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starchild--27 · 26 days

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"baby we can stay up" let's not baekhyunie. baekhyunie let's take a nap. let's rest. let's not stay up, let's get some sleep baekhyunie please-

#my attempt at a crack post xDD #exo #exo baekhyun #baekhyun #byun baekhyun #exo crack post #exo shit post #kpop shit post #random starchild noises

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t4tdanvis · 6 months

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TUMBLR BE A GOOD WEBSITE CHALLENGE

#❄.txt #STOP RECOMMENDING ME POSTS W TAGS IVE BLOCKED #I DONT WANT TO HAVE A SHIP I FUCKING DESPISE SHOVED IN MY FACE #IM DYING OUT HERE YALL I HATEBEING A FICTIVE SOMETIMES #im remember things i didnt even remember happened. this is fucking Insane bro /exo #new trigger unlocked LOL gonna avoid the shit out of that from now on #need to kill 30 or 40 people and then ill feel better /ref

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insomtiny · 7 months

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surely looking up aural vampire on this website will be safe and only give me pics and audio posts related to the band just like when i look up most other slightly obscure japanese artists i like! :) <- unaware that there's bouts and bouts of ateez porn fics in there for some reason

#i think there were prompts that contained the word aural and vampire so that's why they were in there but like...#it caught me so off guard i literally avoid the ateez tag in particular for that reason and it still got me nowhere is safe!!!#post that shit on ao3 or wattpad like a regular person and stop clogging up every tag known to man u r killing me...#i just wanted to look at pics of exo chika #kyra's ramblings

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awkwardexocowboy · 1 year

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Stargazing 💫

#destiny 2 #destiny #destiny art #destiny exo #eliksni #art #hi I forgot I make art #so once in a blue moon post #I post shit #yippee

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mangokeys · 2 years

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*on the floor crying* i can finally rest

#destiny 2 #cayde 6 #cayde x oc #*bluescreen sounds*#cayde #destiny exo #destiny warlock #Idle 17 #this was supposed to be a shitpost this was supposed to be a shit post this was suppodes to be a shitpist thos-#i mean i fucking love how it turned out but god....#i lost track of how many days this took #destiny the game #my art #fanart

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liu-yu-xin · 1 year

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Ik this is like worst case scenario world being torn asunder type situation for some of u but i have to say i love the dash and the twt timeline when something like this happens and im just close enough to the fire to understand it but not enough to get burned

#i love reading posts. apocalyptic events is a post readers best case scenario #exo #sidney talks shit

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sxmi678458 · 10 months

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you message jongin as a joke and he replies

A/N: yes this is based on that one picture from pinterest i dont remember who made it i am so incredibly sorry </3

POV : you message jongin as a joke and he replies

#exo #kji #kim jongin #shit post #exo shit posts #kai #exo kai #exo x reader #exo jongin #jongin imagines #exo imagines #jongin oneshots #exo oneshots #exo fake texts

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dreamcast-official · 7 months

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me when i am in. my house

#bass.txt #this post doesnt mean much i just #i just realized this is the first time i think of yknow our house. as MY house. since i split #idk it always felt weird to me bc of exos and shit like that but i feel like im home rn #:)

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youngshiney · 2 years

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i love Seulgi with my whole life and heart and im so excited for her debut but Minseok's been on pre order for a whole week now and is 14 days from debut and theres no teasers yet?? its beyond ridiculous

#this company is so fucking stupid when it comes to Exo we cant get shit #vent tag #we dont even have a single photo about his album besides the three spoilers he posted on bubble #i miss when groups did month long teasers/album release schedules

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starchild--27 · 16 days

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kokobop and cream soda - my favourite substance abuse siblings

#exo #exo shit post #kpop shitpost #kpop #exo ♡

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clear-chaos-collection · 5 months

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Exo's Eerily Intriguing Emporium!

[Ran by the Grand Celestial Jester, Exo!]

[At the end of all of this, I will post the blog to it]

[Day 2- December 3rd 5:55 PM (i forgot to post it) - Niko's talk with Pawko

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"I'm never gonna understand this place."

"Ye-yes you will! It jus-just takes tiiime!"

"Are you sure, Pawko? I mean, look at me. I'm a rabbit. This blows."

"Yo-you just gotta get used to i-iiiit!"

"Pawko, look at me. I'm a giant yellow-"

"-Goooold"

"Giant gold-colored rabbit. I don't think I'll ever get used to this."

"Well lo-look at me, I'm a ch-chess piece. And I-I'm used to iiiiit."

"Still. You at least have apposable thumbs."

"....faaaaaaair"

#Exo's Eerily Intriguing Emporium #text post #oh shit angst undertones???????

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mybiasisexo · 11 months

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ot5 is craaaaazy

#just say a post that was like ‘sm is pushing the ot5 agenda’#and my head imploded #HUH!??!#that don’t even sound right 😭😭#I hate all this shit so much and I want it to be over now #justice for my boys ✊🏾👉🏾#exo #mine

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i-love-my-exhoes · 1 year

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I hope you end your life😂

Oh damn and IM the one that needed mental help huh? Well I'm just gonna say I'm at least 100% sure you're more worked up about this than me

Oh also, hope you know you can report anons even if they blocked you <3

#homegirl just went through my ENTIRE blog too like #its one thing to think im still a kpop stan cuz exo is literally still in my name cuz i never bothered to change it #but BTS??? i literally havent reblogged ANYTHING on them for at least 4 years #and even then it was like an offhanded post so its more like 7?#but yeah overall 7/10 argument barely comprehensive shit reading comprehension but the literal hate anons immediately after were funny

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leowifefang · 1 year

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peace and love on planet earth

#the :3 in his voice when he was younger is so. woag . cute #i need to grab athlons 'pay me upfront if you wanna punch me' line #insane how schmid went from :3 to bastard and athlon went from bastard to babygirl #love it though #sorry for exos posting #eos awakened my need to post random shit about my favorite dysfunctional family

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n-agiz · 1 year

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ask him if he'd like to join you to some coffee shop or something and evaluate him from there !!!!!! gyu. IF HE SAYS YES I'M GOING TO FUCKING FLJP

waaah i really want to but i'm scared :/ i don't think he'd purposefully make things weird if he said no, but i get so awkward around someone when i start actually liking them but don't know if they like me back, i feel like i'd ruin things 😭😭 i think i'm gonna try getting closer to him and kinda test out the waters yk, maybe that'll get me comfortable enough to ask him out lmaoo

#mail.#yk exo right ? he kinda reminds me of kai in terms of personality yk #he's such a cutie i swear. he keeps to himself a bit but once we start talking he gets all giggly and stuff and AAAAH I REALLY WISH I COULD #JUST GO UP TO HIM AND ASK HIM OUT THAT'D MAKE EVERYTHING EASIER 😭😭#it's honestly embarrassing like i mentioned on that first post that he always laughs at/with me but I ALSO ALWAYS LAUGH when he makes a #joke or does some stupid shit like i can't help it i feel like a schoolgirl having her first crush all over again this is embarrassing

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scuopsie · 2 years

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hi, not monsta x related but I went through your tumblr and it has converted me to become a tvxq/max changmin stan lol. I guess I am going back to the roots of kpop. Anyway this is a pointless ask it's all your fault (i'm just kidding, it's a good thing). I feel like 2nd generation kpop was much simpler although there were still the sasengs?? hope your day is going well

HOW KSKDKSKDKSNDKDKKDK

I literally have 10 posts under changmin tag and 3 under tvxq….

#I actually thought there would be more considering how bad i lost it for changmin’s cb this year #like that shit was SO GOOD #and it lead me to listen to his debut solo album which was also BOMB #I thought id have a solid 20-30 posts abt him but NOPE???#SO HOW DID I CONVERT U KSKDKDKDKD #also abt the other point #i never actually stanned ang 2nd gen group. like a PURE 2nd gen.#i think exo and vixx were like on the cusp of 2nd and 3rd #where their earlier works feel more 2nd gen and as they go they get more like 3rd gen #but even in 3rd gen things were HELLA simpler #istg streaming wasnt nearly as insane as now #like… it was a thing sure but not like THIS (to my knowledge)#there weren’t streaming events and fundraisings for them…#and bc social media wasnt as progressed as now the idols probably were more free #and had more privacy #and all these ‘paid subscription private messaging apps’ weren’t a thing. or at least not the way they are today #i feel like nowadays idols dont get 5 minutes to themselves #but yeah anyway YES stan tvxq and changmin <3 #he’s currently one of my top 3 fave soloists #his range is insane and he’s making SUCH GOOD MUSIC??#slay king 👑#ask #anon

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