This is ENTIRELY the fault of one Prince of Stories and I can imagine him with his terrifying laughter as he releases the Plot Bunnies upon us.

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

What would you dream in the long term sleeping

I can see it but I am telling y'all that it's gonna be Legolas doing the Stitch role while Gimli is chasing his fine Elvish ass around, bellowing Khuzdul swearwords. 🤣

can you imagine the lilo and stitch scene with nani chasing lilo around the house cause she was being a little shit or whatever but with legolas and gimli? cause i watched the movie a while back and now that's just been stuck in my head for a while now. seriously just search it up on youtube, i don't know how funny it will be to you guys cause i laugh at everything, but i've been in tears for a while now.

oh MY GODDDD

CALLING @darthstitch

Okay. I have worked in call centers for years, so I'm gonna share:

a. It's possible the people you are speaking to are just fresh out of training and are taking calls for the first time. They are doing their best, of course, but mistakes can and will happen.

b. If you feel that what they are telling you is inaccurate and you have the paperwork to back it up, then politely ask to speak to their Escalation team or their subject matter expert or their supervisor. Just stay calm and polite - yelling or getting frustrated will just fluster that person all the more.

c. Don't ask for a supervisor right from the get go. Most supervisors or managers don't take calls anymore and they're probably going to consult the tenured agents or the ones in the team who are already subject matter experts. There is probably an escalation team and/or process in place who can better address your questions and review your paperwork. It might be a back office so you'll take it to email but at least you'll give everyone time to review your records and your account and get the right answer.

WIBTA if I asked for customer service from a native English speaker? I have an insurance plan that up until a few months ago was only moderately overcomplicated, by US standards at least. I get my monthly prescription, it's partially covered by insurance, and then after paying out of pocket for it I'm reimbursed for however much it cost thru my employer's HRA. About a year ago I had to switch to a more expensive medication, and learned the hard way that scripts that require a prior auth aren't eligible for HRA reimbursement. I got letters saying so instead of the usual checks, and the claims were listed online as DENIED. They listed cheaper meds I had to try before being eligible for the prior auth that would let me be reimbursed. I switched to one of the cheaper meds, and it worked well enough that I decided to stick with it rather than do another round of Drs appts. I got reimbursed each month like before, and everything was fine for a few months. This month, as I was submitting my claim, I realized that I hadn't actually gotten the last two checks yet. The site says it's normal to take up to 7 weeks, and this was just a bit past that, so I used the online chat function to ask about the delay. Both the unreceived claims were listed normally, unlike the previous claims that clearly said DENIED, so I figured everything was fine. Over the course of an hour, I talked to 3 different people, each of which told me something different – my claim was ineligible, my HRA never covered prescriptions to begin with, my plan had changed without notice, I had to resubmit everything including the original scripts, and so on. I obv can't say for sure, but I strongly suspect none of the people I chatted with spoke English very well, and also having both reread the paperwork a few times and compared previous claims I'm 90% sure they're all wrong. Many of them implied I was looking at the wrong page (nope, triple checked) or that I hadn't actually filed paperwork I was looking at on their site. IK customers can absolutely be wrong about these things, but I swear that's not what's happening here. The money is a pretty big deal, so I can't just let it go either. WIBTA for asking for someone who I know understands what I'm asking and can answer my questions more clearly, in other words a native or significantly more fluent English speaker?

What are these acronyms?

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

My girl Annette serving Earth magic and magnificent African warrior queen realness but still so hauntingly, tragically flawed, 10 million times upgraded from the original character's one dimensional purpose as a plot device. I AM LIVING FOR THIS. IT IS EVERYTHING.

My boi Alucard finally stops running around with his tits out and he's even sexier with the prim neckline action going on. 😂

CROWLEY IS A MARRIED POTATO.

This is the GREATEST comment I have ever seen on YouTube.

🤣

I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~

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You have been visited by the money cat He only appears once every July 22nd

This guardian of the money ether may give you some of his hard earned riches. You reblog, He decides.

May you step on Legos barefoot

May your breakfast forever be a none pizza with left beef.

May you be bombarded with shitposts in all your emails and socmed.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Hullo, tbh I've never asked anyone anything on Tumblr before and I don't even know, if you take prompts. So first of all: I *love* your writing. Your stories are giggling stars in the night of my beloved Bagginshield angst. "It's Just A Coincidence" was the first story I've ever recommended someone who wanted to get into Tolkien fanfiction. Alas, the prompt: Revenge Dress! WatchMojo did a list of famous revenge dresses recently and I cannot get over imagining Bilbo in a Durin blue necktie or a lace shirt after a (hopefully temporary 🤞) break-up from Thorin. I would be so giddy to read sth like this in your style, but if not then this is just to say hi & thanks. ☺️👋

a. Glad you enjoyed the fics. Sorry it took me awhile to answer back.

b. The bunny will be placed gently in the Plot Bunny Corral currently under the care of Fili and Kili. It remains to be seen whether it will get loose. Maybe if they end up dragging a certain Librarian from the Dreaming off for a pint or two. 😅

... The bots just keep coming.

WTF.

... is it like World SpamP0rn Bot Day or something?

I am just dealing with dozens of sketchy "followers" right now and whacking away liek whoa.

Can I charge Tumblr $1.00 for every whack? 😅🤣

At this rate I have blocked/reported about $100 worth of suspicious blogs. Y'all should hire me as a content moderator or something lmaooo.

... is it like World SpamP0rn Bot Day or something?

I am just dealing with dozens of sketchy "followers" right now and whacking away liek whoa.

Can I charge Tumblr $1.00 for every whack? 😅🤣

I would like to share a picture of my Velcro Dog.

I realized why Gin gets so anxious when he doesn't see us for a long time.

A year ago 3 of us left the house and were out the whole day. In the evening, only 2 of us came home.

Gin greeted me and had his head on my knee as I cried on that horrible, horrible day.

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged