A Song for a Rainy Day
You ought to stop people from treating you as their rainy day,
No matter how you cloy them with arching lips, all they see are bands of dark clouds brewing in the horizon,casting shadows over egos,stealing surreptitious glances at you wishing you were elsewhere.Rain is not at all bad.Only misconstrued.A villain to parades? Not at all.An angel to fields, meadows, and gardens where flowers…
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*Glug, glug* "OH MAN THAT'S GOOD. SO THIRSTY. THAT REALLY HITS THE SPOT. CRIME FIGHTING SURE IS THIRSTY WORK. THAT'S FOR SURE."
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How is it that after almost a litre of water, it still feels like I'm swallowing sandpaper??
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I’m not usually a fan of sick Whump, but when Whumpee is running such a high fever that they’re shaking, taking uneven, shallow breaths, their skin chafing and burning against their clothes.
The moment Caretaker lays a palm on their forehead to check their fever and Whumpee sighs with relief because it’s so blessedly cold.
The moment Whumper cups Whumpee’s cheek with one hand and turns their head slightly, and Whumpee hates themself for leaning into it, but they just want the burning to stop.
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honestly it’s such a generic trope but i do genuinely love the concept of rose and kanaya flirting a lot with each other prior to dating, but never picking up on each others advances. both as an expansion of their pre-meteor/act 5 dynamic (lots of banter, slight mental warfare, two girls trying to see how long it takes the other to pick up what they’re putting down, flighty broads and their snarky horseshit, yadda yadda) and in the context of their miscommunication on their first date.
rose leaning on kanaya’s shoulder as she reads over a book about quadrants, and rose tells her that’s sooo interesting, she wonders if humans can engage in this stuff, and kanaya shuts her down with a vague Im Sure You Will Find Out Someday. kanaya making rose dozens of outfits, all lovingly designed, adjusting rose’s outfit when she puts it on and telling her that she wishes she could dress her like this all of the time, she’s never had a model quite like her, and rose is just like Well of course, if you ever have anything you’d like me to wear you’re welcome to invite me over. both of them die over these encounters later
something about rose and kanaya being confident enough to flirt w each other but too stupid to fully pick up on the Implications. always trying to tip the scale in their favor to force the others hand, never quite having the strength to outright admit that they like each other (until rose is shitfaced and stumbling). i think it’s a fun means to escalate their early banter as they become more acclimated to each other and develop Feelings.
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I feel like if he were a younger millennial and got into the idiocy of the early/mid 2000s your Soap would have been one of those kids slamming back like 15 Pixie Stix in a row and it not ending well (source: I was that kid. At least i wasn’t the band kid who snorted them)
after consuming 15 stixs straight, Soap had a breakthrough,,,
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man
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I enjoy my mother in law but I keep being left alone with her and we have nothing in common and she keeps commenting on her allergies and the amount of mucus she’s producing and I have to insistently be like, “You have to stop, I will vomit.”
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Marquis “fighting” 1 Titan (he’s trying to not be noticed):
Victoria fighting 3 Titans back-to-back (she has to be told to stop fighting):
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From the stream!
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there is a convenience store out there that isn't all that convenient to get to and when you finally get to it, after a right on red for a light that is always blinking, a hellish intersection, and an elderly gentleman that has had enough, they don't have the thing you need in stock so it is no longer convenient or a store for you and therefore an empty void where nothing exists in relation to you and your needs and who you are but there's a pizzeria next to it so you go and get a slice and exist outside the void for a bit, leaned up against its brickless walls, feeling hot grease on too cold fingers, and then head on home and forget about meaningless trips and spaceless places and you sit down and find that you had a humidifier all along so you went to the edge of the world for nothing but ended up with pizza! wow!
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To me, the worst part of tea is having to deal with all the fucking paperwork (the teabags and/or loose leaf tea) so I was fucking thrilled to discover this stuff
It is, basically, fruit tea marmalade— fruit pieces and peels, pectin or agar, honey. Just mix 1-3 tablespoons with cold or hot water and have instant, no fuss tea. You can even eat the soft bits of fruit in the bottom. No need to steep it for X amount of time or make sure the water is Y temp before adding the tea. It has made tea infinitely fewer spoons for me. It keeps forever in the fridge and it’s my new best friend.
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i've been on team 'eddie is aware but actively denying himself while buck rides out the intense emotions that come from genuine ignorance' since the beginning btw. i just want the record straight for when i'm proven right
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smth smth akko boobies
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