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Cannot stop thinking about Ruby and how brutally Klaasje fucks her over despite everyone in Martinaise's clear affection for her. How everyone seems to like Ruby and her 'gruff charm,' how she gets passionate about radio technology and loves movies from the 20s, likes 'a beer on the beach to watch the sunset'. She's an 'old lady whisperer,' Isobel likes her and even defends her, the

Hardie boys are clearly very fond of her. Even when you're being blasted by her pale latitude compressor, it's hard not to like her at least a bit. She tested it on herself first! The Half-Light reaction of sympathetic fear to Klaasje's accusations, and then Drama cutting in to point out that the fear isn't to do with Ruby, it's the fear of being arrested that Klaasje is feeling. Her first response, out of fear of the RCM and the Moralintern, is to use the presumed biases and homophobia of these RCM officers as leverage to pin the blame on Ruby, even as nearly every other scrap of information you can collect describing Ruby's personality contradicts it.

I wanna get High on her I wanna feel her lips against mine I wanna dig my nails into her back as she rails me into the mattress I wanna look into her eyes as I cum for her I need to feel her hands on my body I need to kiss and touch every inch of her.

yall are calling your mid boyfriend dressing up as ghostface and doing you doggystyle in the month of october “spooky sex 👻🕯🎃🕸🦇⛓🖤🕷🥀🪦🐈‍⬛💀🌙⚰🍁🕸️” if you saw the unhinged lesbian vampire orgy i’m planning you would hurl

these are soooo young whizzer pussy

After the Thin Man (W.S. Van Dyke, 1936)

damn so gay i match the gay beer …..

whoever designed the computer mouse to have a clit is my hero

62, 70 and 78 ;)

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? ***** *** *** * ******* ** * ******** ***** **

70. What turns you on? ***** ******* ****, ******** *** ***** *****, ***** *******

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? one time i *** * *** ****** ******* and also ** **** ********

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🩸Having my horror butch moment 🩸

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Drinking Game

Drink every time you hear the title song (sung or instrumental)

who is going to be your cult’s mixologist. Mine will be Heket. Cursed to forever make the most incredible martinis in my name

butches who hate beer support group

The Painkiller - British Virgin Islands

This famous cocktail can trace its origins to Jost Van Dyke in the British Virgin Islands at a little six-seat bar called the Soggy Dollar Bar. So named because patrons used to have to swim from their boats to get to the bar, and you can still partake in this tradition today. Thankfully, you can enjoy a Painkiller in most Caribbean destinations, with or without getting wet. The cocktail calls for dark rum, cream of coconut, pineapple and orange juices, and a dash of freshly grated nutmeg on top.

My hana x piggot agenda.