happy almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday everyone!!!

i cant believe its already almost extremely loud sound TO BE CONDUCTED AT AROUND 2:20 PM EST wednesday monday

edit: reblogs turned off bc YALL READ THE FUCKIN DATE

WE DID IT YOU GUYS WE DIDNT GET EATEN BY ZOMBIES (i wish i did)

Only a few hours into 2024 (in my time zone), and Japan has experienced tons of earthquakes followed by the most urgent tsunami warning since 3/11.

I am terrifed.

I hate 2024 already. Please take it back.

For those concerned (and know Japanese), here's the livestream I'm watching. Rn it's essentially, "flee for your lives, while you still can!"

If you for whatever reason are living along the affected areas of the west coast of Japan rn and are bumming on tumblr instead of listening to the news, evacuate, NOW.

If your vaccine chip activated following the FEMA test, raise your hand!

⚠️ ATTENTION: US residents with hidden phones ⚠️

To people with hidden phones as well as people who have sensitive hearing:

There is a US Emergency Alert Test happening tomorrow (October 4) at 2:20pm EDT, 11:20am PDT, 8:20am HST

2:20pm Eastern Daylight Time 1:20pm Central Daylight Time 12:20pm Mountain Daylight Time 11:20am Pacific Daylight Time 10:20am Alaska Daylight Time 8:20am Hawaii Standard Time

Even if it's on silent, your phone may make a noise, vibrate, or read out the alert. If you have a second phone due to domestic violence, please remember to shut it off during the test.

GORETOBER #19 - ANALOG

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I Need To Pay Rent Right Now, And I Am So Goddamn Scared.

Hi! While I've been out of work due to a fractured foot, my mother has also been taking work off for due to a flare of chronic pain, and her FMLA paperwork didn't get pushed through on time, meaning that she is not receiving a paycheck on the 10th. Due to this, she cannot pay rent this month, so it has fallen on me. My housing situation is on the line and we will become homeless if I cannot pay rent. My mom has applied for financial support from work, but that takes 30-45 days to go through, and that is only IF it approves. So that's not any form of guarantee right now.

The goal of $1200 is to cover rent, groceries, and gas to feed my family and be able to get to and from work once I return to work.

This entire situation has been so goddamn stressful for me, and I am currently at my limit, and I just need any and all help that I can possibly get right now. I don't want to lose my home.

Hold on let me recite my dreams that I had during my nap (11/25/2023)

Dream #1: Clone Riggy kills Danno by putting him in a spring lock Endo. The spring locks malfunction, killing Danno.

Dream #2: I dreamt I went on a field trip in Pokémon or smth to an island. There were Pokémon that didn’t even exist in-game and shinies were WAY more common. Also Ogerpon spawns naturally

Dream #3: apparently I was at some sort of camp? It’s hard to explain. Imagine one of those camps you go to as a kid with other people but more advanced and it isn’t about the outdoors(I don’t remember if this dream was connected to Dream #2). I was in a hotel-like bedroom with 4 beds for me and the other 3 “campers” to sleep in. It was pretty chill. We could go on our devices and stuff. The kid next to me was asking if he could use my iPad since his was dead. An adult/worker walked in and told us something that I don’t remember. Suddenly, the tv starts to glitch. The worker tells us to pay attention to the screen and walks out. The interruption starts with an EAS. I don’t remember what it was about, but I think it was about a disease or smth. It then cuts to a message from the Bossman(Shorts Wars). I don’t remember what he was talking about, but I know that an EAS for a nuke being launched followed the message ending. Me and the others weren’t even scared. We had a more “you gotta be kidding me” attitude. The EAS also mentioned the disease from before(if it was ever mentioned) being more dangerous. I remember myself saying something on the lines of “WHAT VIRUS?!”

... Was that it?

The UK is testing a new emergency alert sysem and it seems to be working.

all the build up with the emergency alerts in uk and my phone did nothing.

The Emergency Broadcast System (EBS), sometimes called the Emergency Broadcasting System or the Emergency Action Notification System (EANS), was an emergency warning system used in the United States. It replaced the previous CONELRAD system and was used from 1963 to 1997, at which point it was replaced by the Emergency Alert System. (Wikipedia)

From a National Association of Broadcasters trade show, circa 1970s. 

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Damn I was really hoping I'd get zombie raptured today