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thesparringpanther · 1 year
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 11 months
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Domestic Bees pt. 2 - Pregnancy/Baby edition!
Yang: Blake, is there a reason there are five pregnancy tests on the bathroom counter?
Blake: I was worried about false positives or negatives.
Yang: *confusion* uhhh...
Blake: Yes, Weiss gave me the idea.
Yang: *clarity* Ah!
*absent-mindedly looks at the tests* How vibrant is the second line on these things usually?
Blake: What?!
Yang: Yeah, there's a faint second line on all of these.
Kali and Raven: *break through window* WHAT?!
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tequiilasunriise · 1 year
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Everyone who’s like, “Weiss seeing the Bees kiss and thinking, ‘oh i sureee hope this doesnt awaken smth in me ohh noooo’” are amazing 10/10 yall are genuinely funny as fuck but also are we just gonna completely forget that:
1. Weiss’ “about time” LIKE GIRLYPOP KNOWSSSS THE POWER OF ✨SAPPHICISM✨‼️‼️‼️ WINGMAN WEISS TRUTHERS STAY WINNING‼️‼️‼️
2. Weiss stayed with Saphron and Terra and watched these two happily married WIVES raising their OWN CHILD in DOMESTIC BLISS like the bees kissing was monumental behind the poverty of language but sure as hell not Weiss’ first exposure to gay media akfkwkfkwsm
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Anyways Bees stay winning and I hope they’re such insufferable flirts that Weiss gags at them <333
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thesparringpanther · 1 year
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Blake: Babe?
Yang: Shhhh
Blake: What are you doing?
Yang: I'm making holy water
Blake: How is that making holy water?
Yang: I'm boiling the hell out of it
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thesparringpanther · 2 years
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Yang, pouting: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline
Blake, shrugging: go ahead, I’ll see what I can do
Yang: tooth-hurty
Blake: when is the best time to go to the dentist?
Yang, sighing dreamily: you complete me
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