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sweetenerobert · 9 months

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JOEL MILLER FROM THE DRUNKEN SERIES NSFW ALPHABET (SLIGHTLY UPDATED)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Joel would never admit it, but making sure you are okay after pounding you is the one thing he cares about.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your tummy and legs, trailing his lips all over your legs would make his sex drive skyrocket.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Joel would give you creampies if your life depended on it, he loves filling you up with his cum, but on occasion he loves it when you swallow his cum after he fucks your throat

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

The fact that he’s sleeping with you when his wife can't provide is a big secret. But Joel loves hearing you moan. Hearing that his cock is giving you this immense pleasure, he could cum thinking about it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s been married for the past fifteen years, and he’s made his wife orgasm every time they’ve had sex. He knows what he’s doing,

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Face off: He loves it when your intimate with each other, he loves seeing the pleasure escape your lips as his cock keeps pumping inside you. He’ll also want to fuck you sensually so that you know that your his.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Joel tends to be serious when he fucking you, but on occasion he can be snarky and throw in a joke or two

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Joel’s go hair on his chest, his legs, and his pubes and even some on his butt

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He loves kissing you, holding your face whisper sweet nothings to you, and just hold you for a few seconds.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Their’s times when he’s thinking about bending you over and fucking the life out of you and you begging for more, and he can't help it when his cock is begging to be taken care of.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves choking, loves degrading, and praising

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His bedroom or yours, bathroom, couch.

But Joel’s personal favorite, the back of either of your cars or even on the hood on them.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The fact that whenever someone tries to date you, he can fuck you to remind you that your his.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Joel is definitely the type of person who’ll try anything unless your comfortable with it. Hell he’ll fuck you on your porch so everyone could hear your moans, if you asked.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Joel would eat you out like if it were his last meal on earth. He usually the type to receive getting his cock sucked but he’ll treat you right and eat that hole out.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast, Rough, Slow and Sensual, unless you tell him to slow down then he’ll comply.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If the situation calls for it, he will bend you over somewhere private and secluded.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

In the back of his mind, the idea of Tommy or Adaline catching you two in the act, makes him go crazy but draws the line at your daughters.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

That's for sweetenerobert to know and for Joel’s city boy, to figure out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Joel doesn’t have toys, his right hand has treated him right for a long time.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to grip your thighs, hard. So hard he could leave bruising.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Alone= Grunting, Moaning mess.

With people around= Breather

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The fact that you take control at times, makes his dick twitch.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Joel’s rocking an 8.5-inch cock in those plaid boxers. Your ass remembers ever clap, every slap his balls made connecting to your ass.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Medium, he can control it, the best he can.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he was drunk, and if you were next to him, he would fall asleep, but sober Joel would make sure that your 1000% okay.

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#joel miller #joel miller x male reader #pedro pascal x male reader #joel the last of us #pedro pascal #joel miller smut #pedro pascal smut #forbidden romance #joel fucks!#joel tlou #drunken series #sweetenerobert

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georgeweasleyslostearhq · 1 year

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could u do reader taking care of drunk xavier OR xavier taking care of drunk reader

yes!

XAVIER TAKING CARE OF YOU WHEN DRUNK

if you're really drunk he'll have a hand around you to help you stay on your feet.

but if you're not that drunk he'll be ready to catch you just in case

he's basically by your side the whole time to make sure you're ok and safe.

he insists that you stay with him for the night in case you go out again and drink more.

he'll give you some food to eat, usually just some crackers or something small that he has a stash of in his nightstand. he'll always have a bottle of water for you there too.

he'll tuck you in into his bed as stay there, laying by your side, stroking your hair until you fall asleep.

that being said he always makes sure you're asleep before he rests.

he'll give you panadol in the morning for your headaches and maybe give you a massage if your body is tense.

soft kissed on your cheek and forehead and soft caresses on your skin.

he'll make sure you're warm and comfortable as he keeps an eye on you.

he'd totally be the person to take a photo of you while drunk or asleep and put it on display somewhere on his phone.

if you're super drunk and throw up he'll hold you hair up, rubbing your back while you sit on the floor.

^he'd have a bucket by your side of the bed in case.

he'd give you all the attention and cuddles you want.

he won't give in to everything you want though, like you basically begging for sex.

he even slept on Rowans old bed to stop you from climbing on top of him once.

but if you wanted to watch a movie, he'd put it on for you and watch it all even if you fell asleep halfway through.

overall he's just gentle and loving as he looks after you. everytime you tell him you plan of drinking, he comes along with you.

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#xavier thorpe headcannons #xavier thorpe oneshot #xavier thorpe x reader #netflix wednesday #drunken #short imagine #wednesday addams #wednesday 2022 #wednesday series #enid sinclair #percy hynes white #jenna ortega

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moviesstoriesandbooks · 1 month

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Afterwards Chay wakes up in his apartment with a massive headache .But it's the tense bliss deep , deep in his bones , which he brings to the forefront by taking an advil.

He tries to remember what had happened last night , but only gets till his brief excuses to the interested seniors who were eyeing openly, so he could get more of the free cocktails and jump around with his friends .

The stains on the sheets and the satisfied hum of his lower muscles give evidence to his lost virginity. It was a guy. He fucked sone guy he met at a party and had no idea who it was. What if it was his classmate? Or worse yet ......

What in hell would he do if it was a senior???

Problems for another day , he was already late to his morning lecture. Pulling out the sheets that were stained red at some places , he wondered if he should get new ones in the meantime.

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Fresher's day and beach activities brought out more of Chay's talents. P'Roni was eyeing him up and down when he picked dare again and again - danced , carried one of his buddies bridal style , did handstand for 2 minutes and acted out as the possessive lead of a new drama.

Chay still didn't know . Was it P'Roni who spent the night with him? Did he remember it and was that why he felt his eyes on him all the time?

All of these thoughts came to a standstill when Kim walked into the glow of the campfire light.

As midnight approached and drinks flowed freely , music swelled and tensions mounted , Chay could feel , inspite of the haziness of the alcohol coursing through his body , how Kim was watching him.

Did he expect him to run and hide? To fade away to some corner or cry pathetically to cope? Fuck that. Kim wasn't going to drive him away from his own fresher's party. He would be treated as just any other senior . Nothing less , definitely nothing more.

Chay kept singing out loud with his friends , laughing and having fun , as one should , leaving Kim withdrawn and hunched by the fire , staring longingly , the bitemarks from days before tingling , making him shiver even in the warm breeze. The famous P'Wik had appearances to keep , helped only by the fragile smile plastered on his face , while his mind looped around thoughts of how a particular pair of eyes had looked at him that night . How those fingers strumming the guitar now , had made him moan uncontrollably when they pinched , rolled and rubbed out rolls of pleasure off of his chest , how those legs were working overtime to press and grind onto the place deep within him where he needed it the most. Or how those full lips and pearly teeth had painted his entire thighs purple and blue , that he had to pick full trousers instead of his favoured beach shorts.

Why did Chay seem so unaffected? Didn't he remember?

Was it only him who was reminded of it everytime he moved , every time he looked at himself in the mirror , or had to button up his shirt fully to the neck ???

#kimchay #imagines #is this what the kids call #drabbles #kinnporche the series #kimhan theerapanyakul #porchay kittisawasd #first times #college au after the big fight and no reunion #the union was drunken and Chay doesn't remember much #yet.#thai drama #thai boys love series #kinnporsche #thailand #thai bl series #asian lbgtq dramas #jeff satur #be on cloud

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sheasshovel · 4 months

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HEAR ME OUT

Scar as Apollo and Gem as Artemis…

Starting with Gem;

-HER ANTLERS!! Deer are sacred animals to Artemis and she is also the goddess of the moon and thats so shiny duo crumbs (pearl as the moon).

-Pearl could also work as a follower of Artemis though because of her disastrous double life relationship with Scott. Followers of Artemis swore off love and lived a life of chaste, which aligns well with Pearl having forgiven Scott after she won but never having the same relationship with him that she had in Last Life.

-Artemis herself also swore off love of any kind.. and guess who wasn’t there for Double life for a soul bound?

-Her only Allies in sl, besides the moon herself, were Scott and Impulse. Both of which could work as devout followers of Artemis because of their rejection of their own respective soulmates. Scott acknowledges his past lovers as his exes and never (to my knowledge) expresses wanting to get back with them. Impulse, too, never hesitated to attack the mounders even if they had Bdubs on their side. Impulse and Bdubs had a great relationship in Double Life but I like to think that, for this theory to work, they’ve just decided to keep that relationship in Dl.

-Besides the moon, Artemis is also a symbol of the hunt which is exactly what she did in sl sessions 7-8; hunt people down with the aid of the moon. Imagine moonlight illuminating her path as she stalks her prey….

Scars turn;

-Now, Apollo isn’t the god of the Sun (that would be Helios… or Grian in this case) but rather of sunlight, but the sun is still a huge symbol of him. Not to go all desert duo on you but the crumbs are there. Scar also covers himself in sunflowers in sl, a flower known to always be facing the sun, basking in its light. It’s worth mentioning that Scar was only close to winning when he and the Sun were inseparable in 3rd life, and he actually won when he was faced with the symbol of the moon and the moon herself.

-This is more silly but Apollo is highly connected with musical arts (specifically the lyre) and could you imagine if that scene where Grian and Scar were singing together wasn’t just Scar being oblivious but instead Apollo using any chance he can get to showcase his musical talent to the Sun?

-Apollo’s gift of Prophecy… Scar “we all die in the end” would be more prophetic if we all collectively gaslight ourselves into believing that he died after hitting succeed on his task. But in these death games, everyone knows by now how it ends. I think Scar acknowledging this is somehow foreshadowing how he wins though; by murdering everyone who stands in his way, not accepting sacrifices and turning on his temporary allies the second its clear that it would benefit him. When he said everyone would die he truly meant EVERYONE would die, and a majority will die to him or his twin (Artemis).

-Apollo and Artemis are both known for using Archery, but Scar is literally Hotguy come on now. His last kill was an arrow to Pearl that knocked her off of a cliff, an ARROW at the MOON. Scar is an incredibly skilled bow user and I would include this in Gem’s part too but I’m pretty sure she’s gotten more kills on sl by sword.

-Lastly, the Muses. Apollo, being the god of arts and music, was the choir leader of the 9 muses on Olympus. Now, Scar was never friends with more than 2 people at a time in the life series but lets look at his kills instead. In session 9 alone, he got 6 Permakills and 2 assists (Big B and Skizz) which brings us up to 8. Not enough but he lasted for 9 sessions, which is pretty cool if you interpret every session as a muse. Each session’s task being a huge influence on how Scar acts, even if he fails the task.

I think the 9 muses, Gem’s preferred weapon, and Apollo’s connection to medicine and Scar’s lack thereof are the weakest parts of this delusional rant but I still love the idea of the final battle in sl featuring the moon rejecting Artemis and a battle between the Twins. Apollo winning only after destroying the moon herself, who lost her will to win after the events of Dl. Apollo having once been allied with the Sun, and the Moon once having her win handed to her by her soulmate. Anyways Shinyduo Desertduo and Scar/Pearl narrative foils real and true.

#gtws #secret life #rant #goodtimeswithscar #geminitay #geminislay #grian #pearlescentmoon #life series #life smp #this came to me in a vision #desert duo #shiny duo #what are Pearl and Scars duo called help #sunflower duo #character analysis #does this count as a character analysis or a #or a drunken rambling

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florbexter · 5 months

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Local man realises what two men could do with each other... in a gay way.

#the sign the series #this scene was hilarious #i cackled through it #drunken conversation that doesn't make sense at all #LOL his face

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friskishdrawings · 1 year

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Sketch request of Crowley from the book (and series and radio show) Good Omens, for @laura-arro-doodles ! Just started reading it again and reached this part, and immediately had to go and check if it was in the series too. So have my weird amalgamation of both!

Good Omens © Neil Gaiman and Sir Terry Pratchett

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My instagram: Friskishdrawings

#crowley #crowley good omens #good omens #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #good omens fanart #sketch requests #fanart #his long hair in the series made me think of a cobra #not sure if it was intentional but in my heart it was #alcohol #drunkenness #everyone I've drawn has been so pointy lately...

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bl-bam-beyond · 5 months

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VIP ONLY (2023, TAIWAN)

Episode 1 The Premiere

Chef Gu Jing (STAN HUANG) first interaction with Liu Li (XUAN CHEN) is an accidental fall and save.

Later in Gu Jing's restaurant Liu Li meets up with his friend who sets him up on a blind date. Bringing up memories of his crush he never confessed to, Liu Li takes to drinking...alone.

Gu Jing already interested in Liu Li (or so it seems) makes the drunken writer some soup and his go to behavior when drunk is face kissing and the victim is Gu Jing but then comes a lip kiss. (Very dead fish hopefully that improves)

@pose4photoml @lutawolf

#PREMIERE BL #TAIWANESE BL SERIES #VIP ONLY #BL 3 FROM VIDOL #1. STAY BY MY SIDE #2. YOU ARE MINE #DRUNKEN KISSES #FALL AND SAVE #My GIFS #MYGIFSET #MY-GIF-EDIT #SLOPPY GIFS #BL-BAM-BEYOND FAMILY OF BLOGS

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bellarkeandclintashaandsuch · 4 months

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Night Dream Episode 3!

I'm really loving this series so far. I'm a sucker for best friends to lovers, and if you throw in best friends reuniting after separation? 😍

I think that they managed to do this drunken make out session without ever properly kissing on the lips? Which if so, is impressive, and great for Dream's continued pining after Night <3

I also really loved the very beginning of this because I legit thought their mouths were touching and then Night moves to kiss his cheek 🤔 Or maybe their mouths did touch and i'm just way over thinking 😂

And I'm such a fan of the tender hand on the back of the neck

I think this is as close as they got to properly kissing on the mouth:

Before Namwan breaks up the party, and Dream just rolls Night off of him lmao

And then Night wakes up looking at Dream like this the next day, even though he (at least allegedly) doesn't remember anything. (look at that beaming face!)

And poor Dream tries to play it off. You were so drunk last night, bro. But Night asks what happened, and Dream ends up like 👀😳🫠

*turns away* "It's better that you can't remember" 😭💔

But the real question is, is Night conscious of his love of and desire for Dream? Half the time I think no, but the other half, I think yes. I mean, there was this whole exchange in the past, where Night was having their, isn't x beautiful; yes, you are, moment.

Oh, best friends to lovers, I never tire of you.

#night dream #night dream the series #night x dream #dream x night #namwan! you ruined their (drunken) moment!#love you love your voice #couldn't you have waited until morning?#this show is so nice #does night really not know he's in love?#does he really not remember kissing dream?#will they ever kiss on the lips?#the world may never know #did he not tell namwan he's in love with dream after she asked him to tell her if he ever knows he's in love #because he doesn't realize it?#or because he thought it would hurt her more?#i want to know!#and how does dream compartmentalize like that?#night was just on top of him and then he's coolly advising namwan on her potential love life WITH NIGHT

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sidecouplesupremacy-blbambeyond · 8 months

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WHY R U? KOREAN VERSION (2023, SOUTH KOREA)

Episodes 3 & 4

Surprised by the drunken kiss at first Yoo Kyeom (PARK CHANG HOON) reacts by returning a kiss to Sun Woo (LEE SANG MIN) with a more passion.

Yoo Kyeom clearly has feelings for Sun Woo yet when Sun Woo confesses later Yoo Kyeom rejects him citing he has the wrong idea. Were these kisses in Sun Woo's head. (As part of the BL novel which is the basis of the two BL couples)

And did this passionate kiss sober up Sun Woo?

@pose4photoml

#SIDE COUPLE SUPREMACY #SOUTH KOREAN BL SERIES #WHY R U? THE KOREAN VERSION #A DRUNKEN KISS #WITH A LITTLE PASSION #REAL OR IMAGINARY?#YOO KYEOM & SUN WOO #My GIFS #MYGIFSET #MY-GIF-EDIT #THAT'S A DECENT KISS #BUT ILL ADVISED TO KISS A DRUNK GUY #IS YOO KYEOM PLAYING WITH SUN WOO...AND HIS FEELINGS #PART 3 (CONCLUSION)

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invisiblegarters · 7 months

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Honestly the best thing about that little teaser is RayMew they're such dicks I love them.

#i'm losing hope for my boy sand #but at least ray and mew are gonna be around to be awful together #couple goals honestly #only friends #only friends the series #ray x mew #imagine throwing a whole ass party to announce to the world that you're dating your drunken bestie #and that you're so over that ex who cheated #(i'm assuming)#mew you legend #please do the most because i think boston's winding down

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dragonsareawesome123 · 1 year

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Palm going from addressing Nueng without honorifics to going back to calling him Khun Nueng immediately after Nueng degrades and berates him in public 🙃🙃🙃

#rewatching nlmg bc i’m bored and that scene still makes me feel ill 😭😭😭#after spending all that time getting palm to feel comfortable enough to treat him like a friend #nueng really blew all that in the span of a couple minutes bc he was in a drunken jealous rage #nueng you BETTER give palm the BIGGEST apology for that #palmnueng #never let me go #never let me go the series #thai drama #thai bl #gmmtv

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laesas · 1 year

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Honestly the only people mad about Only Friends being fucked up and messy and sexually charged are either teenagers or adult shut-ins that have never actually interacted with a group of gay people in their early 20's. I promise, hand on heart. It is exactly as chaotic as that. Maybe more.

#only friends the series #listen. everyone is kissing everyone and sleeping with their exes and fucking their ex's exes out of spite #making out with anyone for a dare or just for the banter is like......... standard fare #like questionable blackout drunken threesomes and secretive fwb are genuinely staples of the gay friendship group dynamic #at some point you are completely immune to the fuckass wild shit that the gays get up to #like thats *just* from my very middle of the road boring no-drama vegan-adjacent group of lovable dykes in uni :')#once you get to the gay men??? bröther.#*GAY* 20's drama makes lesbian drama pale in comparison: you identify your besties exes like 'the furry' and 'married' and 'piss kink'#those are secondary elements to the story #you have to be like oh no *davids* the one with the wife - *ben* is the one that doesnt know his new man fucked his dad yet #literally the beautiful chaos of it all is unmatched #lol sorry if it doesnt appeal to the sensibilities of heterosexual fujoshis #who can't seem to handle that their fav 'smol-beans' be suckin fuckin and making ass backwards decisions in the name of being 20 and gay #but like........ its actually an important part of gay representation 😌 sorry you dont understand P'JoJo's slay like we do ✨

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fuforthought · 2 years

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