before replying.
"Next Friday." You take a hit and watch him nod. He makes a mental note to clear his schedule on that day. Ever since fucking with you he always made sure he was present at your shows.
"I'm there." He said. You smile, nodding because you knew he meant that. This man before you taking the time to make sure he was always there to be your number one supporter. You didn't know if you and Suguru would ever be committed together, but you didn't bother to stress yourself with uncertainties. As long as you had the man before you in your corner. The world could burn away.
But as long as you weren't separated from Geto Suguru, you'd be fine.
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©𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐨𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐯 ╰┈┈➤ MASTERLIST!
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nanamisflowerfield · 3 years
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Ahhhhhhhh- I don't usually see stuff like a3 fanfics anywhere so wowowowowow- I love your posts! And could you please make headcannons for taichi with a tall s/o? Please stay safe and I hope you have a great day <3! :))
Thank you so much for loving them!! Bfksnfjek That means a lot to me!! (*≧∀≦*)
Sorry that you had to wait so long! I had my ecams and a lot of stress during my workplace and all ;-; sorry! And I hope that you will enjoy this one! A-And it‘s short.... I am so sorry!!
warnings: fluffy, reader being annoyed by random people because of their height, taichi being a sweet puppy
words: 549
gender: neutral
My Love For You Is As Tall As You!! (Taichi Nanao x Tall!Reader) - Headcanon
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🐶 “Hey, how is the air up there?” – “Hey, hey (y/n)! You are always in the way! Stop being so damn tall!” – “Oh no… I can’t see the movie… They are so tall… Oh man…”
You heard so many things about your height and of course it made you sad. It wasn’t your fault. You were even taller than a few family members of yours, but fortunately you came from a family in which everybody was tall, so you never felt like a freak whenever you hung around your cousins and siblings.
🐶 But thankfully, your friends were by your side and cheered you up, whenever people annoyed you.
🐶 Especially one friend in particular. The one you were always have to be around with. The one and only puppy-like Taichi Nanao.
🐶 Your crush.
🐶 You never noticed that Taichi had the biggest crush on you. He was just nice to everybody right…? Right?
🐶 But no. He was super-duper totally nice to you! Some even made fun of his behavior, but that was one of his many traits that you loved about him.
🐶 Never ever realizing, you two started to get more… intimate? Holding hands, hugging longer than usual… Even giving a kiss to the other’s cheek, whenever one was happy or something.
🐶 So you two started dating without realizing it, until you two walked around the city, holding each other’s hand, ignoring people staring at you. They thought it was funny to look at, because of your height, but as long as Taichi was by your side, you didn’t care.
🐶 He actually loves your height. He loves it to look up, when you talked to him or when you bent down a little to have a selfie shooting, or for hugs and small little kisses.
🐶 And then you two met some friends of Taichi. When you were not wrong, the were some actors too. Worked alongside your favorite human being!
🐶 “Oh, Taichi! Why did you always nagged around that you never get a significant other, when you are dating somebody already.” You heard one of them say in surprise. What was his name again… Something with B… Banri maybe?
🐶 “H-HUH!? NONONO! You are wrong, Ban-Chan! W-We are not dating… We are just f-friends….” He blushed furiously!
“But… Wasn’t they your crush?” The other blond, older one asked, who doesn’t looked away from their phone.
“I-Itaru-San… P-Please…. Stop it…”
“Well… We need to go. Need to buy the new game. Come, Banri. I need a second player for this one.”
And then they left you two alone.
🐶 You two stood there in silence. Nobody said a word until… He nearly screamed in your ear.
🐶 “I AM SO SORRY!!!” – “So… You don’t have a crush on me?” You asked upset.
“I-I… I do… But you probably don’t-“ But his rambling got stopped by your lips.
🐶 And that’s how you two started dating.
🐶 It is always great with him. You have lot’s of fun together and the cuddling sessions are his favorite ones. He gets to be the little spoon, except if you want to be the little spoon! And the fact that you need to bend a little bit down for a kiss, makes his heart flutter crazy.
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lovecre · 3 years
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Here's a gush ticket 🎫. Please use it to talk/gush about your f/o(s), s/i(s), or anything else selfship related that you want to talk about.
wowowowowow ok!!!!!!! so. kazuha am i RIGHT or ami RIGJT.i’m right that’s what i am. he’s literally so cute and sweet look at him ohmybgod
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^^^^^ BABY MAN. he’s a traveler who was basically kicked out of his home country for who knows why and now he’s traveling the continent with anoether character’s pirate crew … he’s an honorary pirate how cool is THAT anyway so he wields the power of the wind and he’s very polite and sweet and also can tell whether people are good or bad based on their smell. therefore he is a puppy man. i want to give him a little kiss on his face he’s so …………yeah<3 i love him so much u have no idea. i’m lowkey terrified of the boss you have to fight to get his level up materials but i fight it every day just in case i get his character … if i don’t get him i will cry i think!!!!!!!! i want to listen to his voicelines so bad he has such a pretty voice in all languages … it’s rare that the english voice of a character is my favorite but that’s the case with kazuha!!!!! he sounds so genuine and emotional in his voicelines i actually tested up irl listed in to one of them. anyway that’s it i have more to say but then this post would be a mile long ok byebywe
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thesvenqueen · 3 years
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on to the next one, yeah yeah
S&B Episode 5
- ohhhh love this title slide yes yes - damn can y'all stop nearly killing Mal for one episode sheesh I get he is a soldier but my god dude - "no guns, no knives, no weapons of any kind" HA sure sure - YES. thank you for slightly teasing what the fuck the king is doing to poor Genya that fucking pig - "I want you to be careful...Poweful men." YES GENYA. I really, truly think Genya was ready to be Alina's friend more that the Darkling's spy but she just...couldn't do it but oh that warning says so much yo. SO MUCH. - D A V I D!!!!!! HI DAVID!!!! - Genya, I saw that slip up lmao you're adorableeeee - Bro, they are barely talking to each other but god they are flirting so MUCH RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD - yes she was talking to you David you dork - I fully appreciate them showing Kaz struggling to walk with his leg. I was nervous they'd just, ignore it but I'm so so happy they made sure to show it was difficult for him to walk without his cane after a long time. bless. - Jesper, you fucking flirt - lol never doubt Jesper on his knowledge of shit, he knows exactly what he's talking about - "or two hats" Alina lol - Oh Fedyor, you're adorable and BETTER HALF?!?! YOU'RE DATING IVAN OMG - Kaz wut?....wait.....there is a plan within a plan isn't there? - Ivan? funny? sure. - mmmm the manipulation and isolation from what she's known is complete and now there is just...the Darkling. - *eye roll* ughhhhhhh gross. - YOU ARE SUCH A FLIRT JESPER....and a good one at that, goodness - "I'm a terrible actor" boy that is a LIE - gd Zoya CHILL - mmmm, yeah that look tells me there is def a plan within the plan - WHERE. IS. YOUR. YOUNGEST. SON. BITCH. - Damn Alina said "fuck Mal" and is all confident now lol alright then, whatever works I guess - DAVIDDD you precious bean, I see you boy. That smile at Genya was so cute - Kaz, I uh, think you about to be proven wrong bout that but sure - She'll bring honor to us alllllllll - Oh Inej's reaction to Alina, bless it - Ok Jesper, get you some!! but now go date Wylan lmao - MAL!! YOU MADE IT! - preacher man can you just...not - yeah yeah Mal is here bitch what you gonna do? - Mal sensing the desperation, he knows something is up. Good move on bargaining to see her before telling him where it is - He answered you QUICK - Mmmm I feel like you weren't gonna tell her you manipulative git - I KNEW HE WAS UP TO SOMETHING WAS UP WITH HIM!!! I FUCKING KNEW IT THAT SNEAKY CONDUCTOR BITCH - Oh poor Marie :( - Yes Kaz, my boy KNEW - UGH You only knew about those flowers from Mal you fucking UGHHHHHHHHHH - plan f?? HA Kaz def has a plan Z at this point - Oh Mal you in danger boy - DAMN MAL I TAKE THAT BACK MY GOD BOY - gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross - he just happened to leave out the fact Mal is legit down the hall, the man she legit has been missing for MONTHS, so he could make out with her and pull her in more, UGH manipulating gross motherfucker - gotta admit that kiss before he left though, smooth but also GROSS - heeeeey Baghra, sorry you had to witness that lmao - Alina's face when she realizes she's been manipulated though, god that hurts. I really hate it for her - girl why do you never LISTEN JESUS - Limping man? bitch, who the fuck you talking to?? - THERES THE DIRTYHANDS I KNOW AND LOVE YES - God having to remember this is 3 years before Kaz becomes hella ruthless, much more than he is in the books and god getting the glimpse of that was *chefs kiss* - I N E J OH MY GOD SHE KILLED FOR HIM HOLY SHIT - Oh you could tell Kaz wanted to hold & comfort her but couldn't do it ughhhh - hehehehe yeah your girl gone bitch - oh shit mom and son going at IT. Get him Baghra - HAHAHA JESPER'S REACTION TO ALINA GETTING IN THE CARRIAGE I CAN'T HAHAHAHA - "just ask" Kaz is literally about to beat the shit out of you just tell him
SUCH. A. GOOD. EPISODE. WOWOWOWOWOW. The truth is finally coming out on the Darkling and it's beginning to crumble, lets gooooo. Also, the Wraith & Dirtyhands are beginning to emerge lets yeah yeah yeah I love it!!
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dogmotifs · 7 years
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congrats chloe!! 🍑 could i have a name moodboard (my name is priscilla) and 🌙 could i have a blograte too? thank you and congrats again!!
thank u !!
heres ur moodboard
blograte:
url: 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10
icon: 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10
theme: 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10
mobile: 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10
posts: 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10
overall: 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10
following: no but i love you / +f / yep yes of course
compliment: wowowowowow do i lov ur blog !!!! its just so well organized nd all ur posts r lovely, especially ur original posts !!!!
want one ?
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Mythical Recap | GMM # 1054
/GMM/
ok wow so the more is called IRL KISSING EXPERIMENT
IM.................................
OK
anyway. main ep first. XD
WHICH IS ALSO KISSING OMG
a new Wednesday thing !!
YES RHETT UR HAIR. IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT. IT IS AMAZING THO. I LOVE IT.
“and he hasn’t been thinking about it or talking to me a lot about it”
XD
omg that’s a ...... device alright
“there’s no tongue” ... RHET
“also it shouldn;t be called that bc henry kissinger”
“f you tried to kiss someone like a rolling pin.....not that i ever have” “i can see you doin that. it would explain a lot.”
OK. WOW. U KNOW I DON’T SHIP IT LIKE THAT.............BUT I’M NOT CHOPPED LIVER I KNOW WHAT Y’ALL ARE THIKIN’ RN LOL LIKE
RHETT NO
“what does this touch other than my lips”
omg THE NEWS AND WEATHER FROM BUISES CREEK IM INTO THIS
I ALWAYS WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR HOME TOWN
where is link going
a ribbon cutting at 10:50 am sharP
better be sharp to cut that ribbon
HAHAHAHAHA me @ myself pls stop
OMG LINK IS THE WEATHER MAN
HE WANTED TO BE ONE AS A KID LOL
I LOVE IT
also is that suit jacket rhetts bc its much too big for him lol
“a ribbon dissolving”
i have never seen a weather man do this little dance thing with his hands plowing thru the days
but i am not complaining
“what specifically is gonna get shrivelly” RHETT
OMG FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS RHETT TALKING ABT THEIR DOGS WAS LIKE OMG WHAT
and links like shhh stop u dont know hwo to words do u
“tater scraps”
 SNANUS
‘most things fart’
omg
birds dont
now let’s watch two men shake hands
“i liked it”
...........................wow. ok then. XD
oh i have to get on insta at noon lol
omg.... i am going to be seeing my grandma today. i do have bananas.
/GMMore/
lol link tryinna figure out what height planes are at
“we have some medical gloves here... stevie we’re gonna need your help”
OK WAIT. SO.
“WE SHOULD KISS EACH OTHER.”
THAT A SENTENCE.
THAT JUST CAME SERIOUSLY FROM RHETTS MOUTH.
.....WOWZERS
....AND THEY FRICKEN SHOW THE NEWSICAL KISS
STEVIE IS NOT SURE ABT THIS
‘LOOK AT MY NEW HAIR MAN IT SHOULD MAKE YOU WANT TO KISS ME’ ????? IS THIS A GMM FROM THE WRONG UNIVERSE
OMG THEY’RE GONNA EXPLAIN THAT PHOTOSHOPPED KISING PIC I ALWAYS SEE LOL
“hey rhett i just got internet on my military plane” why. why is this a Thing good lord
“i want it to be a real experience”
wowowowowow
this is happening
“you have a defunct pinky”
“now are you gonna be offended if i break out the tongue?” “OH GOD”
IM CRYING
OMG IS EDDIE JUST PUTTING RHINK FANART ON THE MONITOR OR SOMETHING BC I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD DO THAT
AND STEVIES FREAKING OUT
“there’s a slight delay”
LINK JUST STICKS HIS TOUNGE OUT IM DYING
“THAT’S PRETTY NICE”
‘let’s put some conversation in it like, hey man, are we car pooling this morning?’ IM.....LINK........OMG....
“it could be seven seconds in hand” /pauses/ “nO................”
wow
ok then
i dont know what i just saw but..............
we all saw it together soO
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