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s3when · 11 months

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here’s a brief summary of MBAV for anyone who never watched

#you should if u didnt. btw.#mbav #benny weir #grandma weir #benny #evelyn weir #my babysitter's a vampire #my stuff

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cubile-animussy · 7 months

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how i think mbav characters would react to you asking for their pronouns:

"I use she/her, thanks for asking." She's the only normal one here.

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"Well, I'm Jesse, and I go by-" bites your fucking neck

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"Uhhhh, she- they- he/him! he/him."

(it's not even that he's in the closet okay he might be but that's not why it's just that he's socially awkward enough to accidentally misgender himself. pronoun circles are hell for him bc his first instinct is to treat it like ice breakers and copy the person before him. one time he got called they/them for like a week because he made the mistake of replying on autopilot. eventually he corrected everyone but the entire time he was like "I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.")

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"My pronouns? 519-341-7831. You'll probably have to write them down to remember them, eh?"

(he's deeper in the closet than those fucking kids in Narnia. gayass screencap courtesy of @bettyweir)

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you'll never know. you don't even have the balls to approach her.

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he responds with anyone of his self-appointed nicknames. if you ask again he'll go "OHHHH. you can call me ~" and then just names another one off the list. No one knows how to refer to Rory and that's the way he likes it ("vampire ninja will not be perceived"). It also gets people to start using his nicknames, which is a plus. gender euphoria unlocked via being a dumb blond menace.

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"She/her. Why? Are you Ethan's friend? Are you gay? Is he gay?"

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"How do I know you're not going to use this information to hex me?"

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BONUS:

(does not know what pronouns are) "oh, it's pronounced stuh-KOW-skee. with a 'K' sound, not a 'Ch' sound. then it'd be stuh chow skee, and chow is for puppies, and i'm not a puppy, I'm a dog- well, i'm not actually a dog. But if I were, I'd be a dog. like an adult dog. well not like an adult person that's also a dog, but a dog that's grown up. but not like a super big one either that makes you say 'is that a dog fully a dog?' I'd just be like, a man dog. a dog man. wait, that's not what i-"

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screams

#mbav #my babysitter's a vampire #sarah fox #erica jones #ethan morgan #rory keaner #benny weir #dave stachowski #evelyn weir #jane morgan #my babysitters a vampire

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bettyweir · 4 months

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Joan Gregson and Vanessa Morgan ↳ My babysitter's a vampire (The Series)

#my babysitter's a vampire #my babysitters a vampire #sarah fox #vanessa morgan #grandma weir #evelyn weir #mbav #joan gregson #can we all come together and pretend this is sarahs room. please.#gifs #bettys gifs

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cozy-phantom · 11 months

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evelyn ships etharah but ross and sam ship bethan

#mbav #my babysitter's a vampire #etharah #bethan #benny weir #ethan morgan #sarah fox #evelyn weir #ross morgan #samantha morgan #me

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starlightshadowsworld · 6 months

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The "everyone in Peters class knows he's spiderman" but it's everyone in Whitechapel knows about the supernatural.

I mean Jesse's tribe is buried in Ethans back garden, Benny's grandma definitely caused mischief.

Not to mention, the amount of supernatural beings in Whitechapel.

I feel like they know.

I like to think their parents know but don't say anything.

In a very much a if they want us to know they'll tell us sorta thing.

Rory's mum is always telling him she supports him.

Ethan's mum and dad always tell him they're proud of him.

Could even be a reason as to why they got a babysitter in the first place.

Just to keep an eye out without crowding him.

Sorta thing.

All their families meet up to talk about their kids and how they can help them.

Erica and Rory's families keeping blood where they can find it without being too suspicious.

Sarah's family tearfully and angrily like I knew that Jesse boy was bad news!

Evelyn chairs the meetings and offers her wisdom and comfort.

Consoling, comforting and just reminding each other that their kids are good kids, and their gonna be okay.

Because they love their kids and want the best for them.

They know they can't protect them from everything and they're going through a lot.

By doing what they can.

#My babysitter's a vampire #mbav #ethan morgan #evelyn weir #benny weir #sarah fox #erica jones #rory keaner

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regaliasonata · 10 months

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Ethan: Honestly your whole existence is embarrassing.

Benny: That's such a lie.

Evelyn: When you were 13 I caught you trying to put a mouth hole in one of my wig mannequins.

Benny: THAT WAS AN EXPERI-wait you wear wigs.

Evelyn: If you utter that to anyone I'll kill you..

Ethan:

#incorrect quotes #mbav incorrect quotes #incorrect mbav quotes #benny weir #Evelyn weir #ethan morgan #my babysitters a vampire #mbav #bethan

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fangtasticgurl · 1 year

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evelyn weir moodboard

#mbav #my babysitter's a vampire #my babysitters a vampire #evelyn weir

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eeveemango · 1 month

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Grandma Evelyn Tells a Story

(So, my friend sent me a Tumblr image regarding Jesse and a younger Grandma Evelyn. I don't ship it, but I find it funny.)

Imagine, Benny's Grandma (Evelyn) sitting on a couch with the gang there:

Grandma Evelyn: So, you guys have a vampire who wouldn't leave you alone, huh?

Sarah: Yeah. He's so annoying. He doesn't know when to take a hint.

Grandma Evelyn, sips tea: I've been there before. Back when I was in high school, there was this flamboyant vampire who kept trying to flirt with me. I denied him every time. The guy just wouldn't leave me alone.

Benny: Really?

Grandma Evelyn: Mhm.

Ethan: What was his name?

Grandma Evelyn: Jesse.

The gang: WHAT?!

Grandma Evelyn: ...Wait. Did he finally move on and now he's bothering you kids?

The gang: YES!

#mbav #my babysitter's a vampire #grandma evelyn #evelyn weir #evelyn mbav #jesse #jesse mbav #mbav stuff #funny

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mysticmoondancer · 11 months

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Thinking about that time, Benny's grandma told him how she uses ancient pancreas in her lasagna as an ingredient. And I'm like... wondering... what kind of nutritional value does it serve in the lasagna, anyway? Or does she just use it as a way to make it taste better, like some sort of seasoning or flavor booster?

#my babysitter's a vampire #mbav #evelyn weir #benny's grandma #my thoughts #my babysitters a vampire #mbav stuff

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fangforthememories · 1 year

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Wanna know who would of appreciated Grandma Weir's blood subsitutem

#mine #mbav #my babysitter's a vampire #my babysitters a vampire #Vladimir dracula #young dracula #grandma weir #evelyn weir

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oldratbitersarah · 1 year

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this woman gives off big evelyn weir energy idk how to explain it

#also she’s been following me around on tumblr #everywhere i go i see her face #mbav #my babysitters a vampire #my babysitter’s a vampire #grandma weir #evelyn weir

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chompplant · 1 year

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GRANDMA WEIR SINGING BABY BENNY TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A LATIN LULLABY!!

Then when his parents left Benny to her she started teaching him latin but Benny was too much of a pain to listen to her, now at 14/15 (once he learned he was a spell castor) he has to beg her to teach him so he can do magic but she deliberately doesn’t teach him everything for revenge:) It’s his fault he didn’t listen now he has to suffer and translate his own spells.

[i mean technically grandma weir casting a spell on Benny to make him sleepy is canon in the movie so..]

#Benny has to suffer #mbav #my babysitters a vampire #benny weir #evelyn weir #grandma weir #brb writing

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librathefangirl · 2 years

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Grandma Weir is my hero 😂

ID: 6 gifs from My Babysitter's a Vampire season 2 episode 8. Gif 1-2: Evelyn talking with Ethan, Benny and Sarah. She says "Well, I'm glad you learned your lesson". Looking a little smug and raising her mug, she continues "Even if it took flinging you into three private dimensions". Gif 3: Ethan chokes on his drink, quickly lowering it and looking up at Evelyn. Gif 4-6: Ethan, Sarah and Benny respectively, all staring at Evelyn in shock and exclaiming "What?". END ID.

#miss these guys #my babysitter's a vampire #mbav #ethan morgan #benny weir #sarah fox #grandma weir #evelyn weir #mbav season 2 #ep: independence daze #mbav gifs #libra creates #my gifs #described

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bettyweir · 8 months

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shes grabbing NOTHING out of that jar.