i draw these two idiots being functional and scary too often.

thinking about yassen gregorovich instead of sleeping (because i love him) and how he is a catalyst. yassen stabbs ash -> ash kills john rider -> ian rider raises alex -> yassen kills ian rider -> mi6 blackmails alex into becoming a teenage spy.

i have so many thoughts that i can't properly articulate. obviously this is a simplified chain of events, but yassen and his choices set off a chain reaction of the world's most unfortunate dominos. especially when you read russian roulette. to be clear im not necessarily trying to blame him for everything because that feels very mean. he was also just a 14 year old kid when everything in his life went wrong, just like alex. only difference being yassen literally had no one.

i think i should write an essay about this because i haven't even gotten into my thoughts about what yassen and alex's dynamic would look like past eagle strike. i would imagine it'd be similar to ellie and joel from the last of us part 2.

where obviously yassen loves alex and alex on some level cares for yassen back but struggles to reconcile that with the fact that yassen is responsible for his uncle's death. a very unforgivable act. it would be so messy and complicated and angsty, because on one hand here is an adult who truly cares about him and has a connection with him through his father. yassen could tell alex about john, and trust that yassen truly wants whats best for him. but he killed ian, and he cannot take that back.

while alex reels from those feelings, yassen is also trying to reconcile his love of alex with the knowledge that he on some level is responsible for the suffering alex endured at the hands of mi6. and possibly even the fact that alex's godfather is the one who killed john and helen.

Seeing people reacting to tsc and them getting shock over things I thought was obvious and I was getting annoyed until I realised maybe not everyone reread aftg like a million times and have read most of the analytical posts and yeah maybe I am the problem instead

i highly recommend going to the thrift store and getting a nice sweater for like six dollars btw

Drew a low-effort comic

I err uh, attention Lord Hater. Prepares to receive transmission!

Oh God... I have been overcome with the need to create an edit centered around my teen Alexander Goth. It would require so many in-game poses, would force me to learn some new skills real quick, to do things outside of my current abilities, and in the end it would be incredibly self indulgent...

but I wanna do it so bad

Ah man you're art is so cool but you're a fan of like. One of the most racist animes ever. :/ do better

Is it worth saying that I'm not even really a fan of it anymore LOL

I was gone from Tumblr for like 10h and apparently that was all it took for bandom Armageddon to happen or something like I literally came back and it's like coming home from running errands all afternoon and the place is burned to a crisp, the walls are black, there's blood everywhere, someone's crying in the corner, the floor is full of debris and you're just like 'damn dawg, what the hell happened here??? 😳 I wasn't even gone that long 😩💀' and you know what? I don't even wanna know about it. Peace and light I'm gonna leave you to do your shit. sayonara mfs ✌️😇

DUDE YOU GOTTA HELP ME PLEASE

Okay okay, it all started last weekend. I binged Sonic Snapcube, you know, to become more cultured. And of course, the YouTube algorithm did its thing and recommended me Sonic content. I had watched the shitposts a few times before, so I seemed a likely candidate for Sonic content.

I got recommended a comic dub.

And I think to myself, Ah, to hell with it. Why not?

Do you want to know what that comic was about??

Fucking. Sonadow.

Here I am, a person who's only played maybe 5 levels of Sonic Forces and consumed some shitposts, and I'm opening a new tab to AO3.

WHAT DO I DO. I-I REBLOGGED ART ALREADY. I FOUND A SEMI-IRONIC SHIRT. AM I TOO FAR GONE?

i suppose you are

Mum I'm famous

if Steve doesn t wear Eddiez in s5 the dufferz r gonna get a vv angry complaint letter from me 😋

i want to be a lil perverted and gross about fall out boy but also a lil happy and excited about fall out boy why does it feel like you have to pick a side

two gifsets of the same scene in one night but i had to complete the scene goodnight besties <3

me back on my bullshit after forgetting to log on for uh. a month and a half