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betterlifeinoverall-rethabilep · 2 years

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Wednesday Laughter

Characters: Zack= StudentTeacher= Teacher Dialogue : Zack: Sir, can I ask a question?Teacher: YesZack: How do u put an Elephant inside a Fridge?Teacher : I don’t know!! Zack: It’s easy! You just open the Fridge and put it in. I have another question! Teacher: Okay! Ask… Zack: How to put a Donkey inside the Fridge? Teacher: It’s easy! You just open the Fridge and put it in…Zack: No, Sir! You…

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#Animals #Big Five #Dialogue #Endless Laughter #Folklore Stories #Fridge #Funny Conversations #Insightful Stories #Moral Humor Lessons In Stories #Student And Teacher Conversation #Teacher-Student Questions And Answers #Wednesday Laughter

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grooviestguru · 9 months

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we were robbed, ROBBED, of details of andrew RIDING A HORSE. like are you KIDDING ME? looking beyond the pure comedic value of such a sight, and the upperclassmen's delight, consider too this poor fellow is afraid of heights and being on a horse is HIGH

ROBBED.

#he definitely needed a lil stool #nicky offered to give him a boost #and he had never been so close to actually being murdered #the guide notes that this horse is a 'nice gentle gal in case you're nervous'#and is deeply unnerved by the dead look they get in response (they're just trying to be helpful??)#neil is in physical pain but does identify the conundrum andrew finds himself in #dan allison and matt are trying very hard to keep their laughter in check and end up wheezing #aaron looks angry and probably makes some snarky comment about how he got up without an issue and is the same height so just get over it #THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #neil josten #nicky hemmick #aftg #all for the game #the king's men

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glitterghost · 5 months

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The way people you know, friends you were once close to, literally sometimes just dissipate from your life like an apparition, is absolutely bat shit insane.

#like were you just a figment of my imagination #was our time even real #how can i use dowsing rods to contact you again #did i kickflip into an alternate universe that doesnt involve you?#the way the hold years and years of memories just to feel like they chucked it up into a garage sale with a .50 sticker #like i miss you i know you but i dont know THIS you #im clutching the version of you that held our laughter from hangouts and hugs and thinking that wed be friends forever #ive tucked these memories of you away carefully just to pull out and reminisce and miss you all over again #an endless loop of happiness and nostalgia and grief #we all have those people dont we?

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4typercent · 2 years

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Head canon/fic idea

Hob's favourite movie is full of historical inaccuracies. That movie is Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

He wasn't alive for the events of the movie, but who cares? The movie is definitely wrong, but Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones live it up, as do all the actors.

So what does an immortal do? He invites his almost Godlike lover/boyfriend/husband(?) over for a movie night.

"What manner of film is this?" Dream asks as he picks up the flimsy DVD case and reads the back information.

"Inaccurate historical comedy." Hob brings in a huge bowl of popcorn. He knows Dream will have like five pieces.

Hob starts the movie.

"What language is that? I know all of them, but what is this?" Dream asks as the movies opening credits play about the subtitles.

Hob laughs and tells him it's made up. Dream rolls his eyes.

"He would not survive. He would go into shock, then pass away due to blo0d loss." Dream says as the Black Knight Wiggles on the ground leggless and armless.

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?" King Arthur says.

Hob wipes a tear away when the peasants say that they didn't vote for Arthur to be their king. Dream sits confused.

"Jзsus Chris+!" Arthur yells as the French fling the giant wooden bunny over the castle wall.

This brings a slight smile to Dream's face.

Dream is slowly realizing that this is meant to be humourous, he asks why they use coconuts as horse noises.

"It was a money saving tactic. Horses were expensive to hire, coconuts are cheaper and funnier" Hob takes Dream's cold fingers in his hand.

"I see." Dream takes a singular popcorn and muches thoughtfully.

"I am ... Tim ... The Enchanter!"

Hob again wipes tears of laughter away when the Holy Crusaders use a Holy Hand Grenade on the rabbit.

"Answer me these questions three!"

Dream watches as members of the party get flung into the apparent abyss.

The film finishes with Sir Lancelot getting arrested. (amongst other things)

"That was an experience I shall not soon forget," Dream says to the television.

#the sandman #dream of the endless #morpheus #hob gadling #dreamling #headcanons #sandman headcanons #hob loves history but loves when a movie makes fun of it in a satirical kind of way #if i fic this ill actually rewatch the movie #poor confused Dream #Hob's laughter is infectious #Hob is a cute laugher #monty python #monty pyton and the holy grail #dumb fic idea but I love it

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flowergirlsimo · 2 months

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He is the melody to my heart, the rhythm to my soul, I'll love him forever, that's my only goal.His laughter is music, his presence a symphony, I want to be the one to bring joy endlessly.

#melody #heart #soul #forever #laughter #music #presence #joy #love #magic #deep feelings #my endless love #photo pinterest #5|04|2024

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superparadise-ghost · 1 month

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https://www.tiktok.com/@gyattticus/video/7356056359185435947?_t=8m5xD0G4O0h&_r=1

one like and ill do this exact dance next time glass animals come to Australia and play pork soda

#thank you deedis and your endless comedic wisdom <3 you are like a laughter dealer of sorts

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cainware · 2 years

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Idk I just think Bruce having am aneurysm when Jason brings Kyle home with him for the holidays is the funniest shit

#jaykyle #jason: this is my partner kyle #kyle: hi :)#bruce as hes clenching his jaw so tight you cam hear his teeth breaking like a cartoon character: its... good to meet you.#bruce and his distaste for lanterns because of fucking hal brings me endless laughter #cainschatter

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theodoradevlin · 4 months

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*You hear clacking inside of your closet. Clacking, light banging and tapping, as if some ten-legged decapod is trying to make sense of your wardrobe after seeing your most recent portraits and thoughtfully transfers its thoughts onto the wooden walls nearby. The sounds stop after a while. If you open your closet, at the very bottom there is a small engraving that suspiciously looks like a broken heart. Something somewhere out there misses you, that fact is rather clear.*

Theo turns in her sleep, her arms slipping around a pillow, holding it close. Pillows were cozy enough, but something in her missed the feel of something sturdy, and hard against her.

Clawdia's shell was rather impressive after all.

She lets out a breathy sigh as she dreams, a sleepy chuckle slipping as she feels a phantom pinch teasing at her skin....but she wakes then. It had all just been a dream? Then she hears the noise coming from her closet.

She slips out of bed, spotting the broken heart on the ground. She crumples to the floor, tracing the engraving. There was only one crustacean who would leave such insistent, and slightly threatening, declarations of love in permanent splendor on the floor.

She calms herself and whispers....

Clawdia might be gone, but she was never far from Theo's mind.

#theo talks #CLAWDIA 5EVA #still endless laughter at my beloved decapod

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thornfield13713 · 2 years

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Every fucking day I think about Unity Kincaid telling Mr Holdaway that she was going to get to have a life after all after sleeping all of hers away, with her great-granddaughter and -grandson. And that she gave that life up to save Rose. And, unlike in the comics, she wasn’t already dying, it was a sacrifice of time she really could have had - maybe not much of it, but all the more precious for that.

And I break, a little.

#the sandman #look #'the dolls house' was one of my favourite storylines in the comic #and then it got adapted #and while i do miss some things - dream breaking down howling with laughter at Hector Hall's rendition of the sandman is glorious #this version REALLY got me in the heart with unity #like #i was a fucking WRECK in episode one when her father was trying to get her to wake up #and not just because 'dormouse' is the world's cutest nickname #and then i was even more of a wreck every time i got to see her later on #UNITY KINCAID DESERVED THE FUCKING WORLD #and she was never going to get it because she was born a vortex #i am never going to stop crying about that #the unfairness baked into the universe that even the endless can't do a damn thing to stop

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euesworld · 1 year

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"Good morning, I hope you have a wonderful day today filled with laughter and smiles.. what is a day without those? I wish you nothing but endless love.."

Life can be a finicky fugger but just know that it has your best interest in mind.. it wants you to grow, to be happy.. so fill your days with things you love and your days will be that much easier - eUë

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matthias-the-tulip · 11 months

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this song is soooooooo alex-and-henry-coded it’s crazy

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #“i know that you like me and it’s kind of frightening“ 😭#“i became hypnotised by freckles and bright eyes tongue-tied“#“but now you’re so far away and i’m down“ 😭😭😭#“these days i’m restless work days are endless“ ARE U KIDDING ME #“replaying your laughter - disaster“ 😭#“HOW IS IT IN LONDON?“ 😭😭😭#firstprince #Spotify

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ofglories · 5 months

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After a certain incident involving an exceptionally massive bird dangling Arthur by the back of his clothes over a cliff, it's fair to say Arthur developed a certain...caution in regards to birds.

And cliffs.

But mainly birds.

It's not so much a fear, not really. But he's definitely wary around birds that look large enough to grab a grown man. Helpfully these are few and far in-between but still! There's also the unpleasant memory of several of his knights deciding the best way to handle the situation was to make a pile of clothes to catch him instead of anything else on top of that...

#an endless tale; headcanon #twelve seals unleashed; arthur pendragon #one of the funniest fucking miscellaneous tales of king arthur is that damn bird story #gareth bedi bors and dinadan watching the other knights like “are you stupid” probably #merlin i can only assume was dying of laughter in the background since the bird was just a sorceror with a petition in the end

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paperglader · 30 days

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after laugher anniversary really has me feeling a particular brand of mentally ill that only paramore listeners can get

#the horrors are endless but finals are even worse #straight up losing my mind #doing a remember on after laughter has really been ticking my ticks today though #am I making any amount of sense? No clue #time to sleep #paramore #after laughter

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andoutofharm · 1 year

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they need to put remember the laughter behind one of those locked display cases so i have to get assistance to access it and not spiral into remember the laughter world with such intensity

#this happens literally every time i do a full listen of this album ok #and i do a full listen almost every time i hear even one song from it #it’s an endless beautiful fucked up cycle #remember the laughter spiral 2k23

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martyrbat · 1 year

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The Hellbound Heart – Clive Barker

[TEXT ID: "I know" / "No you don't," he told her. "You've no conception of the hunger I've got on me."]

#WOO just deleted SO many mentally ill tags !!!!!#ANYWAYS.#the hunger that is without flesh ! the hunger for a life for happiness for laughter ! the hunger to have a soul to sell to the devil just #in a vain attempt to fill this void that occupies your life !!!!#the hunger for the past! for difference! for everything to be the same! for love! for hate! to finally feel something because if you don't #then how do you know youre alive!#i ache! i ache! i ache! and i will continue to ache and the pain will remind me im alive!#i want to sink my teeth into the tender flesh of life and rip it with a viciousness to fill that endless hole that occupies the space my #soul never was ! i will consume life to have it ! to become what i feast upon!#hunger is nothing but proof you are missing something in your life and by god do i mourn it! i will revive it or die trying lol !!!!#cryptcites #also i got SO many minhkhoa quotes in this book to space out eventually hehee >:33 #hunger mention

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darthstitch · 2 years

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling, Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Hob Gadling, Matthew the Raven, Calliope (The Sandman), Nuala, Methos Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Professor Dream, Literary References & Allusions, Tolkien References, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It Series: Part 15 of History Class Cryptids a.k.a. The Kilig Diaries Summary:

There's a new literature professor in the university, even though he's only there for just a limited series of classes. Honest. He's not going to be teaching there on a permanent basis, really, he's very busy running a kingdom of dreams after all...

#dreamling #the sandman #dream of the endless #hob gadling #i crack what i want #maniacal laughter #shhh nobody tell neil

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