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oktobercountry · 1 year
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So many choices….
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secondary-colorentimy · 4 months
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grown adults beefing with actual children gottaaaa be one of my favorite tropes tbh
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nothing quite like 10pm on a saturday for some eternal september
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rebellore · 27 days
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I’m forever convinced apple had a crush on raven
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Shannon keeps boosting my points.
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squiddlysq · 1 year
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The only thing better than pathetic men is pathetic men who are out of their fucking minds. I want Gabriel carnally and I can only express this through shitpost art
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cometblaster2070 · 1 month
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forever obsessed with raven going "hey apple, how about I DON'T poison you, and yk, end up sad and miserable and locked away like an animal for the rest of my life?"
and apple's immediate response being to start sobbing and going "how can you be so terrible??? you're not going to poison me???"
ever after high everyone.
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mazojo · 9 months
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Of all the languages Meme could speak and she chose the truth
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sfw-mlm-thoughts · 10 months
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I need more masculine mlms!!!! I need more cars and grease and power tools!! I need queer masculinity!! Masculinity is cool and sexy and not inherently evil actually. Masculinity is just as queer as femininity
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direwolfrules · 26 days
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Oh my fairy godmother I am so happy you are post about Ever After High!!! Do you have any fanfic or au ideas involving them? Like, what if one character had another destiny or what if they were in the Star Wars universe?! It’s just interesting to think about!
Hey! Glad to see we share another fandom interest!
So, I have this barebones post for what I would have done as a crossover between g1 Monster High and Ever After High.
As for general fanfic ideas I have a few. I shall now list them in varying levels of detail:
1. A Very Charming Groundhog Day Year:
Basically, the Charming siblings time loop back from a bit after Dragon Games but before Epic Winter to the day before the school year started (the day of the Family Ball in the books). While it would be kinda angsty, the best time loop fics are usually crack fics, and this would be no exception (if I ever wrote any of these things).
So Daring, Dexter, and Darling are all initially in states of panic and anxiety. Daring, he was in the middle of a quarter-life crisis and now has to deal with everyone and their fairy godmother thinking he's Apple's Prince Charming.
"Daring Charming, more like Distressed Charming, am I right?"-- Dexter, who should get to exhibit asshole little brother energy more often, as a treat.
Speaking of Dexter, he's panicking cause of all the awful stuff that's going to happen during the school year and also because now he has to go through the nerve-racking ordeal of asking out the girl he likes all over again.
Darling's in hell because everyone and their fairy godmother expect her to be this perfect little damsel, again, which is just- ugh. There are days she wishes she could carry her sword around with her, and they're most days. Also, she never got to talk to Apple about their True Love's CPR, which is just tragic.
The loops go on for a while, some constants in them include: Darling freeing herself and helping little Good-Enough Charming get one of their grandfather's trophies for the scavenger hunt, Dexter and Darling teaming up to kill the changeling and free cousin Charity (sometimes Daring helps but he's content to let his siblings have fun for once), Darling accidentally on purpose flirting with Apple and Apple experiencing several degrees of gay panic, Dexter fumbling asking out Raven for the first time (he's really such a dork, just a funky dude), and the Charming Siblings teaming up to make Milton Grimm's life a living hell.
In one loop they secretly film him playing with his toy unicorns and his action figure of himself and they hijack Blondie's mirrorcast to play it to the entire school.
After several loops a Monster High crossover happens, and so in every loop after that the Charming sibs, who have grown incredibly gremlin-like after experiencing the insanity of the school several dozen times, make sure to drop monster slang when it's just them and Cupid. Like:
Darling: "Wow, Cupid, that top looks clawsome."
Daring: "Totally, it's freaky fierce."
Cupid: "What?!"
Darling: "That top looks nice on you. Anyway, we gotta run."
Dexter: "Yeah, see you later ghoulfriend!"
I have some other half-baked ideas for this one but it'd probably be it's own post.
2. Murdoch Mysteries-ish AU:
This one makes no sense if you've never watched the hit Canadian Detective Show, Murdoch Mysteries. Or maybe it makes some sense, idk. Instead of a modern AU, we have a 1895 detective AU. It's barely an idea, I have no idea if I'd even keep this in the fantasy setting of (an 1895) Ever After or not.
Dexter is the Detective William Murdoch of this AU, the man with no game and beautiful blue eyes who women keep inexplicably falling in love with. He's observant and a little strange but he's also a brilliant detective. One of the major differences though is Dexter is the disowned son of old money parents.
Raven's the Dr. Julia Ogden, the outspoken, independent, and compassionate coroner helping solve cases and being amazing. Her rich, controlling mother doesn't much approve of her life choices but old Mrs. Queen can suck it. Raven and Detective Charming have a clearly mutual attraction but they're both hesitant to act on it cause what's a romance without a good slow-burn.
Hopper's the Constable George Crabtree of this AU. Listen, the everyday George matches Hopper's human side, and writer George matches Hopper's frog side. I will not elaborate, because I really cannot. Just feel the vibes, cause the words aren't coming.
I'm not 100% sure who'd be the Inspector Brackenreid. Part of me kinda wants to make it Professor Badwolf, and then I could make Milton Grimm the asshole commissioner. Coach Gingerbreadman is the Inspector of Station 5, the rivals of Station 4.
Daring is heir to the Charming family fortune. Golden boy, everyone loves him, wants more than anything to be able to talk to his little brother in public, but their parents would disown him as well if he stepped out of line.
Apple is one of Raven's housemates at Sisters boarding house, run by Bella and Brutta Sister. She was once courted by Daring, it was at the point where people were expecting an engagement announcement any day. That's when they suddenly broke it off, with no explanation (the explanation is Daring's in love with another girl and Apple's in love with his sister). Snow White and her husband barely agreed to let her move into the boarding house, I honestly have no clue how Apple managed to pull that off but good for her.
Idk, Darling's a vigilante. She's got the same deductive genius as Dexter, she just doesn't have the same ability to join the police force. Inspector Badwolf is tired of his cops being outdone by the mysterious White Knight (yeah, yeah, I made Darling into Victorian-era Batman). Couldn't the White Knight patrol Station 5's territory? (The answer is no, because Darling really wants to catch a glimpse of her twin and also because Sisters Boarding house is in Station 4's territory and sometimes she likes to secretly crash with her girlfriend).
3. The Destiny Cycle AU (AKA: Ever After High but the Rebel Movement is an actual Rebellion AU):
What it says on the tin. Raven discovers the book is fake before Legacy Day. Her and Dexter, who in this AU is believed to be Ashlynn's future Prince Charming because someone made a good post about the potential dynamics that could cause and I love it, set out to uncover what other secrets those in charge are hiding.
Basically, in this AU Ever After is a dystopia where the Royal Families tied the survival of their dynasties' rule to their stories. Like, magically tied them. The Fates themselves have been bound by the magic of the Destiny Cycle. Ever After's Destiny-bound citizens are forced to repeat the same stories as their ancestors, all because Happily Ever After doesn't include a revolt or the institution of democracy. All stories are repeated as a precaution against anyone figuring out what the ancestors of the Royal Families did.
Taking some inspiration from the SDCC Raven Queen doll's letter from her mother, the Evil Queen discovered the truth about the Destiny Cycle, said "not my kid you bastards", and proceeded to try to break the Cycle's bonds. Her taking over other stories and cursing Wonderland was an attempt to stretch the probability bonds of the Destiny Cycle's magic to the breaking point.
Stuff's gonna go down and basically these kids know time is running out until there's a war, cause the only way to avoid being offered up as a lamb to the slaughter is to overthrow the whole system.
God, I really gotta make this into it's own post as well now. But here's a basic rundown of some stuff I'd include:
Dexter and Raven being young and in love and just all the secret romance feels
Snow White knows about the Destiny Cycle, but Apple absolutely does not know.
Apple being born blonde is a sign that the Evil Queen's schemes loosened the grip of the Destiny Cycle, at least for a moment.
Ashlynn, Hunter, Dexter, and Raven as secret rebel leaders.
The backgrounders will have actual roles dammit! (Looking at you Lawrence Bonecrusher III, aka Orc Boy).
An exploration of artificial Destiny Cycle "True Love" vs. real True Love, featuring Apple, Daring, and Darling.
C.A. Cupid, sent by her godly family to infiltrate Ever After and cure it of the Destiny Cycle, because it's interfering in the domains of the gods.
A unique Monster High crossover idea that I will elaborate on in another post.
These children absolutely end up having to kill someone and it scars them forever.
As for different destinies AUs or Star Wars AUs, I haven't really given them much thought.
I think, in a Star Wars setting (possibly Old Republic?), Raven would be a Jedi padawan descended from a long line of Sith. Instead of Mirror Prison, her mom is dead and her Force Ghost is bound to a giant, mirrorlike piece of kyber crystal. Uh, not 100% sure who her master would be.
Darling would also be a Jedi padawan, and Maid Marian would be her Master. Maid Marian gets into custody battles over this kid with this old Jedi Watchman known only as The White Knight. She'd still have her time-slowing hair flip, in this AU it's just a unique way of activating the Force Slow ability.
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oktobercountry · 2 years
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Does he know?
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dremiru · 4 months
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okay i'm a day late but HELLOOO?? NEW EAH SONG IN 2024? WHAT THE HEX
now there's A LOT to consider with this sudden jumpscareish reveal, so here's a bit of a rant:
• lots of people seem to think "Can't Get Me Down" is AI and as someone that's listened to A LOT of AI covers for a project, it's not unlikely. the glitchy robotic vocals dont make the song easy to defend. maybe theres just A LOT of filters and voice changers, who knows. or maybe its purposefully trying to sound robotic?? like a punkified, rockish taylor swift song meets futuristic pop? dunno, it's fun to think of theories though!!
• there's a big chance that this is simply an old song that's being brought back from the dead after being scrapped back when the show was still running and i think that really might be the case. question is: why bring it back now?
• with the still ongoing trademarks and unscrapped eah projects sitting out there, there's a huge chance that mattel still hasn't completely given up on eah. i've heard of the still officially "in production" movie before and previously came to a conclusion that the studio has either forgotten to scrap it officially or is keeping it as "just-in-case" sort of material. now that there's a crumb of new content out there, this does make me more hopeful for the future of the project. not sure they're going to pick it up, though.
• there's a theory out there that the new song is meant to be a test - to see the reactions of the fandom and previous fans nostalgic of the series (plus maybe some new fans) out there and test if bringing EAH back now would be beneficial for the company. now, whether that's true or not, they CERTAINLY got a reaction. just waiting for a tiktok to go viral or a big doll creator mentioning it in a video now🤞🤞
• now, as i've mentioned, i do think this is a song from a webisode or part of movie that got scrapped. going further, this may just be a way for mattel to gain some sudden attention and create speculations. i'm honestly not sure what they're meaning to do further. i'd love to say they're going to pick up and continue the series, but that's most probably not the case. if eah does get picked up, we're most probably getting a rewrite, a reboot or simply new movie with changed concept that introduces the changes made to the world. in either case, we can hope for major plotlines, characters and relationships continued, maybe even filling some plotholes and answers to questions that were left unanswered (DARLING AND APPLE PLOT CONTINUED PLEASE)
• i don't want to raise anyone's hopes too much. as exciting this is and as enthusiastic i may be for POSSIBLY NEW EAH CONTENT (AAAAAAA), a rational side of my brain's got another theory. the release of the song is most likely not an accident or leak, since it would probably be already deleted, but this might just be a way for mattel to grab some newly-found attention, feed us a crumb and leave us hungry. or it is an accident that's gained too much attention to be suddenly deleted? who. knows. all we can really do know is speculate, wait and hope.
Anyway. Stream "Can't Get Me Down" 🔥🔥🔥
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bookishfeylin · 11 months
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Hey guys. Don't whitewash Isolde from King of Battle and Blood PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
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rebellore · 4 months
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Imagine this ends up being a whole prank.
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ratguy-nico · 4 months
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Twinkly Light
Like said not my fav song, but the message people. Brutal. y es un temon igual no me hagan mucho caso 🕺
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maxcuntstappen · 5 months
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George Russell, it is time to George Russell. I believe in you
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lilyharvord · 9 months
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Cal: *almost dies* Mare: *running away to avoid FEELINGS* Evangeline: *stands, stretches, yawns, cracks her knuckles* All righty, time put in some work. 😈
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