It's gotta be a record or something for how many times he's been hung upside down

I was wondering if you could do a miniso penguin reader being a delivery boy for all of hell (mostly hazbin)

I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND OMGGGG ITS SO CUTEEE🦆💗🦆 AND YES I WILL! THANK YOU MY GHOST

HAZBIN HOTEL X PENGUIN! READER

prompt: you deliver mail all over hell, but mostly to your favorite place!

Okay starters off….you definitely get petted by the sinners who walk by you. Like you are so adorable!

I headcannon that you have a magic barrier that activates when you are in danger. Like say for example, a sinner tried to stab and mug but a bubble appears around you as you quack and roll away.

But like…you are the most known person in hell. YOU COULD BE WALKING AND GIVING MAIL AND IMMEDIATELY- “Hey [reader]!”

Yeah you’re quite known🦆🔥

The overlords love you! Carmilla adores you as you help her move her things around with her supplies of angelic metal. And Alastor….he joked about eating you up because of how cute you are..you definitely hide behind carmilla as she glared at him.

Alastor said sorry as he buys you ice cream for scaring you. (Charlie made him do it after carmilla snitched on him)

The most place you love giving mail to is the hazbin hotel! You like it there as you always get greeted by the people there gently. Charlie would pet you as she gushes how cute you are and how you should’ve been an angel.

Husk just pokes at your chubby and cute body as you quack and rub your face in his leg. You are the size of a penguin so guess how small you are 😭💗

You and fat nuggets are best friends, dead ass you both speak animal to each other and just gossip… “quack…” “oink oink..” “QUACK?!” You yelled pointing to Alastor as fat nuggets nodded seriously. Angel tried to record it but he just couldn’t help but laugh

Lucifer loves you! Like at first he would just watch you around hell secretly as he didn’t want to scare you off too easy. But soon he felt over protective at how pure and nice you are to other sinners and hell born

I headcannon every time it’s extermination, you would be forced to be at the hotel as you bake cookies to past the time helping Charlie and the other feel less stress as the angels kill the sinners.  

“So like…do you lay eggs or somethin'?” Angel asked looking at the egg boiz under you as they are sound asleep. You just stay there like a mama penguin as you shrugged.

“[READER] I CHOSE YOU!” Vaggie yells as you waddle to a person and hug them in need. Its funny to imagine you being used a Pokémon who’s only attack is “HUG SURPRISE!”

I headcannon you to use a rolling attack. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, you are getting chased so you roll like a ball and BOWLING BALL THEY ASS! STRIKEEE‼️‼️

You have a room in the hotel, it’s just you don’t stay there often. But the other would loved if you stayed at the hotel with them as they find you lovely to around. Like imagine how cool it is to be tired from delivering mail all day just to go to the hotel and see your own room.

Immediately passing out in the soft bed😭🦆

I imagine you walking, more like waddling and the egg boiz just copy your waddling as they are still baby chickens in eggs.

Velvette definitely has you go to her section of the vee tower so you can wear those cute sailor boy outfits 😭 like imagine how cute that is….

Sir Pentious and nifty love you also as they find you adorable. The egg boiz love you, and nifty….she just finds you interesting how every sinner knows who you are and wants to be your best friend.

I can see you being sick and not coming to deliver mail to the hotel, and immediately you wake up sniffling as you waddle to your door to see a bunch of gift baskets as you quack surprised at all those candies and get better cards….man you are loved

can you please do 42!miles with a baddie like a Megan type vibe? SHE HAS A PINK JEEP

💗💗💗💗

— SHE A BADDIE

— pairing: e42!miles x fem!black!reader — genre: fluff — summary: what its like for 42 miles to date a reader with a "baddie like megan" vibe. — a/n : i felt like i was a lil lazy writing this, sorry ! can yall tell i got excited abt the jeep n the attitude part.. its litch what kept me writing this whole thing 😭 also, a car creeper is those lil things u slide under to fix the underside of ur car — a/n 2: changed the way i start writin a jus a lil, petition for head over heels 42 miles supremacy !! + this was so fun.. like i was writing this n i was like "lemme be this when i grow up" LMAOOO so ty for the request anonnn, mwah and enjoy !!

MILES FALLS IN LOVE with you every second. like, honestly, just do anything, he's wrapped around your finger.

maybe he'll try and hide it, but you make him fold 24/7. you dont even have to do nothing.

it's just something about your energy, the way you dont give a damn about nothing, he just loves it. y'all are like beast boy and raven.

"mama, you killin' me right now." "hm? did i do somethin'?" "i love you so, so much. i swear, you make me weak." "aww, hun, I love you more." "yeah, keep dreamin'. now, lemme love on you."

hype man, hype man, HYPE MANN

when I say if you want to do anything he's here for it, he's here for it.

you wanna get your hair done? he's at your service.

you wanna go to the mall? he's already throwing you the keys to your jeep.

you wanna get your nails done? show him your options (he always likes the french tips, esp this.)

"Y'know Miles, i think this set ain't looking too good no more.." "You wanna get new nails?" "Mhm, wanna help me pick?" "'Course I do, let's see em."

does not care what you wear, he's always gonna say you look gorgeous. plus, he can fight. but, he's always got his hands on your waist. always.

you're your own girl, he knows that. he spoils you, yes, but he'll always let you do your own thing.

he can't explain it, but when you refer to him as "my man", or your anything, really, it does something to his heart.

yk when latto goes "ty to my man"? yeah, that's you.

"My nails? Yeah, my man helped me pick 'em."

you have attitude. Miles doesn't mind, he's a "yes ma'am" kind of guy, but if it's to him, hes gonna shut you down.

a lot of the times, you won't care, and it won't end in an argument, becuase he's still shutting you down regardless.

"Miles, you lost your shit or sum." "Amor, drop that tone f'me, aight?"

you are a party animal, and Miles? He'll just be in the back, watching you do your thing with your friends. If you ask him to dance with you though, he will for sure.

Will he throw money on you? Yes, yes he will. (Not sexual btw !)

Your jeep. He has his own car, but he honestly loves yours the best.

He helped you decorate it, all pretty and pink

He will happily get in your jeep while you blast Megan or Rihanna because c'mon now, who wouldnt?

I'm insistent he's good with mechanics, so he'll tune your car whenever you need him to, bryson tiller or tory lanez playing while he does so. (i'm losing my shit rn.)

"Cariño, ¿puedes pasarme esa llave inglesa? It's to ya left." (Baby, can you pass me that wrench?)

he'd say, sliding out from the car creeper under the hood of your pink jeep, sliding back in after you passed him the tool.

and after about 15 minutes, he'd come back out, putting a dirty cloth over his shoulder, wiping the sweat from his forehead.

its a sight to see: white tank top, slightly stained with grime from fixing your car; his favorite gold chain glistened in the sun, adorned with beaded glints of sweat from his neck.

"Aight, i think she's good, you can start her up if you wanna." "Yay! thank you for fixing my car, baby, I love youu."

you'd squeal, wrapping your arms around his neck to plant a kiss on his cheek, your pink tinted lip gloss staining his face.

"Ain't no problem princesa, I love you too."

© all444miles 2023. do not plagerize, copy, or repost my work in any way shape or form, without my permission.

likes, reblogs, comments and asks are always appreciated !

Some predictions for the next 4 episodes of total drama season 2 bc they're coming out tmr

//SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2

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-This person on YouTube (Dawnsbubble) had a pretty neat prediction abt Raj and Bowie (and Wayne) being driven apart by the cheating, and Bowie gets voted out either by blame or by sacrifice I think it's cool

-I have like ZERO idea what's going on with the Ripaxel plot or how they're going to deal with it, I just hope it isn't cringe as balls 🙏

-Axel talking to team skunk butt: "DONT VOTE OFF MY BF 😡"

-The rest of the team: "oh shit ok" *continues fighting abt the whole cheating thing*

-speaking of Ripper, now that he has his girl, can he pls be more involved with his team. My guy has no idea that his entire team has been cheating 😭 I still hope he actually acts like a better person to his teammates bc of his ongoing character arc

-MK and Julia double elimination I can smell it, they might make it to merge first tho

-Damien starts his heroic arc, maybe winning a challenge for his team and overcoming his fears to either save his teammates or win the challenge

-animal related challenge??

-episode 5 is definitely an ice related episode so more Wayne and Raj screen time!!!

-Scary Girl BETTER come back and do creepy shit 😭 somethin like feral Zeke me thinks

-I'm so delusional I want Scary and Chase to have an aftermath show 🙏 I know that isn't happening but PLEAASEEE

-MK and Julia get together for reals!! They have to be gfs jm sobbing

-kinda want a campers cooking challenge at some point

-swimsuit episode 🤞

WELCOME TO MY BLOG AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WOW. this is my first actual post EVER!!!! (woo woo)

thanks for stopping by my dumpster trash fire of a tumblr account where i lgbtq and dab everyday 😎😎😎😎, i have NO clue what i wanna do with this account, but i guess it's cool to have or something??? I DUNNO, but like, i'm here and there's nuffin you can do about it, BUSTER.

but yeah, welcome to my account wooooo, feel free to shoot me a message or somethin, my door is always open, unless i hate you, then i'm slamming the door in your face cuz no lameos are allowed here 😎 (i have no clue what im typing or why im doing this lol please don't read this ashghsaghasg)

things i like (because you REALLY need to know this):

constellations

ya fatha

digital art RULES

that one monster that lives in my room (me)

invader zim 👽

night in the woods !!!!

gaming (momma didn't raise no CASUAL) (im so sorry)

cool stuff

cartoons & animation

unhealthy obsession

long bulletion points

punk and stuff (im so incredibly cultured)

gay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

other things i dk

those camo cargo panrs (whenever i see someone wearing them i am WEEEAK 😩😩)

Q and A (fghdsigsdjgigdsjgsdg)

favorite color??????????? orange and black and green and all the resta them

will you be my sugar baby/ ?? revive all of the dead projects i was looking forward to and i'll consider it

hi i know you!!! whya re you here how did you get here

are you cool yes (no)😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

do you miss them

so anyway yeah that's ME

thank you for reading all of this to whoever happens to stumble across my little trash oasis lol, im currently waving to my billions upon billions of tumblr followers (the entire 0 of them), i'm gonna try to keep this short since i really don't wanna force anyone to read all of my garbage lol, welcome to mah tumblr, hope you all are doing okay!!! bye bye!!!! goodnight!!!!

punchs 20 billion walls

OKAY FOLLOW UP TO THIS POST: https://at.tumblr.com/kachowthunder/theres-a-lot-of-respect-for-lynda-in-the-weathers/fkqn2kzbywbd the whole proposal idea has me thinking- CAL WOULD BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO WOULD PROPOSE AND HAVE THIS BIG SPEECH HE MADE LIKE WEEKS IN ADVANCE WITH HELP FROM THE WHOLE FAMILY- TEX WAS EVEN IN ON THIS- AND THEN FORGET EVERYTHING HE WROTE DOWN THE MOMENT HE SEES YOU STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE'S DOWN ON HIS KNEE. MAN FREEZES. HE'S IN SHOCK. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OR DO. SO HE BABBLES A LITTLE, TRYING TO REGAIN HIS THOUGHTS BUT EVERYTHING IS GOING BLANK AND HE THINKS HE FUCKED IT UP. BUT LIKE- BOBBY AND LIGHTING ARE LITTLE NOSEY PEOPLE AND DEF CAME ALONG WITH CAL BUT SECRETLY. LIKE, THEY'RE HIDING IN THE BUSHES TYPE OF DEAL. THEY'RE WATCHING AND SEEING HIM FUCK UP AND JUST- BOTH WONDERING HOW THEY CAN SAVE THIS. IT'S A STATE OF PANIC, IT'S A STATE OF EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG WHAT CAN WE DO. BUT- BUT BUT. AS SOON AS ONE OF THEM WERE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING. CAL BEGAN TALKING. AND HE BEGAN JUST RAMBLING ON ABOUT RANDOM THINGS HE LOVED ABOUT HIS S/O AND HOW THEY MADE HIM SO HAPPY AND HOW HE WOULD BE THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD IF THEY MARRIED HIM. AND LIKE- THEY WERE SHOCKED B/C HE WENT COMPLETELY OFF SCRIPT BUT SO PROUD AT THE SAME TIME. DEF TEXTED LIKE STRIP, LYNDA, AND TEX TO KEEP THEM UPDATED. CAL PROBABLY SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS: " I- uh... I'm.. sorry. I don't.. know how to do this. " Cal looked off to the side, nervous. It was visible in his eyes, in his rigid poster and his lightly trembling hands; hands in which were soon cupped over by the hands of the person standing in front of him. The person that he knew with all his heart that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. He tried swallowing down his nerves, trying to go on for them. They deserved better than this.. and he needed to give them better. " Hun, I.. " He took a quick pause, trying to gather his words. You were being so patient with him, and he was so thankful for that. " I love you so'very'much.. I can't even describe it in words. You're the first thing I think'of when I wake up and my last thoughts when I go'to bed. When I have you by my side I feel like I can do everythin' and anythin' all at once without fear of judgement'or'failure. You.. make me a better man that I was before, and.. you make me feel like there's somethin' worth fightin' for in life. I.. I honestly had a whole speech prepared'an'ready, but I.. kind'of forgot it all when I saw your face. You just.. put a spell on'me that I don't understand but- not like, in a bad way. You just-..... I just don't know what words are right to'say right now.. and I don't think any words are right for a moment like this. " Cal paused, having to breath out shakily for a moment. He could feel your gentle glaze on him, listening to him like he was the only thing in the universe.. but he didn't expect to see you crying a little when he looked up. It shocked him a little, and he kind of felt bad.. " I.. no- don't cry. I'just.. I just wanted to ask you to marry me- " HE WAS SUCH A NERVOUS BOY THROUGHOUT IT ALL-

THIS- THIS HAS ME GIGGLING SO MUCH OMG THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN😭 POOR CAL. THE MAN DOESNT HAVE A SINGLE ROMANTIC PART IN HIS WHOLE BODY BUT MY GOD HE TRIES HIS BEST. THE “don’t cry I just wanted to ask if I can marry you” IS SINGLE HANDEDLY THE MOST CAL THING EVER

I CAN JUST IMAGINE WHEN LIGHTNING OR BOBBY TEXTS TEX, LYNDA AND STRIP ABOUT HOW CAL NEARLY FUCKED UP HIS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, TEX NUDGES STRIP AND SAYS “You two have more in common than I thought”. IN THE FUTURE THEY WILL ALL LAUGH ABOUT IT BUT MAN POOR CAL WOULD BE AS BRIGHT AS A TOMATO WHEN THE REST FIND OUT HOW BAD IT WENT.

omg I just had a thought, what if Cal’s s/o has never been on a ranch before? What if the s/o is from a huge city and has never really seen what a genuine southern ranch looks like? What if the s/o is terrified of large animals like cows and horses? And what if Cal and the rest of the weathers (plus Tex) help them overcome their fears of them?😭

CRIES AND SOBS I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND IT I FORGOT TO INSERT SOMETHIN IM SORRY FOR ANOTHER ASK 💀

I meant to put MC’s friend having MC themselves do it, with Krow in the room

How would he react to that 😭 but if anyone animated Krow to it I would 100% watch it

Whoops. As someone who has accidentally published answers and posts on this blog too early more than once and had to go back and fiddle with the format and edit in tags. Mood.

OKAY.

To this he'd be confused because... Krow doesn't know memes. He'd just be completely and utterly baffled. "W-what are you d-doing??" he'd ask. Then you show him the video. Then Krow has more questions than he has answers. "What is this? W-why is t-this a thing? B-but there's no cat...?"

Lil skrunkly didn't grow up with the internet nor does he do much with it in his current life so give him a break. 😭

⟬ meme / @sinfvlwishs ⟭

✘ "mammon, do ... do you really think i'm just a good-for-nothing, gross, socially awkward shut-in otaku...? 'cause i've been thinking ... what if i really am just useless ...?" ( from levi 😭 )

He could have gotten annoyed and snapped at his brother like he had on a small handful of occasions, but now wasn't the time for that. Leviathan needed honesty, and Mammon had plenty to spare.

"Alright, first — ya are a socially awkward, shut-in otaku. Ya like anime and games and all'a that stuff, and ya feel more comfortable bein' inside. Those three things are just facts, ain't no point in gettin' worked up over that. But ya ain't gross, and ya ain't a good-for-nothing."

A hand moved to ruffle at his younger brother's hair, but it put a wrinkle in Mammon's nose.

"Okay, sure, ya might need a shower, but that can be fixed. Ain't a big deal." Both hands squeezed at Leviathan's shoulders now and gave them a firm shake. "Ya ain't useless, dude. How many times have ya made us laugh, huh? All'a those memes ya said us, sometimes that's exactly the amount of cheerin' up we need. And when we wanna veg-out and just chill for a while, ya've always got somethin' for us t'watch or a game for us t'play."

Mammon balled up a fist and bumped the knuckles against his brother's chest. "Ya do a lot for us. Ya keep us sane, ya make us have fun when we forget to. I don't see how that's useless." ( mammon 6 / 10 )

aquarius. be honest, i’m not too worried 😈

I FUCKING HATE AQUARIUS, i can say this cus im moon aquarius and those fucks caused me half my pain and embarrassment. It's all me of course but still i hate them. Aquarius, i feel like lowkey bad for tho cus they were probably the kids who had some of the most embarrassing stages ever. Idk why, maybe cus they're so 'weird' and aquarius love being 'different',, which CAN lead to them being super cool but omg as a kid that 'im not LIKE other xx' mentality can be SO embarrassing like. Someone just needs to tell some aquariuses that being different isn't all that. Like I know it's their personality but STILL there's like a TIME and a PLACE. i just know for me personally.. wanting to be different while the leo wanted to be special was a..... combination. As a kid. I was other kids' worst nightmares and im not proud 😭 i made friends with all the people i did dirty later n apologized but if they still secretly hate me , i DO NOT blame them. Some probably made a movie where i inspired the bully character bro i was bad

So yea i lowkey hate aquarius mainly cus i just hate myself but hate taking the blame so i push it on other things i think are responsible. So I don't REALLY hate aquarius, it's just easy for me to get in that mindset. I actually love aquarius and have a lot of aquarius friends. Having aquarius friends is the best thing ever to have with an aquarius. They will be the most unique friends ever, every experience you have with them is fun. When an aquarius is comfortable with you? Yessir! You know you got it good! They seem sweet at the beginning but you get to know em n it's hilarious. They ALWAYS got somethin interesting! Always saying curveballs. Worst thing for an aquarius to do is get stuck in the quirky mindset tho. Cus yeah they ARE different n i appreciate that a LOT! they are a breath of fresh air from humans! They are little aliens n i love them! But my god can they be annoying with being a little alien. Like you wanna CELEBRATE their differences, but an aquarius who gets STUCK in it can be utterly insufferable and turn all their unique traits sour to a person. Like bro we GET IT you're not LIKE other anime fans because you READ THE MANGA omg bro my mind? Blown. they CAN get annoying like that, but when they're not, they're the best. When they ARE tho... they can be the WORST

N IM NOT SAYIN THIS TO FORCE EM INTO 'CONVERSION' OR WHATEVER, an aquarius HATES that. Just be careful with getting a big head! Everyone should be! No one likes a braggart! Especially a MENTAL one, which an aquarius CAN be because they're so smart and independent ! Very mental! Mental superiority can be super hard to recognize n fix! N combat!!

LIKE an aquarius can think super mean things as long as they don't SAY em. You can tell they're thinkin things n they can be petty in action, but as long as it's kept low its FINE. But an aquarius who LOVES being 'different' will say or do some of the meanest shit ever because they're just 'different' like that. That's 'who they are' or whatever. BUT DON'T ! LIKE! DON'T! you'll REGRET it. Just flourish with your different talents, utilize them instead of bragging about them! THEN you'll have something to actually TALK about without coming across as an asshole! Just my advice idk tho, it's helping me but it might not always apply to others so take what you will!

Just sayin tho, i was camping with an aquarius friend n we got attacked by GEESE! like a BUNCH of GEESE. AND I RUSHED HIM INTO THE TENT N CLOSED THE ZIPPER. THE GEESE RAN TO THE TENT AND STARTED LIKE!!! gOOSE NIPPING AT THE TENT COVER! IT WAS TERRIFYING! YOU COULD SEE THEIR BEAK SHADOWS AS THEY BIT THE TENT! THERE WERE SO MANY! n idk i just started swinging on them through the inside of the tent 😭 LIKE ANYTIME I SAW A BEAK SHADOW, I PUNCHED. I JUST STARTED PUNCHING THEM. and my AQUARIUS friend was just SITTING THERE arms CROSSED goin '😡 this is animal cruelty, ted.' lIKE BITCH I FUCKIN KNOW???? THATS WHY IM DOING IT. IM BEING CRUEL TO THEM TO MAKE THEM STOP.' LIKE WE DONT NEED TO BE DISCUSSIN STEVE IRWIN RN WHEN I AM TRYING TO SAVE OUR FUCKIN LIVES !!!!!!

but yeah he's great tho, we're still friends. I laugh abt that story all the time with him. I hit a goose with a water can. And I DO feel bad for animal crueltilizing those GEESE but! GEESE DONT PLAY!!!! SO I HAD TO NOT PLAY! IT WAS AN ACT OF SURVIVAL! I DIDNT JUST RANDOMLY WALK UP TO A GOOSE CHILLIN N PUNCHED IT !!!!! I WOULD NEVER ‼️‼️ I LOVE GEESE!!! BABY GEESE! i probably punched a few mothers n i apologize but ! We keep it pushing 😎

BUT YEAH THEY CAN BE SUPER GREAT OR SUPER 'bruh.' It's similar to a lot of people, they have they ups n downs! Don't get too caught up in it! An aquarius tho, they'll LISTEN. That's a REALLY good quality. N some people will SAY they're great listeners, but an aquarius will actually MEAN it. They're GREAT listeners! They don't ALWAYS remember things, but they'll have an idea of what you've said to them n they'll bring it up to you cus they know you care about it!!! Theyre caring like that! They like to hear people talk about what THEY like! GENUINELY!! it's super nice

hi!! i hope i’m not too late, if so please ignore this, but i was wondering if i could get general comforting letter/message from lester or vincent? i have to put my childhood dog down soon and i’d love to have something from the boys to help calm me down. for the name, i’d love it if you could use sweetpea for lester’s or my love for vincent’s ��� thank you so much ♡ ♡

I lost one of my kitties recently so I totally empathise and I'm so sorry that you're having to go through this with your dog.😭💔 I'm here if you want to vent or anything and I hope that this offers you the comfort you need. Lots of love to you!💗

TW; animal death, pet death, death.

Hey, Sweetpea.

Di'n't know how to say any of this wit'out upsetting y'more, so I figured a note would do the job, yep. Momma always used to leave notes for daddy, though I'on know if he ever replied to 'em. But tha's not the point.

M'real sorry to hear about yer dog, hon. Ain't easy to go through a loss; even knowin' that there's time to say goodbye don't help none. I 'member when momma passed; was so sudden. She was there in the mornin' and when I got home, she was gone. Bo was oddly quiet that day, I almost took him for Vincent 'til I saw his face when he turned 'round to look at me. Somethin' never seemed right about that day... but anyway!

This ain't about me. It's about you. M'so sorry, sweetpea. I see death every day on th'roads an' I put more'n a few outta' their misery 'cuz what hit 'em di'n't finish 'em off, an' it never gets any easier. S'okay to feel and t'cry, darlin', I'd never think less o'ya' for it. In fact, I think you're strong. Brave, even, to face this head on knowin' it's coming and staying 'round wit' your dog 'til the end. I know they 'ppreciate it; spend as much time wit' 'em as y'can, s'all I can really say.

Your dog ain't alone an' neither are you, sweetpea, 'cuz y'got me.

Sit tight for me, hon. M'comin' home t'you; these roads ain't done jus' yet but they can wait. But my sweetpea can't and tha's all I give a shit about.

Yours, Lester.

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As Vincent is non-verbal, I have taken the creative decision to have him write without an accent and in a slightly poetic manner which is similar to how I write. I hope this is okay.

My love,

The bitter bouquet of death is a fresh one in this town; it lingers in everything I and my brothers do. We control much of it, as you know, but this... this is something we can't do anything about. I never learned much medical knowledge from my daddy, just what I could find in those dusty tomes which Bo never got rid of for some reason (I say sentimental value and so does Lester, but we don't tell him that; the fire in him wouldn't be put out for hours if we did), but even if I had picked up his skills, there still wouldn't be anything I could do to help your dog and I'm truly so sorry.

My brothers and I have a very strange relationship amongst ourselves but especially when it comes to death; it doesn't bother us all that much unless it concerns those we love. Our inner circle has been impenetrable our whole lives and we opened ranks just long enough to let you in, and it's the best thing we've ever fucking done, other than putting a bullet or five in daddy's head. I will be here beside you through it all, my love, and though I know not if this is any comfort to you, I will leave you with this:

You may not have gotten to spend your entire life with your childhood dog in the way I know you most want to, but your dog has spent their entire life with you, which is what they want. Please do not leave them in this time; they need you now more than ever. I cannot imagine you doing so; your capacity for love is blinding. Be brave, my love, I know you know how. If grief is the price of love, then I will help you to foot the bill.

Yours always,

Vincent.

happy 40 followers my love 🎉🎊🪅 !!! i would like to request a lil somethin for ur matchup event!

pronouns: she/her

name: elle

personality: hufflepuff (hogwarts house) , enfp (personality type)

i’m a very bubbly and energetic persons, while also being a complete introvert at the same time. for example, during orientation week for school i talked to any and EVERYbody all the time. if just go up to random people and say hi. but at the same time, there was a class last semester that i didn’t speak in at all and i could go entire days without saying a word to anyone. it really depends on my mood. but when i’m in a good one i’m just really funn, upbeat, i love to tease people it’s how i show i cafe fr.

gender preference: men

appearance: (i’ll just send u a different ask w a picture of me <3)

likes: food, literally the way to my heart. GOOD music. anime obviously. books. art. hiking. kiddos (like babysitting). people who match my humor. kindness. LOYALTY

dislikes: rain. fish 🤢🤮. people who can’t read the room. spiders get that shit away from me. halloween.

hobbies: i’ve been a dancer since i was five years old, and i’ve loved writing since i was like … 8 ish. but that’s basically all that i do, dance, write and watch anime 😭 hella boring but whatever 💀

have a great day love !!

YOU GOT JEAN KIRSCHTEIN

Personality: He is an ESTJ, while you are an ENFP, so both of you have a lot of energy to give to each other or even to share (low key crackhead energy)

➶︎ Teasing is his thing as well, so you guys will make it a competition, of who will tease who the most, and which one of you is going to give in first

He would make fun of you for reading books, saying that you are a nerd, but deep inside, he wants to read that book too

➶︎At three am, he would bring you some food, wether from MCDonald's, KFC, Wendy's or even In n out.

Both of you party together a lot, when ever there's a party, oop you're both there, often you guys are the life of it

➶︎When you are feeling socially drained (which you have the complete right to be), he would give you some space if you need it, or if you ask him to be there with you, he would stay at home and cuddle

Small scenario:

You were baby sitting your friend's nine year old son, at your apartment. He was making a mess, running around, dropping some cheese cracker on the floor, jumping on the couch and opening the drawers. You were overwhelmed by this amount of childishness, so you called your trustee boyfriend to the rescue (little did you know he too was going to cause problems)

Once Jean arrived, he made sure the kid stopped his acts and disciplined him, he gave him a few crayons and a color book, and left the living room to join you in your bedroom.

"So, now that I'm done, do you wanna, you know ¬‿¬" He asked smugly

"Jean, I swear, I'm going to hit you, we have a fucking nine hear old at home, we don't want to be the cause of a conversation I don't want to aboard with a child, leave that to his parents"

"But pleasee" He pouted

"No" and with that you left the room to go make dinner

Large arms wrapped themselves around your waist and you felt a little kiss on your cheek, if you didn't know what Jean was up to, you would have given in immediately.

"Kirschtien, either you kiss my cheek with no ulterior motive, or you don't at all"

"What do you mean, I'm completely harmless"

"Boy, tsk, whatchu on to"

"Nothing I promise"

A song I would give you two:

I hope you liked ittt, and gurl, you ain't boring at all, nuh uh, i would love to be your friend <3 If you wanna request anything else feel free to do soo

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MASTERLIST

"🎧" (one for each!)

Put under a readmore bc this got real long lmao

Scout

Black Mambo - Glass Animals. The whole song's about a sloth and a mole playin dominoes. I love the whole vibe of it, to be honest, sounds like somethin shifty is goin on, but my fav lines are the chorus,

Slow down, it's a science He's been waiting to bring you down Snake eyed with a sly smile He can hold you and shake you dry

Really sounds to me like someone's tryna calm their nerves against their opponent, which I love to think of Scout in that context since I reckon in most games when he's against someone who's not as experienced it'd definitely be kinda nerve-wracking for them. Or at least, he'd play it to make them feel like that. But I also love the lines,

"Wanna play cheat now?" says the sloth A domino flush to his nose Tickle that cheek and take your throne Pump your veins with gushing gold

Also sounds like something Scout would do, someone already unsure about going up against him and then he tosses out accusations of cheating, then goading them into continuing with promises of victory. Things like that are really just a game to him, but definitely not in the way of 'just a card game.'

Ex's & Oh's - Elle King. Cause I really couldn't pick one song for him lmfao, my excuse is I already picked a Glass Animals song for him the last time I did this.

I love this song for him so much bc he's absolutely a heartbreaker. Simple as that. Plus I love the song :3

Atlas

Guillotine - Jon Bellion. This song is so sweet I think it fits him perfectly, the whole theme of being there for each other to lean on and trusting each other. I like the line,

There's bones in my closet, but you hang stuff anyway

To me it's like, yeah we've done some stuff we're not proud of, we have regrets, but it's okay, we can still trust each other, we can talk about it and live despite it. God this one is so nice compared to Scout's dfgfds Atlas ily

Sika

Ease Up Kid (Demo) - Hippo Campus. Even if it's just a demo, I like this song for him, especially as he gets more experienced and older as a Guardian.

Ease up, kid, don't you worry, you'll be fine Simple worries have got you, it's alright Things will change with the seasons, until that time Be a man, be a brother, you'll be fine

Sika is real bad for getting hung up on smaller things, and I think having someone tell him things are alright every now and again would be great reassurance in both him and the world around him. (Also the last line makes me think of Juni, Isi and Ari and I'm 😭)

Half of me is trying not to want What I want is something I forgot

He's almost similar to Atlas in that he's not a fan of asking for much in return in any relationships. It's not that he thinks he doesn't deserve it or anything, he's just pretty content on his own, but that doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate attention or affection or whatever else.

Lynx

Running with the Wolves - AURORA. Honestly there's not a whole lot I can say about this aside from it just really fits her: the whole aesthetic of being alongside nature, alone, running free, y'know. Funnily enough, Wolf was also a consideration for her name. Now just waiting for a Young Wolf or just someone called Wolf to meet her and deliver the stupid pickup line 'can i be the wolf to ur lynx' I hate but I think she'd love dsfsda

Ari

Born Ready - Zayde Wølf. TBH SAME SITUATION AS LYNX. This song just fits her, such a full of confidence, 'I'm great and I know it' type of song. Most Zayde Wølf songs fit her for the same reason ngl, Scout as well (HUSTLER IS SUCH A SCOUT SONG. felix shut up this is abt ari not scout). But yeah this whole song just works for her.

But here's a bonus song for her bc she loves this song herself: I Don't Like You - The Wrecks.

Sam

It's All So Incredibly Loud - Glass Animals. Another Glass Animals song. Can you tell I like them. But anyway, every time I listen to this, I just think of them and their Ghost, or them and anyone they've lost. Idk why it's always them in particular, but it is, and it really pretty perfectly illustrates how they felt in a lot of those moments.

Here's another bonus bc I can't end this on a sad note: I Don't Wanna Dance - COIN. They'd be totally lost if someone asked em to dance but I mean. maybe they'd try if it was someone they liked enough 🤔

We stayed for about 5 days and I'm so happy that grandpa is fine and will be discharged from the hospital 🥺 I felt nostalgic during our stay because we have childhood memories there 😭💖 (my family lives in a compound home with 5 houses in total and basically, we share the same property somethin' like that so it's easy to visit my cousins and grandparents 🥺🥺💖💖) -🤡👀

I do consider skipping school to study japanese instead so I can watch anime without subtitles skdjdjfks 😫 but then again, school starts in a month and I'm already stressed just by thinking about it 😫 but what keeps me going are our haikyuu boys, my family, and of course, YOU 💖💖💖 It feels amazing to know that someone believes in you and that's enough to make me inspired 🥺 please stay safe, stay healthy and stay beautiful, Eve-chan! 💖💖 I LOVE YOU!! 🥺💖🥺💖 -🤡👀

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I’m so happy to hear that!! I’m glad that he is okay 🥺 I hope that he got some nice food in the hospital during his stay, I often hear people complaining about bad food there- and I’m sure that it must be a relief to all of you that he is home again 🥺

Ohh, I also get nostalgic when I‘m at my grandparents place 🥺 childhood flashbacks and all that- Ahhh I’m getting nostalgic too rn 😫 good old times 💖 hope you‘ll get the chance to visit them a lot in the future!! 💖 and also that your grandpa stays healthy!!

OHH LEARNING JAPANESE- let me join you ✊🏻💖 ufff- i also have one more month till Uni starts again, and I‘m not ready 😫 but I‘m sure you‘ll do well! 💖 I know you will 💖 don‘t worry too much about it!!

AND PLS DON‘T MAKE ME CRY- THAT‘S ILLEGAL HERE OMG- YOU KNOW THAT I ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOU, AND THAT I‘LL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU, NO MATTER WHAT 🥺🥺💖💖 like- period. That’s the whole thing- I‘m always here for you 🥺💖

But damn yes- the Haikyuu boys also keep me going 🥺 BLESS THEM. AND BLESS YOU- YOU‘RE THE CUTEST LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL OMG- AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 🥺💖 I’m so happy that we met each other- pls NEVER CHANGE!! 💖💖 YOU‘RE AMAZING AND ONE OF THE KINDEST PEOPLE I‘VE EVER SEEN- just take my love and a hug 🥺💖

LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH!! 💖💖

(friend anon) No, no, you were very helpful!! Probably the most helpful response so far! (I've consulted lots of websites for this bc I'm so scared tbrbrbrb) Just, mm, do you perhaps have any ideas on like, what exactly to say or something along those lines?? Or like, a guider or something? Just because I have Autism and I find it rly hard to put stuff into words sometimes. 😭 I've been thinking about this for weeks now and it's been wrecking my head!! I feel like such a creep at this stage lmao

“Aww, sweetie, you got no reason to be feelin’ like a creep! I know it can be easy to feel that way when things are awkward between you n’ somebody else—believe me, I know that feelin’ firsthand a lot better n’ I wish I did— but wantin’ to reconnect with your friend n’ havin’ trouble with it don’t make you creepy, okay? You wouldn’t think they were a creep if y’alls roles were flipped n’ they were the ones who were worryin’ themselves sick wantin’ to get things back to the way they were, would ya? Don’t be so hard on yourself! Chances are that they miss you too n’ might be strugglin’ just as much to try n’ find the right things to say to you too!”

“As far as what exactly to say goes, I can give y’all a few jumpin’ off points to get y’all started, hopefully get a real easy n’ light kinda conversation started up, but I might not necessarily be able to give y’all much beyond that since I don’t know the details on how y’all connected in the first place or nothin’ like that.

You might start off by sayin’ somethin’ like one o’ these—

“Hello, my friend! I was thinkin’ about you earlier n’ was hopin’ you were doin’ well! If y’ain’t too busy later, would y’all wanna watch a movie online together or play a game or somethin’? I’ve been missin’ hangin’ out with you n’ I’d like to get back to it!”

“Heya, it’s so nice to get to talk to ya again! I’ve been dyin’ to talk to y’all about [mutual interest, could be a game or a movie or an anime or a cartoon or whatever y’all both like] again! I found this really cool [fanfic, piece of art, AU content] the other day and I wanted to share it with y’all cause I thought you’d like it!”

“Gosh, I’ve been missin’ ya! Have y’all been up to anything fun lately? If you’ve got the time, I’d love to catch up n’ hear what’s been goin’ on with you lately! Seen any good movies/ watched any good shows/ tried any new restaurants/ played any new games/ gotten into any new hobbies?”

It’s perfectly fine to let ‘me know that you’ve missed havin’ ‘em to talk to— friends like hearin’ that they have enough of a presence with the people they care about to be missed! Get ‘em talkin’ about somethin’ they’re into and the conversation’s got a good chance of goin’ on for a while n’ bein’ easy to keep goin’ if y’all talk about somethin’ you’re both fond of.

Try not to be discouraged if you two ain’t quite back to as comfortable as y’all were before after just one conversation, okay? Could very be that they’re feelin’ a lot more shy than they were on that day y’all were gettin’ along so well. After all, it’s fair to say you ain’t feelin’ so confident in your ability to talk to ‘em right now, and they could very well be goin’ through the same thing.

If I can offer any more guidance than that, feel free to ask me, my dear! I hope all goes well with you and your friend!”

hq is really comforting in a way and i love rewatching & reading it !

and yes it is possible to order online but the delivery often costs more than the manga itself so i’d rather just wait till their in stock at stores 😭

they do have some series in my native language but none of the ones i’m looking for, ahh it’s really difficult but i’ll manage somehow.

& wow that’s so convenient to be able to build your own bookcases ! maybe i should give building a go sometime.

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oh my god, reading and watching hq is one of the only things that pulled me through the pandemic shutdown AND getting into writing fic 🥺 i’ve never gotten more into any manga/anime ever before. it’s so amazing

UGHHH i’m so sorry it’s so difficult to get the books you like, i would literally hand deliver em if i could!! 💕 you deserve all the things you love.

AND YES!! i’m the happiest when being handy. it’s def somethin i pride myself on