an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen
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by the wording of the wish does this mean nandor also thinks about guillermo every time he pees
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"He only finds head and rope 🎶" "Attached to the last train wagon 🎶"
The girls about to murder Rozenmarine's pet while singing a german children's song about decapitating goats
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cats are creatures of extremes you can't get a middle-of-the-road cat. you either have a cat who can and will eat everything put in front of it and then scream for more or a cat that will ritually starve itself if you switch brands. a cat that will not let you sit down without sitting on you and fishing for pets or a cat that would never demean itself to acknowledge your presence. a cat that fears neither death nor pain and will jump out of any open window or a cat that sprints to the other side of the house to hide if your shoe squeaks on the floor. a cat that would be a criminal mastermind if it had opposable thumbs or a cat with one braincell exclusively for thinking about cheese
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SonElise Week Day 2: Hobbies
Soleanna is practically a kingdom on the sea, I can totally see Elise going incognito to go fishing with Sonic!
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