The talks about the Mikeys’ alter egos (pretty sure that’s what they’re called) would be hilarious.
The 2012 Gang: So yeah he has Dr. Prankenstein, which is what he just calls himself when he pranks people, and then he has this weird bug suit thing, who we’re not even going to explain. Then there was that whole thing he had with Savage Mikey in Diemension X—but whatever, what’s with your Mikey?
The 2018 Gang: *gulps* oh. A pranking dude and a bug dude. That’s nice.
The 2012 Gang: Why did you guys sound nervous?
The 2018 Gang: There’s 3 of them: Dr. Feelings, the therapist. Dr. Rude, the supervillain, and Dr. Delicate Touch. The scary one.
The 2012 Gang:…what.
Meanwhile, 2018! Mikey, getting into Dr. Delicate Touch mode: Talk shit about me, get hit by me. It’s a simple rule. Want me to demonstrate?
Anyways, I feel like 2012! Raph would very much like Dr. Delicate Touch
(For all those who don’t know, Dr. Rude was supposed to be this persona Mikey was supposed to have in this one unaired episode about Ghost Bear’s wedding. Long story.)
"I dislike the 'Mikey has DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder)' headcanon because he clearly doesn't have it. Dr. Delicate Touch and Dr. Feelings aren't split personalities, they are personas. They are referred to as, treated as, and portrayed as personas. Personas are not the same as a split personality, they are a "role" that most people put on to act in certain ways in different settings.
Like how you act, the persona you use, is different when you're at work than when you're with loved ones. Furthermore, fans who have the 'Mikey has DID' headcanon tend to not properly understand DID and don't portray it correctly, usually relying on the misinformation about the mental disorder that has been popularized. Which in turn just spreads that misinformation even more."