Richard Papen from the Secret History is honestly so relatable because I too am a pretentious, depressed, weird, little autistic freak who would commit murder just to fit in with my friends and do cocaine in the Burger King parking lot.

Neil Gaiman when you tag him:

Neil Gaiman when you write the most unhinged shitpost while drunk at 4am:

To y'all people supporting unpopular ships,ships that can't or won't become canon,impossible ships and whatnot or just people bothered because of your ship choices

God knows I fucking love and respect y'all

By request of @roboticspacecase ;D

strq social media au would be so fun lmao esp when how qrow, summer and tai would be very active users while raven is the type to barely reply to a text/block all calls much more never touch social media lol

raven would use social media only to block one of her teammates whenever they annoy her enough. and to bully qrow and antagonize his massive fanbase.

speaking of qrow, he only posts ∼art∼ but really, they're just shitposts. he's also bound to make philosophical questions around 4am—drunk or not.

tai vlogs. this is chibi canon already—my hands are tai-d on this matter. also shitton of dog photos and memes.

i feel like summer would make baking videos. like, short, highly edited ones because some people keep getting in the way on purpose. she also keeps getting banned for the smallest things, so she has like, million backup accounts set up, just in case.

they thought about setting up a team account, but qrow could not be trusted with it, raven wanted nothing to do with it, and summer had million other accounts and passwords to keep track of, so in the end it was only tai keeping it going.

it's now zwei's. he has more followers than qrow, who's not happy about it.

If the four main cures of Fresh Precure had Tumblr blogs, what would the blogs look like? What would they post?

They have different blogs as civilians and as precures. 

The collective tumblr blog for all 4 Pretty Cures is the only one where they bothered to get a custom theme, one which is full of glitter and hearts. The blog’s avatar is the clover symbol, while the header is all 4 girls posing together. The girls post pictures of Chiffon, random thoughts, out of context quotes, weird things they did, videos Tarte took of the girls fighting, trivia about themselves and about things such as their devices and their mission, posts making fun of the villains they fight, and selfies while transformed to show off their outfits. They make and reblog memes about themselves. They reblog their own fanart, some positivity posts and resource link masterposts, and lots of weird posts they see. Every time they make mission progress, they post an update with all the details. 

All 4 Cures make shitposts all the time, both on their regular blogs and on their precure blogs. It’s not uncommon for a precure to post something surreal or nonsensical at 3am. 

Love’s blog is pink with heart emojis in the title and one of those transparent headers with the chocolate syrup and rainbow sprinkles. As well as random thoughts and shitposts, she often reblogs junk food, gifs of Miyuki, and some cute updates on things she and Setsuna did together. And memes. Lots of memes. 

Cure Peach’s blog is also pink, but a different shade. Her header is herself and Passion. As well as the stuff on the collective blog, she also reblogs TONS of ridiculous posts, and the occasional thing about whatever fandoms she’s in. She’s the first to reblog “incorrect precure quotes” posts. At 4am she often goes off about how much she loves setsuna and the result is both relationship goals and makes people ask if she’s drunk since she does sometimes seem slightly drunk. 

Miki’s blog is blueish-purple, her header is some weird quote, and the thing she posts most often is selfies. She does post random things and reblog cool stuff, but it’s primarily her own outfits. She’s posted some tutorials on making perfume before. Once she reblogged a picture of Cure Berry calling it outfit inspo. 

Cure Berry’s blog is a more blue blue, her header is herself aiming her attack at the viewer, and her blog isn’t that different from the collective one, only there’s more selfies. She’s the first to reblog “ur fav X” posts featuring precures. She also posts more selfies than the others on this blog too, absolutely loving to show off her outfits. She’s the least likely to night post, but when she does night post, she tends to rapidly escalate her teammates’ posts. When she’s in a more angsty mood, sometimes she posts about that, too. 

Inori’s blog is orange, her header is a picture someone took of her in a fancy dress next to the white tiger, and she frequently posts and reblogs pics of cute animals. Her Christianity shows, but not to the level where she seems like a total nut job. Once she squealed because “DID CURE PINE JUST REBLOG MY POST?!?!?!?!”. 

Cure Pine’s blog is yellow. Her header is herself with Chiffon. She’s the first to reblog precure memes. She’s the one video recording as Peach, Berry, and Passion do the macarena for the internet. She posts chiffon pics more often than her teammates. This has backfired on her, since the villains DO follow/stalk every blog owned by a precure, and when Pine posted a Chiffon pic with the location, guess who turned up not long afterwards. 

Setsuna’s blog is entirely red with a white title and description, her header is some black and red lace. Her blog is a themeless mix of a whole bunch of random stuff. She almost revealed her identity by accident once when she casually brought up something she had no idea was Not A Normal Thing That Anyone Outside Fucked-Up Cyberpunk Dystopia Does. 

Cure Passion’s blog has a similar look to her civilian one, but her header is herself doing some dramatic pose. She’s the first to reblog precure fanart. As well as the stuff you’d find on the collective blog, there’s also quotes and stuff relating to her life and experiences, and she often posts things about the bad guys, particularly dumb stuff westar did that got him humiliated and now has Setsuna posting about online to 10k+ followers. She asks questions about the world, which sometimes results in tons of ridiculous joke responses mixed in with real ones and ends up being exactly as unhelpful as asking the garage door about the world. And sometimes, she makes angsty personal posts. 

Eas had tumblr, too, so she could study humans. And oh man, did she ever get some WEIRD impressions. As to her blog itself, main colour black, sub-colour red, her avatar is that red diamond symbol and she did not hide that it’s her. As well as making fun of westar, ominous stuff with a “you’re/we’re all doomed” vibe, edgy quotes, and the occasional screamer link, she made semi-cryptic posts about her existential crisis/mental breakdown, and about Cure Peach (who she never mentioned by name but everyone knows who she’s talking about). These became more and more frequent over time, until she disappeared from tumblr for just under a week. Then the blog deactivated. Cure Passion’s tumblr blog debuted that same day. 

This is so Grantaire core honestly

dog with a camera

the pupperazi

Drowcember, the surface! Modern surface! Where Ailanthus makes shitposts all drunk at 4 am. Funniest part of this, I finished the picture at 4am too...

the post below is what he’s probably posting. Some nostalgic ode to a tree, that just happens to be called like his brother!