Happy anniversary to one of the best episodes of Puppet History ever!!! And happy birthday to this little blue holographic menace :}
Seriously floored by how deliviously devilish and catchy this song is??? And of course, the Hologram/Subsitute made for a delightful villain. I have a feeling the Season 5 finale won't be the last time we'll see this bugger... <- is coping. is absolutely coping.
This art piece is actually a little bit old 😭 It was drawn during my Semester break when I was trying to get a hang of drawing on the computer. However, I kept forgetting to post this, and eventually, I just went "Screw it, I'll post this on the Season 5 penultimate episode's anniversary"
I'm still proud of this one not gonna lie! Considering it was one of the first illustrations I've drawn on the pooter, it came out pretty good. Thank you to everyone involved in Puppet History for making an absolutely wack-a-mole hell of a show 🫶🏽
You know the globe that Ryan likes to set his coffee on?
My grandmother used to own that exact same globe.
Unfortunately the current globe on the set of Puppet History is not, in fact, my grandmother’s old globe (because my father has it, and he lives in Utah).
However, being someone who used to live in a house with that exact same globe, I can gladly tell you all a fun little secret:
The top opens up.
It is, in fact, a liquor cabinet.
And the inside is big enough to hold quite a few small blue puppets, @wearewatcher
Edit: you can actually see it’s not fully closed in this picture
Ever wondered what happened to the puppets stuck in the Wondrium Arena?
So did the Professor and his meat shield/bestie westie, Ryan. Instead of waiting for an answer, they planned to get the puppets out of there. They even argued with God over it, or rather the Professor did since Ryan was too mentally out-of-it from the absolute absurdity of this situation.
And what did God give to them in return for winning the argument? A bus. To drive to the Wondrium Arena with. ‘Cause what better way to rescue a bunch of dead puppets than crashing a bus into their purgatory?
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I'm happy to announce the release of my first AO3 fanfic: Seatbelts, Everyone!
As you can see from the blurb above, it's a one-shot crackfic about the Professor and Ryan rescuing the puppets in the Wondrium Arena by crashing a bus into it. 'Cause why not?!
This fic has it all! We got:
Ryan learning how to drive a bus via WikiHow!
God being the absolute worst!
Silly puppet interactions!
Existential crises occuring throughout the fic!
An honestly heart-warming ending?
Y'all the line between silly jesting and sincere genuineness is so blurry in this fic. So if that all sounds like a jam of a time, you can read the fic via clicking here! Or clicking the title. Or searching up "Seatbelts, Everyone!" by crispycreambacon on AO3.
Thank you so much for checking it out! And even if you don't, I hope you enjoyed the comic. May you all have a fantabulous day!
number one estranged puppet show producer shane madej
@wearewatcher
who’s ready for the finale
[image description: a comic of shane madej, ryan bergara, and the (fake) professor from puppet history.
in panel one, the professor is attacking a panicked ryan with a knife. in the foreground, shane sternly says, “let me see what you have!” the professor gleefully shouts, “a knife!”
in panel two, a disinterested shane says, “okay, just checking,” and looks down to a clipboard with notes. he fully ignores ryan shouting his name as he gets dragged away by the professor.]