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Just Bob saying “oh my god” would send someone into a coma. This is crazy and I’m in🥂🍺🍷
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Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Drinking Game
Pick at least one of the following and take a drink/sip/shot when:
Frodo falls over or trips (finish your drink for The Big Floppy Fall in Mordor)
Hobbit(s) go rock climbing
The word “king” is used
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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Drinking Game
Pick one of these options and take a sip/drink/shot (use your own discretion; please drink responsibly) when:
Gollum says “precious”
Comic Relief Gimli
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Boop Breakdown
Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.
Specifically: 
Normal boops: 119,204,929
Self boops: 12,645,652
Cat boops: 7,925,241
Super boops: 2,095,231
Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844
One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 
Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:
Booper participants: 229,881
Booper enthusiasts:  85,548
Booper supers:  67,571
Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 
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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Drinking Game
I know, I know, there’s definitely preexisting versions of this but I saw The Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition) at my local cinema last night and noticed some recurrences that would lend themselves well to a drinking game. Have fun and drink responsibly! (There is a nonzero chance I’ll make games for the other two parts of the trilogy ahahahaha)
Pick one of these items and drink every time:
The Eye of Sauron is on screen (especially the flashes)
A closeup/focus shot on someone’s eyes (not Sauron)
Someone puts on The One Ring
Frodo tries to give The One Ring to someone else
Gandalf addresses a hobbit by their full name
Frodo trips or falls over
*Nazgûl screech*
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Drinking Game
Drink every time you hear the title song (sung or instrumental)
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Aladdin and the King of Thieves Drinking Game
ONE RULE: Drink every time the Genie makes a pop culture reference. Finish your drink when he references Mrs. Doubtfire.
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Inuyasha Drinking Game!
Take one drink if:
“Sit!”
Inuyasha blusters on and on about how he doesn’t care and it isn’t his problem only to go out of his way to protect everyone, sometimes to the point of personal injury
Kagome trips while trying to run away
Inuyasha + Koga = dick measuring contest, go!
Myoga gets swatted
Miroku gets a red hand mark on his face
Naraku pops off a new incarnation
“Inuyasha!” “Kagome!” “Inuyaaaaashaaaa!” “Kagoooooomeeeee!”
Take two drinks if:
“Sit!” for an incredibly petty reason
Anyone other than Kagome trips while trying to run away
Every time a new love triangle is introduced
Inuyasha can only defeat Naraku by mastering Tetsusaiga’s ultimate technique, which is of course completely unrelated to the ultimate technique that he mastered last season
Naraku’s latest incarnation survives past its first introduction
Finish your drink if:
Sesshoumaru makes a facial expression
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IZ drinking game: take a drink every time one of the following is said or shown
- waffle (easy mode: exclude the ep zim eats waffles)
- pig/piggy (easy mode: exclude the ep bad bad rubber piggy and the ep gaz taster of pork)
- moose (easy mode: exclude the ep a room with a moose)
- taco/taquito (easy mode: exclude the ep invasion of the idiot dog brain)
- bee (easy mode: exclude the ep attack of the saucer morons)
- pizza (easy mode: exclude the ep bloaty’s pizza hog)
- monkey (easy mode: exclude the ep future dib)
- dookie
- weenie/wiener (easy mode: exclude the ep tak the hideous new girl)
- doom (easy mode: exclude the doom song)
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Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Drinking Game
Drink anytime someone says a line from the title song and/or you hear the melody of the song
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Il Trovatore drinking game
Drink every time 
- a director thinks that dressing Team Luna in blue and Team Manrico in red is original
- alternatively black/dark grey uniforms vs. earth toned rags. So fresh and new. Never seen that before
- twice if Leonora is wearing white for Act IV
- Azucena has a messy grey wig 
- Azucena looks like discount Carmen
- Ferrando is young and sexy
- Ferrando has a really bad fake white beard/wig to conceal that he’s young and sexy
- they use guns instead of swords 
- Azucena went to the BRIAN BLESSED school of acting 
- twice if the entire cast went there
- if Manrico actually sings Di quella pira in C major. Twice if it’s the long version. 
- If Leonora has more chemistry with Luna than she has with Manrico 
- finish your drink if she actually kisses Luna in the duet 
- if you see actual fire on stage 
- if the camp scene has ladies of loose morals flirting with Ferrando/the chorus/Luna
- on-stage execution? Drink twice. Di Luna personally kills Manrico? Three drinks and screaming FUCK YEAH
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Whenever I’m sick or post-serious-workout or for some other reason need to rest and massively hydrate, I pop in whatever movie I want to watch, and then Google [movie title] + drinking game, and pick one of those horrifyingly lethal, seriously-do-not-do-this-IT-WILL-KILL-YOU ones, like “take a drink every time there’s a microaggression in Zootopia” (side note: do NOT DO THIS with alcohol, IT WILL KILL YOU), and take a drink of water instead of a shot of liquor. 
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Fiddler on the Roof Drinking Game, B-side
So this game can be seen as an alternate/less prone to completely wrecking yourself version of the previous drinking game for Fiddler on the Roof, after talking with @chasin-after-you. It’s a bit more refined, I’d say. Here are some other drinking rules to play with, have fun!
Take a sip/shot whenever:
Yente appears on screen
There’s a violin solo
Tevye interacts with a non-Jewish person (Finish your drink when there is more than one on screen)
A woman has her hair uncovered 
AGGRESSIVE CLAPPING, especially during the wedding scene
A song from the stage version was cut
Tevye stops time to talk things out
Chug when everybody leaves Anatevka drown the sadness in alcohol
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We had the distinct pleasure of having Jon Cozart join us to watch one of the biggest Disney movies of all time, The Lion King. And the episode lives up to both the movie and the guest. Enjoy watching one of our funniest episodes yet!
If you like it, be sure to reblog on Tumblr and subscribe on YouTube! Thanks!
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Happy Father’s Day! To celebrate dads everywhere we made a surprise episode of Drunk Disney where we watched A Goofy Movie with James Graessle, THE Disembodied Hands!
Be sure to like, reblogged, and subscribe on YouTube!
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Hunchback of Notre Dame Drinking Game
Designed for the 1996 Disney film, starring Tom Hulce, Tony Jay, Demi Moore, Kevin Kline, and Jason Alexander. Enjoy!
Pick one (or more, if you are so inclined) of the following words/phrases/musical motifs, and take a drink/sip/shot whenever it appears.
The Notre Dame motif (you know the one; the big one with the choir going AHH all the time; it also helps form the chorus for “Hellfire”)
“sanctuary”
“gypsy” or “gypsies”
“out there” (skip the song “Out There” if you wish)
“monster”
“kyrie eleison” (listen carefully in choral parts)
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