My dad was the Rock and we lived in a big modern mansion in a super normal neighborhood. He was secretly a superhero and I was training to be his side kick. We could fly and everything. We had to arrest old friends of mine when we caught them robbing a hotel.

This thumblr user accepts the fate of be an OLD MAN LOVER....

Is this your fate too? 🤔

HELLPP MEEEE

I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED WATCHING RED NOTICE AND I WAS SO MAD AT THE ENDING

!!RED NOTICE SPOILERS!!

I WANTED BOOTH TO HAVE A GAY RELATIONSHIP WITH HARTLEY SO DAMN BAD LIKE THEY HAD SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSIONNN 😭😭😭

LIKE IM SOBBING RN

also the sudden change of events caught me hella off guard like wtf

I’m not watching red notice 2, I’m too salty for that (no pun intended)

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

❤️

I’m watching The Mummy for the first time, so I thought I might look up the sequel on IMDb, to see if it was any good, and THIS is the first image I see

Truly was not expecting this.

I want to sit on The Rock’s thighs.

just a thought :)

HIS TIME HAS COME

THE AGE OF HEROES IS OVER

BORN A SLAVE

& IMPRISONED IN EXILE

HIS ONLY SON MURDED

& THE WORLD SOON FORGOT ABOUT THIS ANCIENT CITY OF KANHDAQ

IN ANCIENT KANHDAQ, TETH ADAM WAS BESTOWED THE ALMIGHTY POWERS OF THE GODS.

AFTER USING THESE POWERS FOR VENGEANCE, HE WAS IMPRISONED, BECOMING BLACK ADAM.

NEARLY 5,000 YEARS HAVE PASSED, AND BLACK ADAM HAS GONE FROM MAN TO MYTH TO LEGEND.

NOW FREE, HIS UNIQUE FORM OF JUSTICE, BORN OUT OF RAGE, IS CHALLENGED BY MODERN-DAY HEROES WHO FORM THE JUSTICE SOCIETY:

HAWKMAN, DR. FATE, ATOM SMASHER AND CYCLONE.

WARNER BROS PICTURES &

DC COMICS PRESENTS

BASED ON THE DC COMICS CHARACTER, VILLIAN / ANTI-HERO OF THE SAME NAME

DWAYNE JOHNSON

IN HIS 1ST SUPERHERO ROLE. WELL ANTI-HERO

BORN OUT OF RAGE 😡

THE WORLD 🌎 NEEDED A HERO 🦸‍♂️

INSTEAD

IT GOT

BLACK ADAM ⚫ ⚡

Cars fight like this ??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

The Rock & Roman Reigns

They also deserve a Shout out for the amazing show we have in this planet... you two Gentlemans are amazing story teller

My halloween costume was apparently so low-key, that no one noticed that I dressed up as dwanye the rock johnson

Only, I didn't have a fanny pack and my shirt sleeves are shorter

Just watched Black Adam...Cyclone is freaking hot and cute at the same time...someone send help

The Mosley Review: Black Adam

I have said it before and I will say it to the day I die. In the ever dividing war of comic books, DC Comics has always been my home. Ever since I was a child, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, the Green Lantern Corps, The Flash, Aquaman and many others have been the definition of heroes for me. It isn't because of their powers, but their ability to flawed humans and demigods. Their “Rogues Gallery” of villains are a staple as well and I have loved their battles with the Justice League. What I've also loved is their line up of anti-heroes like John Constantine, Amanda Waller and Lobo. Ever since the first Shazam film was released, I was excited to see the day that Black Adam would come to the big screen. Over the years in this new DCEU, the films have been hit or miss and unfortunately this film sits right in the middle for me. Yes we get a fresh take on the titular character that showcases an alternate version of his origins, abilities and noble allegiance to his people, but its all bogged down by an almost emotionless plot and almost endless action. Don't get me wrong, you can't have a massive DC character like this and not have him shell out an insane amount of death and destruction, but it has to have a motivation behind it or else it becomes boring. That's what happened in this film and to me it was half the film it could've been. I loved the themes of calling out the self righteousness of heroes, excepting ones fate and freeing an oppressed nation, but it was almost all for nothing by the last 30 minutes of the film.

Dwayne Johnson looked amazing as Teth-Adam / Black Adam and he nailed his wrath. What he failed to grasp is the depth of the character. He was a man out of his time and I wish there was more to his grief. He comes off as a character that is just robotic as he is constantly killing and destroying his environments. It's all about the character growth and Dwayne's charm does come across in a few scenes, but it wasn't enough since he was for the majority a floating one trick pony. Maybe under better direction he'll have another shot at cracking the character correctly. Aldis Hodge was great as Carter Hall / Hawkman and nailed the characters determination of justice and fortitude. He came off as a hot head most of the time and not really much for reason which was annoying at times. After while, there are moments where he actually communicates with words instead of violence. Pierce Brosnan was the moral compass and carried the most emotional weight of the film as Kent Nelson / Doctor Fate. I loved that we got a taste of the characters' constant strife with the visions others fate haunting his mind and every decision. There is so much depth to the character and I’m really glad we got a good serving of his abilities. Noah Centineo was alright as Albert "Al" Rothstein / Atom Smasher. I did like some of his comedic moments, but that's all he was actually good for. Quintessa Swindell was good as Maxine Hunkel / Cyclone and her powers were visually impressive. The chemistry between her and Albert was so short sided and forced and lacked the amount of charm or depth as Carter and Kent. Sarah Shahi was great as the archeologist and freedom fighter Adrianna Tomaz. I liked her scenes with Black Adam as she was his link to the new world. Marwan Kenzari did well as Ishmael Gregor / Sabbac for the amount of screen time he had, but he was just a carboard cutout villain you've seen a million times over.

The score by Lorne Balfe was great as it lent a hand in delivering the epic feel of most action scenes and a great theme for the titular character. Where I had the most problems with this film is the fact that it almost had no idea what type of tone it was trying deliver. It could've kept the 1999 "The Mummy" style of fun and discovery it started out with and then delivered a story that made the action scenes more compelling and gave the titular character some form of depth. Alas, we got another soulless action film where nothing but popular songs playing over nonsensical CGI explosives scenes that do nothing but bloat the runtime. If anything, this was your standard popcorn summer blockbuster flick that is good for just that and background noise. Its truly sad when the best thing to come out of a 2 hour film is the 3 minute end credit scene. Let me know what you thought of the film or my review in the comments below. Thanks for reading!  

Hey DC fans… you seeing Black Adam this weekend? 👀⚡️

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