been feeling awful and overstimulated and freaked out and havent been able to go to class for a week now so husbirde came home early and brought in n out and snuggled me while we watched the thunderstorm and he shaved my head and made cookies with me and now i feel so much better

Hey buddy, what did you do today?

cleameds my belly..slepts...,rans from one side of the rooms to the other ones with smol.seestrt...slepts..eated crumchy foods from dad... cleameds my toes... bothered Olde seester... slepts

If was a buzee dai

homer! i may of a soft yellow c rream. Homer. i made of a soft yellow cream, likean isecream or puddingHomer! i am a soft yellow, cleam and you can eat me if you'd liked.

Ikinda just need someone to come over & help me cleam & eat breakfast & probably cry I feel a very intense cry inside me that I cant quite tap into

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___–🐑Dreamtober Day 2: Sheeps🐑–___

“Béh Béh!” Here are my little sheep linked to dreams! 

The biggest one is from a project of mine, it's called Cleam (JowJow from the past, how did you have such good creativity, huh?) and whoever lays on their fur/wool can have a good night's sleep! The lil’sheep is from another project, Juliete Fufuca, she helps Ben at work by eating nightmares with other lil’sheeps. Buh-Bye!

Ik there was an idea of cleam (clam dream) but I thought he'd be cute as a starfish (yes people eat starfish)

I love how multiple people are working together to create a cursed AU XD

@zu-is-here

fromis_9 - reaction to realizing they are in love with their crush

request: hi bab can i please request a fromis_9 reaction to realising that they are in love with their crush? they realise how deep their feelings are?  note: thank you for requesting! this is so cute i almost teared while writing lol hope you like it

Saerom would be so chocked. She’s been crushing on you for almost a month now and you two were eating ice cream, you noticed that there was a little of it on the corner of her mouth and as you went to cleam that, her eyes grew big and her heart raced sm. She looks at you nervously and try to stay calm as she notices how much she’s in love with you.

You two would be on a phone call as he was away promoting fromis_9 new album (otr please). As always, Hayoung asks you how was your day and once you started talking about a thing you did that you really enjoy doing, she would loose it. The way your voice softens when you talk about your passion really hits her right on her feelings.

“Wow” she said and tried to disguise the love in her voice.

Puppy Gyuri will get lost once she realized her feelings. Since she tought it was just a crush, she invited you to a sleepover. You’ve watched a lot of movies and when she started talking about the next move she realized you were asleep with your head on her lap. Her smile would be so big as she caress your head, whispering a sweet “I love you” in hope you’re not hearing it. But you did. 

Jiwon was recording a new cover when you arrived a the studio, not knowing she was recording. 

“I’m sorry! I can come back when you’re done” You said leaving the room.

It was such a simple gesture but it made her heart stop beating for a second and coming back to beat with all her strength. Knowing that you respect her work space is a thing that she really appreciates and damn, she loves you for it.

Jisun has been crushing on you for four months by now, you take all the chances you could to be together and today you were studying for your finals and Jisun was helping you. You started to talk about the subject so you could remember it better. Jisun would realize that she was in love with you at that moment, shocked bc it was so random.

To Seoyeon it wasn’t a surprise. You two were shopping together and you’ve just found a hat that would look perfect on her (the one on the gif). She would smile as you put it on her head, looking into her eyes and smiling as well. 

“Oh my god I love you” She wouldn’t even realize that she said it out loud.

You were dying of laughter of something she said when Chaeyoung realized it. She is a dork and everytime you laugh at her, her heart warms a little. This time, she would hug you as you still recovering from the hard laughing and you wo would fall into the bed in a dork way.

“Do you think there is life outside Earth?” You asked, looking at stars.

Nagyung and you were having a simple night date at the park and stargazing was one of your favorite things to do together. Your silly question made somehing click inside of her, she felt full of happy toughts and smile at you, not even trying to hide her emotions.

Baby Jiheon will get nervous automatically. You two were having a sleepover and you helped her to put her hair on a ponytail so it would look good at morning. This little act made her combust and she had no choice but to thank you simply and go to bed, triying to process all her feelings. 

things that i say variations of all the time + where theyre from

toxic slutch <- the green hairr anon

tsukinoko real <- TOTAL MYSTERY

eating him <- eating him

starving and starving <- said this by accident once

truly <- elise

i also think this/i think it should not do this <- elise

cleam <- a bizbun comic

don't say that <- in response to any noise ever

hewwo <- i am insufferable

you beast! you creature! <- this also isnt from anything i think i got distracted from the point of the post

KERABU AYAM [ALA EAT CLEAN]

KERABU AYAM [ALA EAT CLEAN]

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Vanilla and Blueberries

Happy birthday @thelaziestgeek I love you sweetie 😘 and here's the story you wanted. I hope you like it.

Word count: 1.5k

Couple: Feysand

Summary: Little Artemas, Feyre and Rhys's son, tries something new on a hot summer day for the first time.

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The High Lord and Lady of the Night Court stare intently at the Heir of Night. The one and a half year old Heir is sitting in his highchair, wholefully ignoring his staring parents for chilled blueberries, bubbling to himself. His mouth and hands are painted in shades of pink, red and purple. His messy raven black hair is tucked under a sunhat for babies. Other than the hat, he is only wearing diapers. He had been smothered in sunscreen to avoid him getting a sunburn. But his cheeks are already red from the heat.

It's so hot, High Lord and Lady feel as if they were roasted by the sun alone. No clouds to be seen in the endless blue sky. No wind is blowing, the air is completely still. The sun is shining mercilessly down on them. They didn't know if they should curse the Summer Court or the Day Court. Maybe both. The air was so hot and dry. The Rulers of Night decided that being outside in their garden would probably feel better than being inside. Since it felt like they were cooked in there. It was so hot, many of the citizens of Velaris are taking spontaneous baths in the Sidra. And the mates contemplate to do just that too.

Instead the family now sits outside at their garden table. The table was standing on the veranda beneath a huge sunshade to block the sun out for a little. Wind is blowing softly around the small family, due to the High Lady herself. She was dressed in a long, very thin and very loose mint colored sundress, which now blows softly around her legs as she sits barefoot on the opposite side of the table, just across her mate. Who has quite frankly copied his son's outfit and now just wears white shorts. His tattoos are almost glowing his gold skin beneath layers of sunscreen and sweat. They need to apply new sunscreen almost every hour. And as a babe and therefore being more sensitive to the sun, the Heir needs dopple the dosis than his parents. Which explains the three bottles with sunscreen under the table.

Also the whole family wore matching sun hats, which had been a present from the High Lady's older sister. No not the oldest, the other one. Though the oldest sister also got similar hats for her family from the same sister.

Both of the mates were equally distract by the others appearance. They had been stealing not so obvious and completely on purpose glances at each other, while they were arranging everything in the garden. Which contains now also a few sunshades with sunbeds under them, and a tiny pool filled with water and the Heir’s toys right in front of the veranda. After they were done, the mates settled down on the table and now are staring at their babbling son, who was lost in his own world and didn't even notice his parents attention. Their eyes are filled with love, adoration, devotion, calculation and a little bit of worry.

“He will like it, Rhys. Don't worry!”

“And what if he doesn't, Feyre?”

Feyre rolls her eyes. “Everybody likes it and Artemas isn't a picky eater. Of course he will like it,” Than she sighs and looks at Rhys. “I'm more worried that he will refuse to eat anything else from now on.” Rhys snorts a laugh and nods. “Yeah, that does seem more likely,” Than he sighs and looks at Feyre with small smile. “Let's just hope for the best.” “The best being, him liking it and still eating other things instead of it.” They both laugh a little and then smile at each other. Their son really can be a handful, not that they mind it.

Suddenly Rhys feels something cold and tiny hitting his cheek. A chilled blueberry just hit his cheek and is now rolling on the table. Feyre gasps, a hand in front of her gaping mouth. And then she breaks out laughing. A different, slightly pitched laugh accommodates hers, followed by tiny hands clapping. Rhys blinks and turns, but just as he fully faced their laughing son, a second blueberry hit his forehead. Feyre and their son just broke out in harder laughing. Grasping Feyre tells him, pointing at his face. “You have …have ...t-two purple ... dots on your face.”

“Bellies heet Da-daddy!” Their son adds to his mother, still laughing and one hand hitting his highchair table repeatedly. A new blueberry is already in his other hand. He throws again, but Rhys’s hand shot up, catching the berry in front of his face.

“Fuck no! Belly heet Daddy!” The toddler starts wailing. Both hands now hitting his table in demand, the bowl of berries now rattling.

“We don't play with food, Artemas!” Rhys reprimands the pouting Artemas, barely reacting to the word “fuck”. They were far too used to it already. Throwing the blueberry in his mouth, Rhys starts a glaring contest with Art. The two male's glares are determined and focused.

While her most beloved males are having “A Fight for Dominance” (as she liked to secretly call their game, they do it far to often), Feyre calms down and takes the berries from Art's highchair. Getting up, Feyre walked into house and into the kitchen to exchange the bowl of blueberries with three other bowls. Seeing that neither Rhys or Art have given up on their game, she sat down, placing the bowls on front of her. Than she waited until Rhys would give up or Art got distracted. Which honestly couldn't go on very longer.

A few seconds later, Art makes a whine, trying to take of his hat. “Hot! Off! Fuck!” He whines, but before he got off his hat, Rhys stops him. Gently, he pried off the tiny hands of the hat’s rim and sets them flat on the table.

“Little Moon, you need to keep that on.” “Off! Hot!” Art whines pleadingly back. In response to her son's complaining Feyre send a little bit stronger wind to him and he makes a moan that almost sound like purr. Laughing, Feyre takes a napkin and wipes off the sweat on Art's face, she has given up to wipe off the purple berry stains for now.

“Do you want to try something new, little moon?” Feyre asks smiling. “New?” That got Art's attention. Art loves trying new things.

Than he sniffs the air. His eyes widen in excitement. “Vani! Vani!” “Yes Vanilla Art!” Rhys says amused, a smile gracing his lips. Art does love Vanilla a lot. “So would you like to try Vanilla ice cream, Art?” The answer comes in a excited yell of agreement. With the tiny bowl of Vanilla ice cream in hand, Feyre sits closer to Art and takes a tiny spoonful out of it. Art had his mouth already open, watching the spoon with zeal.

The second Art has his mouth closed around the spoon, Art's eyes go wide and he makes a sound that can only be described as a purr. He almost didn't release the spoon. But after he swallows, he makes grabby hands towards the bowl, almost climbing out of his highchair. His eyes are wide as he demands. “Mo-ore! Mo-ore Vani! Cold!” “Yes, yes, you'll get more, but sit down please.” Feyre tries to calm him down, holding the bowl away from her son. Rhys laughs at the sight and than stands and picks up Art out of his chair. Putting him on the table in front of himself, Rhys holds his son's sides, while Art twists and turns to get to the ice cream.

“Where's Lila?” Rhys asks out loud, playing worried. Art stills completely, his breath hitches. “Feyre Darling, have you seen Lila?” A head shake and smile from her. “No? Artemas Darling, where's Lila?” Art now looks around frantically, eyes wide in worry. Art is always very easily to distract with Lila, his favorite stuffed animal. Than he spots her on his highchair, points a finger at her and shouts out relieved. “Lee-la! Thel! Lee-la!” Rhys summons the toy wolf to Art, while Feyre watches, grinning, as Art starts cuddling Lila against his chest, smothering her into even more sunscreen. They will need to wash her later, she already has stains on her. Though she will probably be dumped into the tiny pool behind Art anyway.

The ice cream seem to be forgotten by Art. But not for long! His head shoots up as if he just remembered something important and makes an Ahh sound. Than Art turns with Lila still in his arms to Feyre and demands with a careful, but pleading tone. “Wee Ish cleam, please?” “Of course, little moon.” Art shouts in excitement, bringing up his hands in an hurray, almost knocking over his sun hat with Lila. Picking Art up again, Rhys returned him into his highchair and readjusts his son's sunhat.

And so Rhysand and Feyre feed Artemas the rest of his ice cream on this hot, hot summer day. Fortunately for the High Lord and High Lady, the Heir didn't demanded to be only feeded Ice Cream from now on.

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I hope you all liked it.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me. I would love to answer them.

Tagging: @lux-et-tenebra @mindnumbmikey @starlightheir @guthiix @iamthebonecarverr @tswaney17 @feyres-painting-studio @cookiemonsterwholovesbooks (if you want to get tagged just let me know)

homer! i may of a soft yellow c rream. Homer. i made of a soft yellow cream, likean isecream or puddingHomer! i am a soft yellow, cleam and you can eat me if you'd liked.

Making Light

a little ficlet based on the prompt “fireflies” by  Inspector Caracal. Sorta.

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The hog tusk, after the root had been sawed off to form a base, still stood as tall as the lampwright, and was more than twice as wide as she was. Carving the spiral into it was a work of weeks. The spiral path had to wind up, and down again, without crossing, or meeting meeting itself. It had to be recessed deeply into the ivory, but without creating any holes, and the back wall bent just so.

After the future lamp was the right shape, it needed the right surface. The lampwright's long fingers made polishing the recesses with silt and clay easier than it would have been for some others. It still was slow work, needing near endless patience.

Once she was satisfied with her work,  its smooth curves cleaming in the lantern light, she met the stablemaster to pick out its occupants.

There was a batch of the local glow worms, with their orange-yellow light and warm brown carapaces. The lampwright and the stablemaster brought selected animals new lamp in separate baskets, and added them one by one, alternating male and female. The lampwright sighed in relief and satisfaction when she saw she had judged the length of the path correctly. Each could see the light of the glow worm in front, and followed it. The slow procession lit the underground hall, more safely than air-eating fire. The lanterns could be extinguished, or put to use elsewhere.

What me not having my life together looked like:

waiting to be discovered

getting by on coping mechanisms (binge eating, addictive shopping etc.)

not going to the doctor when I need too

not keeping the car or room cleam aka living in filth

not getting to bed on time

not getting shit done by the time it needs to be done and getting snowballed

procrastinating

avoiding any situation that makes my heart race slightly more than normal 

Me having my life together in 2017:

writing down my feelings / knowing myself

making deadlines 

making a doctors appointment

keeping a calendar / agenda for important dates, events, and ideas

writing letters and reaching out to people

calling my senators every week

making my messy table a work area

cleaning my car (for the first time in 3 months)

not eating out

opening up a savings account and putting $200 in that

participating in the local progressive democratic caucus

looking for a better job

getting an attorney kind enough to help resolve my student debt situation

preparing to file for taxes for the first time in 3 years.