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hellenhighwater · 4 months

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I was shoveling my sidewalk during my lunch break, wearing an ankle-length wool coat, equally long black striped dress with a leather cincher belt, gloves, and combat heels--over all looking like I just finished a long shift at the foul incantations factory-- and these two bright eyed homeschool kids scampered up and offered to help me shovel. I was, frankly, a little shocked at their daring (the last small strange child that I passed on the sidewalk while wearing that coat asked me if I was a vampire).

But then they informed me that we'd actually meet before. I flagged them down at the end of Halloween trick or treating and emptied the entire remainder of my candy into their bags, and apparently bought goodwill for life by doing so.

So I thanked them and hired them to shovel my walk during this weekend's snowfall, because I'll be mostly gone. The kids are all right.

#i had a desk day at work so i was not dressing like i normally would #i have to say that overall kids tend to think I'm weird as hell but not always in a bad way

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astrolavas · 1 year

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your worst nightmares

#keep brainrotting abt hunter and luz. GAHHHH sillies #the owl house #toh spoilers #hunter toh #luz noceda #hunter noceda #toh #watching and dreaming #toh s3 #toh art #my art #fanart #hunter #luz #toh hunter #wad #wad spoilers #the owl house season 3 #hunter fearing he's going to become like belos in ttt. luz thinking she IS as bad as belos because of all of her guilt and self-blame now...#luz dressed up as belos. the hunter in luz's dream being dressed in his s2 pre-hollow mind outfit....... thoughts #that scene with hunter on the floor in luz's nightmare.... that whole setup in GENERAL.. i know that shit'll be devastating #(i feel like the hunter in luz's dream is not ACTUALLY hunter like maybe the hexsquad is MOSTLY just luz's pigmant of imagination or sth)#(and the real hunter is either having his own dream or y'know. just vibing doing sth in real life)#(but if the dream!hunter thinks luz rly IS belos. if the whole HEXSQUAD thinks she's him... despite her trying to tell them she's not.. agh)#begging for them to have one good day cuz MANXJJSK #need a comeback of their first talk in thanks to them but this time it's truly them comforting each other #reassuring each other. knowing that NONE of them are similar to belos in any way #gah #also thinking of that flapjack-shaped rock in the background and how if it's luz's nightmare then it might be a manifestation of her guilt #which means that she also somewhat blames herself for flapjack's death. man i can't do this

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theriverbeyond · 9 months

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Gideon Nav terrible fashion sense is so important to me babygirl has never been free to dress herself in her LIFE and i firmly believe that if she did have that freedom she would wear just. the most dogshit outfits. socks with slides. neon colors. shirts that say TITS with an arrow pointing down. outfits so bad every woman she meets is begging to take her on a department store makeover episode. outfits so bad you wonder if she got dressed in the dark upside down picking her clothing items by chaos potential. outfits so bad they wrap around to being sick as hell before winding back and punching you straight in the face

#gideon nav #the locked tomb #thinking about how her whole life she's just been. stuck in roles dictated to her. and trying to break free so bad #but babygirl is in QUICKSAND the more she reaches for freedom the more violently it is ripped away from her.#anyway. gideon goofy oitfit truthers rise up #like if she had the freedom to dress herself eventually i think she would grow to have a really nice sense of style #but she needs that freedom first. to be goofy.#to ME #trb.txt #tlt thoughts

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alymccart · 1 month

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[as always, click image, right click > open image in new tab for high res]

SO I HEARD A RUMOR that we were robbed of a Ball episode of HH and I am ROARING with fury.

So, that sparked the need to draw a dance scene, which was inspired by A Song (seriously listen to this), and fueled by an IV drip of Electro Swing straight into my veins the entire time I was painting.

I *realllllyyy* need to see a dressed up Charlie next season or I am going to CRY. Also, Vaggie in a tux, eh??? EHHH??

As an aside, reconciling this dance pose with the height difference of these two was... a challenge.

Anyway, please enjoy this!

#art by me #hazbin hotel #digital art #vaggie #chaggie #charlie morningstar #dance #dress #tuxedo #seriously please I want to see charlie and vaggie all gussied up and doting on each other like really really bad

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itsxroxannex · 2 months

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Slayy queenn uwu

Killer belongs to RahafWabas

#utmv #undertale #sans #bad sanses #killer sans #murder time trio #maid dress

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egophiliac · 10 months

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...okay, one more, because Epel's white rabbit outfit is SENDING me. everyone in this event looks like a decadent little pastry and I want to eat them all.

(credit: lace stock)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #for the record i left off some of the bows #canonically he is even fancier #deuce might be the ssr but epel is the frilly little cupcake #genuinely have not been this excited for an event in a while #and that's not a knock on other events i am just SO excited for froufrou bunny frocks #chances are good they're just going to walk around for three hours and talk about. like. the gross national income or whatever #but as long as they do it while dressed like cakes i am happy #sorry if this looks bad photoshop decided to explode and corrupt my files and i lost over an hour of work on it #so i refuse to look at it any more #posting purely to spite photoshop at this point

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abovesn4kes · 1 year

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