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grits-galraisedinthesouth · 3 months

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This made me laugh 😂

Hefty hefty hefty. Wimpy wimpy wimpy 🗑

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The Middle-aged Goldfish

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#Megxit #worldwide privacy tour #spare us #jamaica #trash bag dress #dirt carpet #jussie smollett #nyc #goldfish dress #meghan markle is a liar #Youtube

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abombihoney · 9 months

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she's so fucking mean 2 me

#my art #hk #godseeker #the little knight #Translation of her insults:#You're short. You're so short the only reason that god hasn't struck you down is he can't tell you apart from the dirt.#You look like a carpet fucked a nerd #You make my house worse by being it cause ur short and ugly #Stop looking at me with them big ol eyes #You're a cringe ass nae nae baby #You make me wanna puke #You're not even good enough to be the dirt i walk on #Your face looks like an ugly rock #You're ugly. You're disgusting. I gonna kill you. I hate you. Give me 200 dollars.#q #hollow knight

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ri-afan · 2 days

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I had the sudden image of Danny putting a doormat under his window for the vigilantes that just says ‘other door, moron’.

#danny phantom #dpxdc #lol #op #obviously the cartoon wouldn’t care about the shoes off at the door rule #but Danny is midwestern and it’s now a rule in his house even if it wasn’t growing up #fucking sewer water roof dirt and blood is a bitch to get out of the carpets #he’s glad he can just go intangible and shed it off himself but others?#ugh 😑

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soupiero · 2 days

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boyhood stimboard for anon! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 divi + der 0_o ⤷ 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 ☀️

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copperbadge · 6 months

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[ID: Three images; top left, a spray bottle of clear liquid, labeled PRO SPRAY, sits on a gleaming cutting board; top right, Dearborn the tortie glares at the camera from the work desk's copilot basket. Bottom, a white rug with blue patterning in my hallway, surrounded at the edges by dark dustbunny-looking lumps.]

NaClYoHo Day Two! Pardon my grossness.

Yesterday afternoon I did the first of what is usually several trips to the hardware store; I bought spackle, gnat traps, and a PROFESSIONAL spray bottle. PRO SPRAY. It has an adjustable nozzle and measurement marks on the side, so I can dilute the vinegar pretty accurately. Last night I filled it up with vinegar water and laminated the kitchen, and this morning found and killed several weevils it drove out of hiding. It's sitting on the wooden cutting board because I had taken ALL the cleaning supplies out from under the sink and was reminded I should oil my cutting board with some Walrus Oil.

Dearborn is very skeptical about this morning's activity: carpet cleaning.

I threw on an episode of A Date With Dateline, popped in my earbuds, took down my Tineco One X vac and vacuumed for the first time in Slightly Too Long. I didn't get all the way through the house because I was running it on high which drains the battery, but usually vacuuming is a multi-day process. For what I paid for the Tineco I could have a high-end corded vac that does a better job, but I know that I won't use corded vacs because I hate the cord, so I'm okay vacuuming more often with the cordless. In any case, I hit the rugs because the next step was to break out the Hoover Powerdash Pet carpet cleaner and figure out how to use it.

I know I'm dropping a lot of brand names but just because I usually get asked; I don't make money from affiliate links or anything.

Anyway, the Powerdash came to me secondhand from friends who were moving, and for a long time it sat in my hallway in its plastic wrapping because I was intimidated by it. We never had one growing up and I've never really seen one in use. But it turned out that it was super easy to use, you just add water and cleaner to the tank and go; you go over the rug once with the trigger down, to spread water/cleaner, then a second time without the trigger to rinse/dry. I only hit about half of the rugs in my home, just to see how it went, and then stopped because they all seemed to remain very wet after cleaning. (They've since pretty much dried and I'm assured by the internet that's normal.)

The white patterned carpet above is the cats' favorite place to roll around and shed on, and as you can see, those dark dustbunny looking things around the carpet? That's cat hair and other dirt the cleaner pulled up. Gross but visibly effective.

I got a slightly late start so I had myself on a hard time limit; I started at 7, finished up at 8, and still had half an hour left on A Date With Dateline (they sometimes run a bit long). The cleaning solution definitely adds a certain chemical smell to the air, so I'm running the HVAC's fan and I've added "scented candle or incense" to the shopping list. Which I wanted to do anyway; some people always have such nice smelling houses and scent never seems to stick around in mine, but I've never gone hardcore on Making This Place Smell Nice. (Yes, I promise to be careful about what scents I use, I know diffused scents can harm cats.)

Disposable nitrile glove count: Still just 1!

Hardware store trips: 1.....so far.

#naclyoho #national clean your home month #cleaning #carpet shampoo #dirt

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manicpixiedepressedwitch · 2 months

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fave looks at the BAFTAs

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snailboygirlrat · 9 months

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i cant belive people have carpeted floors in their house. i dont think i could ever feel clean in a place where the thing you step on is fucking fabric. like you drop some juice in there and its just stained?? forever??? like what if u have a puppy. or a cat with urinary track infection issues. i have both thats why im asking like? being alive is so gross and u chose the worst way to go about it

#sorry i spilled water in my bedroom again and it got me worried #there is so much fucking dust and dirt in carpets i cant #let the bugs speak

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wantbytaemin · 9 months

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#m influence: he’s just a little guy so what he knocked over your flower pot (on purpose) and now there’s dirt all over your carpet #it’s PAST TWO IN THE FUCKING AM just bc im going through some turbulent stuff i should not be allowed to stay up this late #stray kids #medvjedić lino

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anris-resurrection · 3 months

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There's a town near me that's dirt cheap to live in. And it's got the same wages as my own town so it is legit cheaper. But its /that/ town lol. But goooooodddd I just saw a house that's cheaper than my rent and 10x the size! it's soooo tempting man. So tempting.

#my mom works there and its ok #but like? its small small #and set against a background of pure dirt #nice downtown area tho #crime rates the same?#i think?#but gods that house!#its old #its got ugly ass carpet #but its got beautiful structure #jdkakhdlajdkal #they aint got no dang teaching positions open that i want so there that too lol

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swan2swan · 7 months

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I was even less thrilled by the idea of getting stuck with a flea-and-tick problem for the rest of my days.

That's why God invented baths and Stanley Steemer.

#swan reads animorphs #TOUGH ON DIRT #gentle on carpet

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ckygetsjobs · 2 years

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raab is like the word sweet, frosting, cinnamon roll, candy hearts, heart lollipops, and Ryan is like angel food cake, chocolate syrup, cupcakes, hearts, and sunflowers aka they are both sweethearts to me

#Me trying to explain how raab and ryan are both sweethearts in a different way #Like Ryan is a sweetheart but he’ll still rub dirt all over your carpet and ruin your car #raab dances around in white suits but rubs shit on lockers #They are mean but they also sweet men #In a way I can’t explain #jackass #viva la bam #cky #raab himself #chris raab #ryan dunn

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autistme · 9 months

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i could never get lasik because i need to be able to turn off 20/20 sometimes. its so much information to process. overstimulating even. like i can be overstimualted in 20/200 but it is sososososo much more cozy than 20/20

#YES all of my proper visual sensory overloads have happened before i got my glasses #but JESUS CHRIST #there is too much detail in the world #there are too many pixels and leaves and specks of dirt and carpet swirls

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tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang · 1 year

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if you receive this, you make somebody happy! go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better

Many thanks anonymous visitor to my blog! In return i offer you this picture of a very sleepy girl who won't get off me

#send help I'm stuck #she won't move!!!!!#there's also a dark spot on the carpet i keep glancing at cause i can't figure out if it's a rather large spider or dirt #if it's a spider I'm running #jojosquad

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tuxedokit · 1 year

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to the anon that said classpect all the aquatos (if i want)

i want you to know that would be a several week endeavor of googling and reading, and while i do wanna do it at some point in time, today i barely made it out of bed. so i did see your ask, i see you, i am just so horribly crushingly depressed today that it might be a bit before i can even think ab atarting it

#carpet shut up challenge #mental illness ??? the fuck do i tag this as #does this count as venting??? idk #i just wanna be autumn leaves left out in the rain so theyre like slightly accelerated on their path to beciming Dirt

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hartbreak-motel · 1 year

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So I found my entire childhood/adolescence in a box...

#as you can see i am very old and did not have a lot of friends groing up #prima strategy guides for N64 games because we didnt have the internet to look up playthroughs #the sonic and garfield comics really give me cringe cred #my old copy of The Dirt with all of rhe photos ripped out #a kane figurine given to me by a friend #the 90s/early 00s threw up on the carpet #irl posting #nostalgia

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museums-etc · 1 year

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The thing about counter tops that “hide dirt” is that you can’t fucking tell at any given moment whether your counter tops are filthy or not

#same for floors and carpets #I don’t want surfaces that hide dirt!!! I want to see it!!! so I can properly clean it!!!!!!!#anyway this brought to you by the fact that the marble countertops in my new apartment look like compacted crumbs #so they’re constantly covered in real crumbs!!#and it’s so hard to tell if they’re clean!!#they’re mostly not clean

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