Ahm👅

His love language is emotional manipulation

Dragon Age II loading screens

Me and the hot elf with a tragic backstory I pulled by being kind and showing them compassion and genuine love.

thinking about fenhawke.... fenris learning to be vulnerable with hawke........ im a little lightheaded about these two i need to replay da2

Varric Tethras as a character is wild. He calls everyone by a nickname. He writes trashy romance novels. He’s a prolific liar. His family got them kicked out of the dwarf kingdom for rigging dwarven Wrestlemania matches. He has fingers in literally every crime ring in Kirkwall. He lives in a pub. He named his weapon after his absent girlfriend with whom he has a restraining order. He denies his involvement in keeping the wizard police away from his friend’s illegal magic Urgent Care. He’s the mom of the friend group. And he does this all while being four feet tall

@highladyofdusk and I have been playing dragon age 2 together and I've been making comics to record our exploits (see: stupid comments). im basically like a worse varric

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Warden Mahariel. Champion of Kirkwall. Inquisitor Lavellan.

The hands of our heroes.

i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing-- and good hair.

Dragon Age II’s sex scenes are a million percent funnier when you remember that they are actually Varric describing them to Cassandra.

*willfully ignores the plethora of un-played games in my library & chooses to continue an old playthrough of Dragon Age II*

please consider reblogging for a larger sample size

also feel free to tell me about your canon hawke in the tags n replies because i will be snoopin'

Yes, I understand that the video game man isn't real, but what I am asking, is why isn't he real?