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crow-stars · 1 month

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

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crow-stars · 2 months

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smash brothers and your lie in april are the only ones i can think of on the top of my head. my brother was in love with those and he was so pushy about it that i dedicated to hating that media for years. don't hate it as much now, but i think that's why i hate competitive games

I'm curious, what's your example of media you refuse to consume, not because it's problematic or you think you wouldn't like it, but solely because a shitty person in your life who was an asshole to you could never shut up about it?

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crow-stars · 2 months

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okay, i picked mortian and listen

vampire otome game. the mortician is constantly trying to sell you their services because there's a very likely chance you'd die (or become a vampire because vampire otome) with a deadpan face the entire time. also their route isn't romance, it's just a sale pitch the entire time

Guys which of these would you like to see in an otome game?

I don't personally play these because I'm too aroace to be in their target audience but I've noticed there's always a rich guy, a cop, a childhood friend, a celebrity, a doctor, some sus guy etc. so I thought it would be fun to switch it up a little and put something new and slightly batshit in the roster and I'm genuinely curious what would win.

*about option 5, dog food tester is the job and evil is the moral alignment. they commit malpractice.

Feel free to reblog this with your thoughts omg!

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crow-stars · 2 months

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Sea otter⁉️🦦

Floyd was so right about him.

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crow-stars · 2 months

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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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crow-stars · 2 months

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hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay

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crow-stars · 2 months

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Does Rook speak real French? Not I'm the sense that he's making shit up, but I am not confident that Rook could speak it in a conversational capacity. He just feels like if you took one of those fanfics where the character speaks a non English language and the author spices in the lovey dovey words and made it a human being. (A time-honored tradition, no hate at all. I love that shit)

Not in a serious capacity. I just think it would be funny if bro was up late at night, Google translating his silly nicknames.

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crow-stars · 3 months

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I do think wyll would be the most suited for you, especially since he's a real sweetheart! you can also turn off explicit content, though i'm not 100% sure if it'll get rid of the scenes overall

I just saw a picture of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 on my dash (haven't played the game yet) and someone in the reblogs tagged it as #hetalia-coded, can the BG3 community explain?

#do not steal from the bone man #PLEASE dont steal from him #anyone but him

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crow-stars · 3 months

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actually he is very hetalia coded, but i can't explain it properly other than how he acts. then again, i have barely brushed the surface of hetalia too but i am VERY normal about astarion

I just saw a picture of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 on my dash (haven't played the game yet) and someone in the reblogs tagged it as #hetalia-coded, can the BG3 community explain?

#like he can also be described as theatre kid

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crow-stars · 3 months

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leona with childhood friend that he lost contact with and then met years later where they both changed and can just barely recognize each other once they meet again in the future when

#☪librarian.talk #i need to write this #but also i'm too preoccupied with funny dnd game #i dont like myself sometimes

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crow-stars · 3 months

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a kiss pls...

original image here!!

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crow-stars · 3 months

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i should take over the world

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crow-stars · 3 months

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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

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crow-stars · 3 months

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made more of these

#*ೃtwisted.collection #never stop making these #the absolute joy i get is unfathomable #(only if you want to; but know i love these)#i can feel leona's exasperation #and the idea of idia just doing shit like that to malleus over social media is perfect

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crow-stars · 4 months

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❝LET'S GO ICE SKATING❞

❦summary; ice skating can be such a fun time, though that may depend on whether you're new to the rink or have a bit of experience under your belt. ♪the characters in this story; diasomnia, malleus draconia, lilia vanrouge, sebek zigvolt, silver, gn!reader ✎word count; ~1,127 words ❀what do the ghosts say?; ambiguous, school trip to an ice skating rink, falling chatacters, first times on ice, mentions of climates in respective twst characters homeland, fun times ☛the author's notes; nothing to note... ☪look at the catalogue?

❛MALLEUS DRACONIA❜

❀ Malleus has probably never seen snow

❀ He’s probably read about wintertime and all the other activities that come with the season

❀ So when he’s invited (he had to get over the excitement of being invited ) to ice skating, Malleus is as curious as ever to see what ice skating is all about

❀ Malleus can get on the ice

❀ The answer is, can he move on the ice?

❀ Well...

❀ He tried to. Malleus really, really tried to ice skate

❀ And he got onto the ice too, with some help from you hopefully.

❀ He did spend a bit watching others get onto the ice, just to see how they did it

❀ So, when Malleus decides to take that first step to try and move along the ice, he’s surprised when he falls backwards and slams into the ground with a loud thump

❀ It’s honestly a bit of a shock, especially when Malleus doesn’t immediately get up

❀ Sebek is panicking and worrying if his master is alright and Lilia is check first, laugh later (but he’s certainly trying to hold back his laughter)

❀ Malleus is alright, if you could call the absolutely flabbergasted look on his face okay

❀ Malleus isn’t... happy about this. Not at all. And he’s pouting now, glaring at the sky

❀ “Why did I fall?” “You might’ve been leaning too far back.” “But why would that matter?” “Balancing.” “Oh :(”

❀ Malleus is obviously not happy with how events have transpired and also upset that he fell straight on his back

❀ Despite that, he really, really wants learn how to ice skate and the determination is there. So much so, that Malleus refuses to leave until he can skate along the ice properly

❀ And when he does, Malleus is insistent on holding your hand as he, shakily, skates round the rink “like I had read once in a book”

❛LILIA VANROUGE❜

❀ Please, please, make him put the skates on

❀ Lilia can definitely ice skate, I have no doubt about it

❀ But... the only problem is that he refuses to put ice skates on despite the risk of being cut.

❀ And the whole time Lilia is laughing and smiling about how it’ll be fine!

❀ Lilia, you keep almost getting your foot sliced open by another student’s skates

❀ Despite that, Lilia is still laughing and smiling about how much fun he’s having and how it’s been a while since he’s gone ice skating

❀ Watch out or he’ll still those old man stories while in the middle of the ice rink

❀ Where he should not be LILIA PEOPLE ARE SKATING LILIA

❀ Anyways

❀ Lilia would be more than happy to be able to teach you and anyone who asks how to ice skate

❀ Granted you can get past his advice that isn’t really advice (poor Sebek)

❀ Lilia can be a good teacher though

❀ He doesn’t do anything too grandiose, perhaps skating around backwards if he feels like it’ll be fun

❀ And, contrary to other student’s beliefs, he actually doesn’t bump into other students. Lilia’s pretty aware of his body and where everything is

❀ Could you imagine Lilia doing ice skating with his longer hair? Ehehe

❀ He’d definitely be a bit of a teasing person, perhaps skating by to poke and tickle at your sides

❀ How smooth would it be if Lilia just decides to sweep by and suddenly pick you up

❀ Lilia definitely wouldn’t mind going ice skating again, especially if he gets to go somewhere that allows him much more space

❛SILVER❜

❀ Safety hazard

❀ For both himself and everyone else around him, take him off the ice

❀ Silver has probably gone skating before. I’d like to think that Lilia took the effort to try and teach Silver how to ice skate

❀ Though, with his sleeping spells, it can get a bit risky and dangerous is he’s around others

❀ Silver definitely likes doing ice skating, but doesn’t want the trouble or risks that come with it

❀ He was quite fine with just watching by the sidelines and doing something else, like playing around in the snow or drinking some hot chocolate

❀ But no, this year, Silver will be able to ice skate

❀ Whether he likes it or not, you and Lilia will be dragging Silver onto the ice rink

❀ And he’s worried about falling asleep on the ice, but fear not! Lilia has an idea

❀ And that idea is to have one of you (read: only you) as Silver’s support!

❀ Even if Silver insists otherwise, Lilia insists that Silver should be able to have fun along with everyone else

❀ And so, even with Silver’s reservations, he begins skating around, though at a slower pace

❀ Encourage him to be faster, you’ll be there right behind him

❀ Now, Silver does fall asleep a couple times and has to be carted off to the side, but a quick lay in the snow should wake him up (Lilia did that he thought it would be funny)

❀ And while Silver does feel a bit bad about interrupting your time ice skating, assure him that there’s nothing wrong

❀ Eventually, thankfully, Silver does begin to enjoy himself, skating around the rink with graceful ease, a light smile curled on his lips

❀ Silver definitely enjoyed his day

❀ Though, perhaps a day inside with some hot cocoa would be better suited

❛SEBEK ZIGVOLT❜

❀ Sebek has never gone ice skating before

❀ And oh lord is he bad at it

❀ The first time Sebek got onto the ice, his legs immediately went cross leg and he almost slipped if not for grabbing onto someone nearby

❀ Of course, he immediately apologizes, cheeks red with blush

❀ Now Sebek’s embarrassed, voice raising as he asks why in the Seven this wasn’t as easy as he thought it out to be!

❀ It looked so simple, why must it be so complicated?!

❀ Sebek will be sure to voice his frustrations, grumbling and bemoaning about the difficulty of ice skating

❀ Ace asks him why he doesn’t just got off the ice if he hates it so much

❀ No. Sebek refuses to get off the ice

❀ Sebek refuses to get off the ice until he’s mastered ice skating

❀ Ace thinks it’s absolutely stupid and Deuce is being encouraging at least

❀ And so begins a whole day of Sebek tripping over his feet

❀ He trips, he falls, he stumbles, and he’s sure to have a couple bruises on his body by day’s end.

❀ Yet Sebek refuses to stop until he’s mastered ice skating

❀ The first time he managed to get more than two feet without falling, he made his celebration quite clear.

❀ And it’s the most adorable thing ever seeing Sebek’s eyes light up with absolute joy at his success

❀ Any opportunity after Sebek will want to improve on his ice skating

❀ So invite him out to ice skating again, Sebek won’t turn the opportunity down

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crow-stars · 4 months

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❝LET'S GO ICE SKATING❞

❦summary; ice skating can be such a fun time, though that may depend on whether you're new to the rink or have a bit of experience under your belt. ♪the characters in this story; ignihyde, idia shroud, ortho shroud, gn!reader ✎word count; ~494 words ❀what do the ghosts say?; ambiguous idia, school trip to an ice skating rink, falling chatacters, first times on ice, mentions of climates in respective twst characters homeland, fun times ☛the author's notes; continuing my failboy loser idia agenda. also not me totally forgetting about ortho's athletic gear until i was half done ☪look at the catalogue?

❛IDIA SHROUD❜

❀ Fail boy loser

❀ Look at him getting sunlight as he falls on his ass

❀ I will never not make fun of him

❀ We all know that Idia definitely didn’t want to be out in the cold, no less an ice rink

❀ He’s going to be complaining the whole time and refusing to get onto the ice because he knows he’s going to fall

❀ And he does

❀ Oh does Idia fall

❀ And it isn’t a swift death for him, oh no

❀ When Idia gets onto the ice (through Ortho’s urging), his legs are shaking and he’s desperately clinging onto the sides of the rink and whoever allows him to

❀ Well would you look at that!

❀ Idia got onto the ice!

❀ Maybe there’s hope for Idia to actually be able to ice skate—

❀ He slipped and fell on his back

❀ Oh dear.

❀ Okay, so Idia tried to get momentum and he fell and now he is refusing to get back onto the ice

❀ This boy has no balance, he is a shrimp. And now that he’s fallen and embarrassed himself, Idia is going to retreat back to the safety of his room

❀ Please comfort him or he’ll never leave his room again

❀ Idia will be rambling and raving about how otakus like him aren’t meant to be outside

❀ He’s going to probably sitting inside for the rest of the holiday season

❀ You should probably bring Idia some hot chocolate, that might make him feel better :)

❛ORTHO SHROUD❜

❀ Don’t let him on the ice

❀ He’s a safety hazard

❀ Also I’m pretty sure that you just shouldn’t let him out into the snow

❀ And Ortho’s not happy about that. Until he remembers that he has his athletic gear

❀ And when he remembers, ohohoho

❀ Ortho is absolutely excited. And, even though he doesn’t want to go out, Idia is definitely making Ortho a custom pair of skating (because in no way is Ortho getting borrowed ice skates that don’t fit the rest of the aesthetic)

❀ When the day comes, Ortho is practically as excited as a golden retriever puppy, talking about how he was excited to go ice skating

❀ I’d like to think that Ortho tried refraining from scanning any material related to ice skating so that he could get the full experience of being on ice for the first time

❀ And when Ortho gets on the ice, he stumbles a bit, but pleasantly surprised as well.

❀ He’ll definitely have to cling onto someone for a bit (not Idia), mostly like you until Ortho can really get a hold of it

❀ Ortho looks like a gleeful child, if the bright flickering flames of his mouthpiece say anything

❀ Honestly, the whole time, Ortho is just a little bundle of joy

❀ Like, he’s doing that little thing where Ortho is like “look at me!” and then he does a small little thing

❀ I just wanna think that this is the time where Ortho gets to act like a genuine kid

#✎icymi

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