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What do you think of Sanya's ahoge
it makes her too op somebody get this freak
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Hi EVIL me, my husband @x-ca1iber wants to marry you - thoughts?
is he EVIL
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Hmmm plot on the graph: anastasia/nero, elena/nero (interested in your differences in opinion if you have any) cypher/nero & franz/nigel. You don’t have to do any/all of these of course ✌️
Anastasia/Nero :: doesn't make sense, doesn't compel me :: I do LOVE your fics about this concept and secretly hope for more but when I think about what compels ME as a writer, the energy is not there. Like happy to read, but I don't think I could ever write this ship in a compelling way. It just ain't in me.
Elena/Nero :: doesn't make sense, compels me (for some damn reason) :: I think probably one of my favorite things I have written is in the frigel epistolary fic where Nigel awkwardly asks, "so, um, what motivated you to become a teen parent?" Nero's life with the details revealed is just like. What! Your entire life has revolved around the death of your teenage beloved and you're still an alcoholic about it forty years later??? SIR. But despite the fact that we have like. All of one scene featuring Ms. Elena, I am so compelled by it. Perhaps it's just the freedom. Perhaps it's the fact that the only certainty in this ship is trauma. But I feel like when I have had the opportunity to write Nerolena stuff I manage to come up with the most compelling stuff of all time.
Cypher/Nero :: doesn't make sense, compels me :: I think that of all the things I have written this ship is the one most likely to get me shot in-universe. To me, their hatred surpasses even the possibility of hatefucking. AND YET ISN'T IT FUN TO IMAGINE
Franz/Nigel :: doesn't make sense, compels me :: is it necessary for every teenager in every YA book to be paired up with a classmate by the end of the series?? No. However Franz and Nigel will have a summer wedding and beautiful babies
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EVIL BROWSERS >:D
AMAZING EVIL ACTIVITY, HENCHMAN! ARE YOU ON EVIL TUMBLR AS WELL?
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EVIL VAL SWEEP
YAYYYY
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Opinions on vigilantes?
They're pretty cool as long as they aren't stopping my plans
#i mean they mess with heroes sometimes so thats a plus#just let me build a death lazer in peace jeez#evil asks#evilcore#villainblr
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and to balance out my niceness for today..
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I hate you
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Hani
Who would you kill: Liam or Zayn?
okay, this is much worse than mine
Is killing myself and leaving them be an option?
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Ok. Please dni percy
WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS !
heh. thanks for all 3 of my shiny new badges...
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HI EVIL ME! Where do you store your bread, on the counter or in the fridge?
Testing you on your mildlylesbian knowledge >:)
in the EVIL FRIDGE
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Character opinion bingo- diabolus, nigel, nathaniel?
SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE BUT THANK YOU FOR THE ASK PLEASE ENJOY MY WARES
Diabolus:
Nigel:
Nathaniel:
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I want to be evil
YOU CAN! WELCOME, NEW HENCHMAN.
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hey my friends and i are watching the bnha musical where kurogiri is basically shiggy's vape pen but with glowing eyes (in real he's a smoke machine we think) and we were wondering what flavour vape he is? i thought you would know the answer to this.
ok so first of all, SO glad you came to me with this. this is so important. initially, my first impulse was to say OBVIOUSLY since he is purble, he must taste like grape. but then i was like no that's too obvious. too simple. perhaps he is blackberry. or funnier, watermelon breeze. or whatever. but I can't choose there's so many hilarious flavors he could be. my man is the reanimated corpse of a seventeen year old who is in charge of a bunch of unhinged 20 somethings, perhaps he is whatever Slapple Menthol™ must be. or, considering this is shiggy smoking this man, perhaps he is a clove situation: no tobacco, all spice (all the sigma males smoke clove.) eventually, defeated, i had to consult my crack team of scientists (goof chat) on this matter and it was very much a consensus:
he purble. so he taste like
#excellent question i really needed like a week of time to think on this one#also i was big out of town on business and pulling very long hours about it#so i couldnt dedicate the mental energy that i thought this deserved#evil asks#kurogiri#when i was a kid my friends and i would chew up the bubble tape over time#and store the used chewing gum back in the case for later#in retrospect. disgusting#but also: are we truly free if we cannot indulge in some pre chewed gum our past selves have saved for a rainy day#also where are you watching the musical WHAT does kurogiri look like#hang on gotta check smth#ok absolutely cannot find him but i believe you and i simply cant look at the musical directly or else it will sear my retinas so#ill wait for someone to geek about the character design and post gifsets on tumblr somewhere#anyway#i think it would be fun to be a smoke machine#love the implication that the smoke machine js playing a character. that man* is an actór#*box fan with dry ice near it
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I know this sounds kinda weird but I love that you post little funny memes about your characters it's like those people on TikTok that go, "making edits of my OCS like they're popular" but your characters are popular omg the dream
Yeeee thankyouuu i love making them! Someone's gotta do it!!!!
😤
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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard
wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists
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you remind me of m y boss, you two should be friends.
Really??? Who's your boss???
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