pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

my friend who hasn’t watched house: are they lovers?

how do i tell her it’s worse?

okay so in my opinion, if you compare hugh laurie’s performances in each respective plot, house never had feelings for cameron. there is absolutely no romantic tension on his part, and i believe that he played it that way on purpose. because if you watch how he acts in scenes where house is supposed to have tension with cuddy, it’s night and day how different he is. hugh laurie acts with his whole being—face, body, voice, he’s putting his all into every scene. his romantic tension with cuddy was as intentional as his lack of attraction to cameron.

so moving past what we know to be canonical, if we compare house’s chemistry with cameron to house’s chemistry with cuddy and bring in the matter of house’s chemistry with WILSON? the tension he brings to certain scenes? the scenes where maybe there’s a “joke” about them being gay/in love/having sex? in many of those scenes, hugh laurie—who we all know can play the shit out of a comedic beat—chooses to not play it as a joke (best example would be the “you’re sleeping with me” scene and a lot of the amber plot. it could have easily been played for laughs, but hugh laurie played that shit dead serious). i think, based off of what he’s actually said about house and wilson’s love, and how down he was for hilson, he played it that way on purpose. i believe he wanted that for house, or at least wanted to make sure that it would have a solid foundation if they did somehow decide to pursue the plot line. i am so sure that the tension he created in scenes with wilson was intentional. because he matches intensity levels with only cuddy, a little bit of stacy, and wilson throughout the show. there’s no way that’s an accident. hugh laurie is too good for that.

i swear someone already posted a meme along these lines but i cant find the fucking post so i remade it

house dressed as a real™️ doctor is always so goofy. Cosplaying normalcore ❤️

if you recognize this location you deserve financial compensation, and therapy

oh and you're also gay

Cuddy: please tell me you did not drag Wilson into this

House: I did not drag Wilson into this

[someone knocks on the door]

Cuddy: ...who's there?

House, smirking: i think you know

Stacy/Cuddy I owe you my life

(Screencap ref below the cut!)

Sorry but it is just absolutely off the wall that House can commit 47 war crimes, 19 OSHA violations, and qualify for 24 medical malpractice suits and Cuddy’s only concern is if he has enough clinic hours this week

what if- if- if the reason why house was so chill about giving cuddy the pregnancy shots was because he's so used to giving Wilson his t-shots and he just brings it up one day when she asks and he's like "it's just like with Wilson, but you don't get the added bonus of growing a penis after"

him always looking for house’s approval because his dad was never there ohhhhh he’s just like me fr

nah cause you cant tell me this isnt giving house and cuddy are divorced and house is now married to wilson

House Doodle Dump

i have such a hard time ever getting mad at cuddy. even when she does something i disagree with i’m like ok well she knows better she studied cuntology at the university of mothering who am i to not say she served

her cute lil glasses … her smile…her fuckass fashion…. THATS MY WIFEEEEEEEE