Doctor: There's a master key and a spare key for the TARDIS. River has both of them.
Master: When we asked, "What if you die, River? How will we get into the TARDIS?" She said, "If I'm dead, you all have been dead for weeks."
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heavens help me. i am falling more and more into the Doctor x Professor x Master bunny hole
the Professor is the Doctor's Melody, their hearts' beat her song. it is her essence that flows through them
so... what if...
the Professor is the Master's Song, the only one who manages to calm the drums in their head
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What I think the Doctors names would be if they had Twitter
1st Doctor- The Original
2nd Doctor- In love with a Scotsman
3rd Doctor- Best pilot ever (3 really isn’t tho and Jo, Brigadier and Sarah-Jane have all tried to get them to change the name to something else, 3 gives in and its Koscheis Lover, no one understands and weirdly the Master hates it)
4th Doctor- Scarves and Jelly Babies
5th Doctor- Father of the Queers
6th Doctor- Chaotic Doc
7th Doctor- your fav spoon musician
8th Doctor- Shoe enthusiast (barely post cause can’t login cause they keep on forgetting their password) (ps: if you get the jokes for 8s Username and why they don’t post often, marry me)
War Doctor- Doesn’t Have Twitter
9th Doctor- Bigears (Rose and Jack thought of this one)
10th Doctor- Pretty Boi (changed once they met River from Roses lover, Donna and Martha hack this account cause their password is Rose123, their new name is Spaceman)
11th Doctor- Bow Ties are Cool (later changed to Rivers Sweetie, then to Otter boi once they have their argument after Angels Take Manhattan, then finally back to Bow Ties are Cool after they meet Clara)
12th Doctor- Penguin with its Arse on Fire (didn’t originally have it but Bill made them get it, password is Clara, 12 forgets it sometimes)
13th Doctor- Polite Cat (we all know that this would just be cat memes, Yaz loves this account) and they have a second account called Gremlin (vlog of their life and messing stuff up in the Tardis, Yaz is unaware of this one but Dan and Ryan help 13 with it)
14th Doctor- new man, same teeth (or Skinny Man)
15th Doctor- Barbie Gurl (haven’t really thought of one yet but will update when I see them on screen, for now it will remain as this)
Please let me know if you want this Doctor Who as Twitter to continue as I quite enjoyed making these Names or all the Doctors, and I’m on the process of creating the Masters ones
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I think one of my favorite doctor who ships by far (other than thoschei and all its variations) is the thirteenth doctor x any one of the doctors' previous female companions/lovers. I'm thinking in more of a romantic sense (for example her and river together would be such a power duo) but also the image of donna running around after the doctor because her younger brother is now her sister and she's just as chaotic as before if not more so is hilarious to me
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Doctor: Did anyone see River? I am looking for her for twenty minutes now, and I can't find her.
Jack: You want me to go up to her room and see if she is dead or something?
Master: If she's resting we shouldn't disturb her, and if she's dead there's no point to it.
Doctor: Irrefutable logic, my dear.
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Shows/people I’ll write for! If it’s not in the list, I’d ask anyway
Criminal Minds
BBC Ghosts/the six idiots
Mathew Baynton^ (most any character he’s played)
The Last of Us
Spiderman
Star Wars/Pedro and Oscar
Stranger Things
Uncharted
Phantom of the Opera
Doctor Who (most of the doctors and maybe even some companions)
Ghost bc
Enola Holmes
Stormlight Archives (seriously, no one writes for this… so if you know a good one, please pass it over)
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