OK but I really love how unhinged Neil comes off in other people's POV cause looking back at the first three novels he was so damn weird
Take what happened in Colombia
Imagine what Andrew was thinking
Holy crap this binder WTF?!?! OK he's sus as hell I've gotta test him, I'm gonna mess with the tags when I refold his clothes but like...I doubt even he's THAT crazy
*Neil barges in and starts shouting in FRENCH*
OK so he IS that crazy (and French?!)
OK I'm gonna spike his drink and get some answers in a minute just gonna leave him with Aaron and Nicky for a sec while I satisfy my Gay panic this runaway has inspired in me with Roland and then I'll just...WTF DID HE JUST PAY A GUY TO KNOCK HIM OUT?!
OK I'm gonna pick up some breakfast and when I get back to the house I can interrogate the....OK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS DUBIOUS TWINK CRAWLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW?!
OK so he's not around let's get back to Palmetto he probably got a ride from one of the upperclassmen
OK he didn't...did he run away? I guess that makes some sens... OK wait he HITCHHIKED?! THE FUCK?!
OK THIS ASSHOLE SPEAKS GERMAN TOO?!
OK he's on the run from the mob...there are a lot of holes in this story but at this point I'm gonna take his word for it that he's isn't a danger to my people cause I don't have the energy to continue to pursue this anymore. This fucking guy is more unhinged than what I was prepared to deal with this weekend.
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this show would be good if literally everything about it was different
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Prompt: A New Core
The Ghost King is the champion of the dead. After proving themself, they are chosen by the Realm Core and will Fade with the passing of the crown.
The Realm Core is king-maker, blacksmith and throne. They are the keepers of the heart, and steward of the Infinite. While the King may stand above the realms, it is because the Realm Core holds them up.
The first sign of Pariah’s End was the raising of halfas. With his defeat, the new Core was decided.
Of course, no one mentioned any of this shit to Danny until he was 25. The weird part wasn’t even the assassination-attempts-as-wedding-presents, okay? It was having Pariah’s ex deliver the news after saving his fiancé’s life.
Apparently this was how Pariah’s rehearsal dinner had gone too.
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Humans! Assemble!!
Horror belongs to horrortalecomic
Killer belongs to rahafwabas
Cross belongs to Jakei95
Dust belongs to ask-dusttale
Bonus:
Killer: What happened to your head? Did you get a vasectomy or sum?
Horror: They tried to
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In my demented little head Sir Pentious is getting so many bitches lmao
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you are my sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me happy when skies are gray
(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "gone with the wind".)
static frames below:
ouch! neck deep in aos bones feels rn... lmk if i should make a fix-it or somethin
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The first time Vox said, "I love you," to Valentino, it went horribly wrong, because Val laughed and made a joke about how often he's heard that as a sex worker (especially now that he's in Hell and has become a walking talking aphrodisiac that Vox was currently high on). Vox is now so self conscious about his feelings and has never voiced them that way since. In Val's mind, he told Vox to only say that if he means it, but Vox hasn't told Val he loves him ever again, so Val certainly isn't going to be the one to say it first.
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Angel Dust sketch dump ft. Husk
In honor of meeting Blake Roman at LVL Up Expo today here are some Angel sketches I've had sitting in my folder for awhile.
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We're currently switch my cat's food and litter to try to figure out what's causing this weird mystery allergy she's had for the last like 5 years and I was kinda worried she wouldn't like the new food bcs you never know, but actually she likes it so much it's actually ridiculous. Cuz like when you switch a cat(or dog's) food you have to taper it like a medication, you keep giving them the old food but slowly mix in more and more of the new food while mixing in less of the old, cuz if you don't you can make them sick, and she is SO SO SO mad that I keep giving her ANY of the old food.
Whenever I go to fill up her bowl I first add in the old food and then mix in the new, and while she used to just immediately start eating when I'd pour her food now she just watches me do the first one, sniffs the bowl, and then sits back and stares at me like "uh mother it appears there's been an error" and then when I reach for the other food she looses her MIND and starts shoving her face in my way and meowing and getting all excited and she only starts eating once it's mixed in.
So like, glad she enjoys the new stuff at least!
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I got Armored Core brainworms, but I can't just be into the new one.... 🙄🙄
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Let's end Mermay on a more positive note (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)♪ With someone playing the mating game exceeding his authority (゚ω゚)
Leviathantale by @skumhuu
Cross by jakei95
Dream by jokublog
Killer by rahafwabas / rahaf-wabas / rahofy-sketch
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It's dawned on me suddenly
And for no obvious reason
That I can't go on
Living as I am.
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Hello there, I have a question for you!
Do you have any songs that reminds you of the lovely Laughingstock? I’m trying to make a playlist for them, so it’d be very appreciated!
Also it would be a lot nicer if it’s from 60s-70s, thank you! :-))
(I’m in love your art by the way, what’s your most favourite dragon oc of yours?)
*pulls up my own playlist* uhhhh a Few so far but when it comes to music i don't like... Actively Listen? no wait no - what i mean is i don't pay attention to shit like genre and what decade its made in. i hear a song, if i like it i add it to the main playlist - and a side playlist if it reminds me of something Specific. and i haven't really heard anything that is Strongly Laughingstock so far! i don't actively look!
but uhhhh rn i have: I Want You To Want Me by Cheap Trick strikes me as a them song, as well as Mr. Loverman by Ricky Montgomery, Strawberry Mentos by Leanna Firestone, To Noise Making (Sing) by Hozier, and Fair by The Amazing Devil.
as for my favorite dragon of mine! well that honor would of course have to go to my dearest darling Rogers! she's my special gal <3
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“The dust from the old newspaper slides down and makes L/uke sneeze repeatedly.”
— Another actual quote from the game
Happy Birthday to my favourite of the guys from T/ear/s o/f Th/emis, the detective himself 🔎
From what we get from him in the game, he seems to be sensitive to dust. What a fun little quirk for a guy who handles antiques in his store and does secret agent-type stuff in addition to his detective work~
If you like my drawings, please consider supporting me by buying me a coffee ☕ ! It helps me out a lot and I’d really appreciate it!
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do you have any like... "problematic" ships? or i guess more unconventional ones?
Taking this opportunity to drop the shipping pair circle and leave. I also like Gpa Harley x Bro (pitch) or Gpa Harley x Alpha Dave (funny) and Diamond Droog x Dad is a fave in my heart. Actually Diamond Droogs gets premium bitches. Snowman and spaces slick. OH AND SHOUT OUT TO DOC SCRATCH x SPADES SLICK x SNOWMAN FUUUCK that goes hard.
Also my bad to the 150 questions in my inbox right now, I'm currently in and out of hospital and im going to college. Will answer them when im not caught in a situation.
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