White collar pushers

As an artist I wanna commission other artists but I’m also an artist so I can make my own art but I want to commission other artists but I-

Telling people you can’t wait for an up and coming tattoo appointment is truly like saying “I can’t wait to be in pain for several hours!”

I have to go to the doctor's every fucking day and it sucks. If they weren't paying me I'd probably never go back

every day?! that sounds awful im so sorry

The problem is that I keep coming up with cool as fuck titles for WIPs while bored at work...and then don't have enough time to do any of them.

Art trade w @altairtalisman :3

modern day college au lestat x louis imo would be like down south mariah the scientist flunking out of her anesthesiology major for white young thug

Anyway on a brighter note, if I was writing these stupid ass books, we'd have a Mechafarm with an animatronic horse already. Just saying.

Hella cool art trade with @spooksscribbles !!! Go follow them yay! 

Let the sun set, please

I hate this time of year so much

OOC: BRUH someone just wonder traded me a lvl 100 SHINY Naganadel in Pokemon Home?? It has a champion ribbon and everything??? I'm not complaining but DUDE WHY

Padres star Tatis suspended 80 games for positive drug test

Padres star Tatis suspended 80 games for positive drug test

WASHINGTON — San Diego Padres dynamo Fernando Tatis Jr., one of the brightest, freshest stars in all of Major League Baseball, was suspended 80 games on Friday after testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance. MLB said Tatis tested positive for Clostebol, an anabolic steroid. Tatis said he accidentally took a medication to treat ringworm that contained the banned substance. The…

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You drew Akephalos the Headless One in your art style and it was extremely dope. If you draw the Ialdaboth the Demiurge I will trade you for esoteric knowledge of your choice.

A tempting offer... We shall see

Could we get some more plug eren or Connie I’ve been so obsessed with those types of fics lately and recently read your Connie one and it was so amazing the way it flowed was crazy you wrote the chemistry so good

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of course!! I’m working on a plug eren fic right now so lemme give y’all a little something for my baby connie bc I’ve been missing writing for him. I’ll do a full one for him too soon.

having Connie as a plug is such an experience. a wild ride and roller coaster of emotions..one minute, the two of you would be sitting in the driveway, hotboxing behind the tinted windows of his matte black Hellcat SRT..exchanging clouds of smoke and occasionally some kisses as his hands trailed up your exposed thigh. Spotless fingertips resting on the seat of your panties before pulling them back. Smoking you out had become the norm because he wouldn’t dare charge a bad little bitch like you. Not when that time, conversation and curvy body were all but priceless. “Open your mouth, baby..” muttering lowly as he spreads his lips open to reveal the faint glimmer of those bottom row gold slugs covering his white teeth; exhaling a cloud of smoke to shotgun into your own mouth. Oh, he had you hooked..addicted and lingering on his every word. This man put you on a high that made it impossible to come down from. So much so, you’d sit faithfully in that passenger seat, riding around town as he hit licks and made his drops throughout the night. That right arm, decorated from shoulder to knuckles in various tattoos, followed by an expensive Rolex cuffing his wrist..just one of the few amenities of his very dangerous yet lucrative trade. You loved it all..not worried for your safety because he’d spray the whole block about his girl. It turned you on seeing that Glock tucked in his waistband as he exited the car, but not before running his finger underneath your chin and letting your tongues swirl. “..daddy gotta go handle sum real quick..I’ll be right back.” reassuring you with that sexy voice and deep tone that made you squeeze your thighs a little tighter every time he spoke; flustered and hot..feeling on top of the world when he let you hide his pounds and pistol in that new Telfar he just copped…a token of his love and appreciation for always holding him down, along with the several other handbags, shoes and wigs, which he sweated out every time the two of you fucked. Pulling on it as he gave you back shots in the spacious bedroom of his apartment, funded fully by the dope game. Silk sheets soaked in your juices because he popped a perc and couldn’t control himself when he got inside that pussy. Yes, such wonderful feelings..ones you wouldn’t trade for the world.

Lack of Conviction

Episode five of Ahsoka really hammered home how goddamn ridiculous the entire Clone War situation truly was. Watching Ahsoka on the front lines of that Geonosis battle, a fight where she was canonically fourteen or fifteen, was ludicrous back in the original show, but seeing the character in that situation portrayed by the age appropriate Ariana Greenblatt was f*cking jarring. Greenblatt is sixteen years old, splitting the difference of Aksoka’s age range throughout the Clone Wars. She’s as close to a real, teenage, Tano, that we’re going to get and it is wildly apparent that she is a CHILD. The goddamn Jedi Order, was sending child soldiers to fight in a trade war against an analogous Sith overlord and his army of drones. I don’t care how good at space wizarding your teenager is, they are still just a goddamn teenager! And Ahsoka wasn’t the only one. Barris Offee immediately comes to mind! The age you become a Padawan Learner to a Master Jedi is around twelve. That means there were children as young as twelve taking laser shots to the face, not to mention the wholesale slaughter of these cats during Order Sixty-Six, because of a goddamn trade dispute. How f*cking ridiculous is that? Anakin even said the quiet part out loud when addressing Ahsoka’s hesitation. He told her that Obi-Wan trained him to be a peacekeeper, but Anakin was training Ahsoka to be a soldier. That sh*t was the intent. That was the plan. That was the whole dynamic; Train an army of child astro-sorcerers in the ways of war, by throwing them headlong into one. From anyone’s point of view, that’s f*cked up and lends credence to everything Poppa Paps was talking about. Imagine trying to convince the ludicrously powerful Chosen One you’re in the right, when the only other person outside of his mom and wife whom he genuinely loved, was put in his charge to turn her into a weapon. And then when she turned out to be a fantastic one, they cast her aside the second someone gets murdered in those hallowed Council halls. Cats give Anakin sh*t for slaying them Younglings but how are the Jedi any goddamn different? They literally use children until they are used up. I can only imagine the trauma the kids who survived will have to endure. Hell, we’ve seen a few of them already. Ahsoka, Cade from those absolutely dope games, Hera's dead baby daddy, and that one chick from Kenobi; None of who are healthy, well adjusted, stand-up adults! Absolutely emotional train wrecks, the lot of them!

More than that, this episode proved to me just how much of Anakin is in Ahsoka. They mirror each other as much as Ahsoka and Sabine. It's wild to see in live action, especially getting that from Hayden who finally got to play a complex version of Anakin. Clone Wars went a long way to redeeming that character but seeing him actually force a catharsis in Ahsoka was rough. I've seen them cross lightsabers before and it broke my f*cking heart. I've spoken at length about that, but seeing it here? Knowing this is training from a fully fledged Jedi Master Anakin? I cannot articulate how amazing that is. He pushed Ahsoka to her limits. Forced her to confront the grief and guilt she had for being a weapon, for abandoning Anakin. Hayden gave this role so much depth, so much emotion, it was just breathtaking to witness. Seeing him flit between Vader and Sky Guy was almost too much but it very necessary. It was necessary for Ahsoka. She had to see that, to come to terms with that, in order to move forward. She is everything Anakin is, even Vader, as demonstrated by those Sith eyes when she contemplated the unthinkable. Interestingly enough, even channeling the Dark Side like a champ, you can tell Anakin was concerned for his Padawan. Not that he would be killed, Anakin is beyond even that at this point, but that his Padawan, would fall like he did. Ahsoka did not. She chose life and Sky Guy gave her that smirk, telling Snips there was hope for her yet. F*cking everything. That last exchange was f*cking everything. Especially when you take into account that Anakin pulled her into the World Between Worlds to save her life. As a goddamn Force Ghost. What the f*ck does THAT even mean??