sir i swear to god your cunty lil outfit is gonna make me act up at the breakfast table before 8 am
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Thinking about her…(the avocado toast I made for breakfast this morning with sliced tomatoes and everything bagel seasoning on top)
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literally have to hide all the food in the house cause this 50yr old man eats the same amount as 4 teenage boys and he doesn’t buy any groceries bcuz when he brings anything home he eats it all himself in 4 days
we had a barely open box of ramen noodles and it’s literally all gone within 3 weeks, i maybe had 1 or 2, when that would usually last us 6-8 months bcuz we don’t eat it often. you think he’s gonna buy another one? absolutely not
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I don't think that kids should be exclusively homeschooled, but I also don't think that kids should be going to a building with hundreds of people 5 days a week during a pandemic. It's one of the main reasons why it keeps spreading so rapidly and won't go away. They don't take any preventative measures at schools anymore (at least not around here). You got kids? You're getting sick. Your coworker has kids? You're getting sick.
Schools are back to counting attendance. You can't even keep your kid home long enough to recover from covid before sending them back. They literally send a "truancy" (police) officer to your house if you keep them home too often.
I feel like we could be doing something better. I'm not entirely sure what the solution is. But this isn't it.
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Istg the next time I'm in a fandom for something US-American, I'm going to include exactly one line in every fic I write that establishes that the characters regularly return Pfandflaschen. Everything else will be entirely geographically neutral, the entire fic could be set anywhere in the world, but that one line - which should never appear within the first third of the first chapter - will establish that the fic is inexplicably and for no reason at all set in Germany.
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