How are you vegan but also a bad cook!? Make it make sense?! How do you burn, greens, beans. Tomatoes and carrots?! In the same pot with Vegetable stock!?

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Sergio Perez, I am in your walls

I have the headcanon that after breaking up with you-know-who Wednesday figured out she was a lesbian (an acearospec autistic one if you ask me), started dating Enid and moved their beds towards the center of their bedroom so they can cuddle together (she secretly enjoys it) without her being affected by the colors. So I sketched it

Your honor, I love them so much

Uuhmm, how about;

I just need you all to know that this is queerphobia against ME PERSONALLY. How am I supposed to take my favorite old man('s corpse) on a trip to the city in these conditions!!!!

The theme of Greek Mythology:

Fuck you, fuck your family, and fuck the cow. And everything else, but especially the cow.

Volo acts like he knows everything, yet he couldn't figure out how to talk himself out of a goblin cage.

Which 1.Do you know how dumb goblins are?!?

And

2. HE'S A BARD, TALKING HIMSELF OUT OF SITUATIONS IS PART OF HIS SKILL SET.

He probably could have done a quick "What's that over there?!?" right before he got into the cage and booked it. He obviously already had the invisibility potion at the ready.

The man's entire life is just rolling ones and pretending to be confident.

they CANCELLED my gay pirate show???????

I can work this into any conversation

saying that mint chip is frozen toothpaste leads me to believe you have either never brushed your teeth or have never had mint chip. (joke) (lighthearted) (reference) (your choices and beliefs are valid) (and also have no affect on me) (do what you want) (if you want to say that mint chip is frozen toothpaste you're categorically incorrect but you can definitely do that) (have a nice day)

US @ U!!! >:p

WHAT U STILL USING KID'S CREST OR SOMETHING? MINT CHIP IS JUST TOOTHPASTE IN A TUB!!!

i hate ogata the way vasily hates ogata

i was gonna complain abt a minor misfortune i experienced today but it literally sounds like a mad lib of things a white yuppie would say

First I get into my first ever car accident and total my mom’s car, now my childhood hero; the man whose music kept me and my mother from un-aliving ourselves - ours himself as a FUCKING TRANSPHOBE!

I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU ALICE COOPER HOW DARE YOU

Do I have to wait for season 2 to see Kim using his couple guitar pick or...?

Dykette by Jenny Fran Davis

goodreads

Sasha and Jesse are professionally creative, erotically adventurous, and passionately dysfunctional twentysomethings making a life together in Brooklyn. When a pair of older, richer lesbians—prominent news host Jules Todd and her psychotherapist partner, Miranda—invites Sasha and Jesse to their country home for the holidays, they’re quick to accept. Even if the trip includes a third couple—Jesse’s best friend, Lou, and their cool-girl flame, Darcy—whose It-queer clout Sasha ridicules yet desperately wants.

As the late December afternoons blur together in a haze of debaucherous homecooked feasts and sweaty sauna confessions, so too do the guests’ secret and shifting motivations. When Jesse and Darcy collaborate an ill-fated livestream performance, a complex web of infatuation and jealousy emerges, sending Sasha down a spiral of destructive rage that threatens each couple’s future.

Mod opinion: I've read and unfortunately really disliked this book. I was so excited for trans butches (although of course there's only acceptance for tme trans butches & no trans femmes at all, so that definitely did not help my enjoyment of the book), but I just didn't like any of the characters at all.