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diovstheworld · 9 months

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Ooh! Another JJBA villain lover. I wanted to request groupchat headcanons for the agents of Dio. Thank you! 🙏

Agents of Dio Group Chat HCs

hi hi! of course! also, thank you so much for the request! i’m so glad you requested the agents of dio because i love them so much <3 i didn’t include all the agents (i did about 7 i think) because i struggled to think for all of them but hopefully the agents i did do are okay! also i’m really sorry this took so long :(( between work and some family issues i haven’t had too much time but i hope you enjoy!

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Steely Dan

absolute menace in the groupchat to be honest

actually, Dan, Mariah and Rubber Soul and THE group chat menaces and everyone hates them for it lmaooo

i feel like he’s a spammer tbh

but he’s never saying anything of interest he’s just spamming with stupid stuff like memes at 3am

definitely one of if not the most annoying agent in the group chat closely followed by rubber

Rubber Soul

another one who’s a big fan of spamming with memes

and it’s normally in response to dan’s memes that he’s spamming. and he’s sending even worse memes in response lmao

has the humour of a 13 year old kid who plays fortnite to be honest

has made the ligma joke too many times (daniel still falls for it sometimes)

Daniel D’Arby

not that active in the group chat to be honest

he pops in every now and then to see if anything work related has happened

group chat besties with Hol Horse and they gave each other their group chat nicknames

he’s slow at responding even in group chat emergencies to be honest lmao i feel like he doesn’t really care too much about what goes on in the group chat

and i feel like he’s probably not that active on his phone anyway unless he’s playing solitaire or some type of betting game

Terence D’Arby

another one who likes to send memes into the chat actually but isn’t a spammer like dan is

he’s pretty much always active on the group chat but he’s more of a lurker and doesn’t tend to respond to messages quick all the time even though he is always on the group chat

which always annoys everyone because they know he’s there and is just ignoring them lmao

is often asked by others to hack the group chat and edit peoples nicknames (normally it’s dan or mariah that asks) most of the time he doesn’t do it but he will if he’s bored and feels like annoying people

Vanilla Ice

co admin of the group chat (Dio is the admin of course)

not that good at keeping it under control though lmao

normally dishing out group chat bans (normally to either Mariah, Dan or Rubber) until another member of that little trio begs for them to be unbanned

he’s the most active i would say. when dio can’t be bothered with the group chat, he’s in charge of keeping it under control (which again, he’s very bad at lmao)

always has to ask terence for technical help because he assumes terence knows everything about technology

everyone always complains to him about the group chat nicknames because he’s not creative enough with them

Mariah

group chat besties with midler

always keeps her up to date on pranks she’s going to pull on the group chat so that she’s in on it too tbh

much like terence, she’s very active but she doesn’t like to respond

when she does respond though it’s probably with some type of snarky comment (never with midler though, she would never do that to her)

as much as she’s group chat besties with rubber and dan, she’s always insulting them too lmao. she loves making fun of those boys

Hol Horse

i’d say he’s semi active in the group

likes to pester the d’arby brothers (daniel is definitely more easily irritated than terence)

most frequently used emoji is the cowboy and the gun emoji (and got sad when they changed the gun emoji)

he’s quick at answering when he’s in the mood. you can always tell if hol horse has fallen out with one of the other members because he refuses to answer them lmao

pretty flirty in the group chat. mostly flirts with mariah and midler even though mariah constantly tells him to give it a rest

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sisterkosho · 9 months

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Imagine Illuso wearing Steely Dan's clothes :3

I love this so much honestly because I just know in my soul that they’re related. There’s so many similarities between them that you can’t convince me Illuso isn’t Steely Dan’s son or something. By far one of my favorite HCs.

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gayfraggle · 2 months

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devochaka hcs

I already technically posted this in a rb, but I feel like it needs its own post

Chaka is 23, Devo is 26

let's just pretend that Devo didn't die during his fight and met Chaka after the events of sdc (I hc that all the agents of DIO live in DIO's mansion after the events of sdc)

Chaka was accepted into that mansion because he did (while under the effects of Anubis) serve DIO, and because the agents of DIO are complete monsters (except J. Geil but he's still dead so we're good) and let him in because he had nowhere else to go

ANYWAY BACK ON THE TOPIC OF DEVOCHAKA

they met because DIO's mansion didn't have enough rooms for everyone to have their own, so Devo and Chaka have to share

I drew their first interaction and it'll be at the end of the post

One thing led to another and they started dating

Devo is surprisingly good at comforting Chaka whenever he's upset

Devo's just a sweet guy when in a relationship in general

Devo is pansexual, Chaka is gay

Devo has a BEAUTIFUL singing voice and Chaka loves to hear him sing while they cuddle

They switch between who's little spoon and who's big spoon

First interaction:

I have some more hcs for them, but they're spicy hcs so they'll have to be on my acefraggle account

#mod post #rambles #jjba headcanons #devochaka #devo the cursed #chaka jjba #rarepair #jjba #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #sdc #agents of dio

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diarioelpepazo · 10 months

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Charles Gregory, de 25 años, fue localizado por un helicóptero a unos 20 kilómetros de la costa, sentado en su bote de 3,5 metros, lleno de agua. La Guardia Costera de EE.UU. (USCG, por sus siglas en inglés) rescató este sábado a un joven que pasó más de 30 horas flotando a la deriva en su barca de 3,5 metros parcialmente sumergida en el agua. El organismo también compartió las imágenes del momento en el que los agentes ayudan a Charles Gregory, de 25 años, a subir a su embarcación. El hombre fue visto por última vez la noche del jueves, saliendo de la rampa de embarcaciones de Lighthouse Park, en la playa de San Agustín (Florida). Al día siguiente, los guardacostas de la zona recibieron un aviso de la familia de Gregory, informando que el joven no regresó a la estación marítima, por lo que empezaron la operación de búsqueda. En un comunicado, la USCG detalló que una tripulación del avión HC-130 Hércules localizó a Gregory a casi 20 kilómetros de la costa, sentado en su barca llena de agua. "Los tripulantes de la patrulla Coho de la Guardia Costera recuperaron a Charles y lo transfirieron a una tripulación de la estación de Mayport, que lo trasladó al Servicio Médico de Emergencia en el muelle pesquero de Vilano Beach", reza el texto. "No se reportó ninguna complicación médica", agregó el organismo. Por su parte, los padres del joven agradecieron a los rescatistas por poner a salvo a su hijo, mientras confesaron que ya habían perdido la esperanza de volver a verlo con vida. "Es un milagro. Hay un Dios ahí arriba", dijo Raymond Gregory, el padre de Charles. "Si alguna vez pensaste que [no lo había], deja que tu hijo desaparezca en alta mar […] durante 38 horas. Perdí la esperanza. Nunca debí haber perdido la esperanza", declaró. Para recibir en tu celular esta y otras informaciones, únete a nuestras redes sociales, síguenos en Instagram, Twitter y Facebook como @DiarioElPepazo El Pepazo/RT Español

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oingos-bitch · 3 years

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Shitty Alignment Meme Dump

Get ready to see the same 10-14 faces in a row bc I don’t wanna keep saving photos. Most of these are based on hc’s i have and i only included agents i remember off the top of my head bc i forgot my AoD list at home

#agents of dio #shitty meme dump #i found out how to make them and i got carried away #my ass is fused to my fucking chair now #i don't wanna see theses screenshots anymore #i don't even wanna LOOK at any of them for a while #jjba stardust crusaders #egypt nine glory gods #dio's minions #anne jjba #no i will not tag all of them by name #i'm so fucking tired #i'll be back tomorrow but probably later #also working on asks &other stuff too #hopefully I can post some hc's tomorrow

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f0rever15elf · 3 years

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Head Canon Master List

When you get in a fight

When you tell them your family doesn’t want you

Go-To bedtime stories for their kids

When your parents insult you

Would they potentially fall to temptation

If you were kidnapped

After a terrible work week

Biggest hurdle in a relationship

When you’re being secretive

When you tell them about your hesitancy for physical affection

When you suffer from sleep paralysis

When someone is harassing you

When you have a hearing impairment

When you’re short

When you don’t want to share your weighted blanket

When you’re taller than them

When you edge them

#head canons #pedro pascal #hcs #maxwell lord #marcus pike #din djarin #oberyn martell #ezra #ezra (prospect)#frankie morales #javier pena #max phillips #jack whiskey daniels #agent whiskey #shane dio morrissey

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quirofiliac · 3 years

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aurriferous said: ✔ — blueshiftting

@blueshiftting ／ quick & easy plotting guide ／ accepting.

do i know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

#blueshiftting #hewwo!! thank u for sending one in!!#i'm also really... Really diggin cordelia skdjfkm #BUT!!#i was lowkey pondering about the... potential if u may. of them more or less crossing paths bc of their individual ''affiliations'' with dio #seeing as kira's dad had a somewhat interpersonal relation with him #and her being an agent of dio! i'm not sure if theyd have... hmm... known of each other PERSONALLY bc of time constraints and what-not but #i can kind of see yoshihiro mentioning her in his journals just bc of his Natural Perception And Observation and how i kinda hc him just #jotting down notes about every agent of dio he knew of at the time and kira no doubt reading about them eventually #either way tho i can definitely foresee them having a sort of... relationship of ''convenience'' where its more-so just them trying to #keep the peace in order to avoid having to talk about their Dark Secrets respectively!#also i just like the idea of kira just always bumping into cordelia and being like ''do you mind not stalking me'' while being fully aware #that he's the one that's been ''following her from a distance'' occasionally actually. :-|#my mans projects. it's unhealthy. but. that's His problem not mine.#＊ 💥 返事：answered.#＊ 💥 摘発：out of character.

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bumblebee-moreno · 3 years

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Send in Hcs/thoughts/thots or just come to talk about the boys! I’m working on writing all the requests in my inbox tonight, and need a bit of inspiration (thanks writer’s block)

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ur-mr-perfectly-fine · 3 years

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i’m bored again! yk what that means... Agents of DIO hcs!

this time i’m going to introduce you guys to my (kind of) everyone lives au

essentially, steely dan convinces most of the agents that what dio is doing is bad and that they shouldn’t die for him. steely dan realized this after rubber soul came back from his fight with jotaro in singapore seriously injured. steely dan is kind of in love with rubber soul, so obviously he was upset that rs almost died. the most devoted agents (like enyaba, cameo, zz) didn’t care and wanted to beat the crusaders anyway. some, however, were not at the mansion and therefore did not know of the plot against dio, (j. geil, hol horse, nena (she doesn’t die tho), n’doul) so they went and had their battles. the plot is mostly the same up until the high priestess episodes. midler was part of the plot, so she met the crusaders on shore in egypt. the submarine was not attacked. midler ends up telling the crusaders about the plot and they agree to work with the agents. midler goes back to the mansion and the crusaders continue. the nine egyptian gods don’t know about the plot until after n’doul is sent to beat the crusaders. so, n’doul fights. it turns out, though, that when n’doul shot geb through his head, it only hit the part of his brain that controls balance, instead of killing him (that’s the plot for a hol horse/n’doul fic i want to write, set in this au). the crusaders take pity on n’doul and send him to a hospital. the rest of the egyptian gods are informed about working with the crusaders and don’t go after them. vanilla ice is eventually convinced to turn on dio after witnessing the vampire assault a 17 year old girl. as soon as they can, the gang (crusaders and remaining agent) attack and defeat dio. most of the agents end up living in the mansion, since they have nowhere else to go. devo, alessi, and nena move out. (sorry to those of you who like khan, he’s not an agent in this one bc chaka lives. he does get a cameo later in my fic tho!)

the agents that i kill off are just the ones i don’t like lmao,,, this includes:

- gray fly

- impostor captain tennille

- forever

- j. geil

- zz

- enyaba

- cameo

- nukesaku

- kenny g

there are more of the ones i keep alive

- devo

- rubber soul

- hol horse

- nena

- steely dan

- manish boy

- midler

- all of the egyptian gods (chaka managed to get a good amount of control over anubis, enough that he isn’t like a puppet)

- vanilla ice

i also have ships that come with the au, but you don’t have to feel as strongly about them as i do lol. personally, my ships are mariah/midler, oingo/chaka, hol horse/n’doul, terence/vanilla ice, steely dan/rubber soul.

now, onto the plot of my fic. as soon as n’doul wakes up in the hosptial, he immediately calls the mansion, expecting to be able to talk to dio. hol horse answers the phone, and goes absolutely feral bc he thought n’doul was dead and he’s in love with him. he rushes to the hospital to visit n’doul, finding that the blind man has trouble walking due to the injury. the doctor says that n’doul can’t be discharged for another week, so hol horse waits. when it comes time to pick n’doul up, hol horse goes to the hospital. n’doul is a stubborn bitch refuses to use a wheelchair (and doesn’t have his cane with him) and hol horse has to carry him to the car. when they get back to the mansion, hol horse has to carry him again. guess how he’s carrying n’doul? bridal style. bc this is going to be the most cliche thing you’ve ever read.

ch 2 is gonna be pure sitcom hijinks. after he got back from the hospital the first time, hol horse told the agents abt n’doul being alive. mariah is thrilled because she arrived to the mansion at around the same time n’doul did, and they basically acted like siblings. now a week later, when hol horse goes to pick n’doul up, mariah decides to throw a big ‘welcome back’ party. when hol and n’doul get back, the kitchen is almost on fire bc they put terence and vi on cooking duty, the dining room is full of half-blown up balloons, confetti, and glitter.

later they watch a movie and n’doul does the thing where he sits in hol’s lap instead of on the couch or floor.

if any of that made sense :’)

sorry this is so long, but i’d really appreciate it if someone would write this! dm me if you need more details... this post was mostly for fun though!

#stardust crusaders #jjba #agents of dio #chaka #hol horse #n'doul #terence t. d'arby #fanfic #help lol #vanilla ice jjba #mariah jojo #midler jjba #steely dan #alessi #devo the cursed #geb plays matchmaker in this #so does mariah lol #rubber soul

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magthemage · 2 years

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Dio (you decide the part) :3

> Original ask Ah, shulks. You have enabled my Dio-addled brain to talk about him ^u^

I’ll obviously do both because FUCK IT, I love this rabid, selfish, piece of shit, conniving, EXTRA AF thief for no reason.

- Favorite thing about them: His shrewdness, his thorough planning, his social-engineering skills and goal-driven personality. Without any plot-armored fool getting in his way, he'd be unstoppable. Like Takehito Koyasu said "He does bad things with all his might[...] because he has a lot of things he wants to do.", he doesn't half-ass anything.

- Least favorite thing about them: His ego just keeps getting on his way to victory. He literally failed TWICE because he stopped to boast instead of confirming the kill and moving on. Also the Dog thing. Unforgiveable.

- Favorite line: "You should have chosen your words better." when negotiating with the to-be-zombie mom. He kept his word, you were just out-witted. Also...not exactly because of the line, but the way Takehito Koyasu pronounces it. When talking with Poco's sister, she mutters a "monster..." and Dio just goes "Eh? Couldn't hear that." In the SOFTEST, HEAT-MELTING WAY POSSIBLE. Hhhhnngg.

-brOTP: He has no bros. He hates everyone. /hj But I want to think that he appreciated Tarkus a little bit more for his obedience and the historic value. HE WAS ALSO A MASSIVE MAN, Hokuto-no-ken-foe-sized. Tarkus was stalwart 'till the end and did not fall for Jonathan's hero charm.

-OTP:

-nOTP: JonaDio. Just...no. It's Killing Stalking all over again, but with buff men. Jonathan deserves something not toxic for the few Dio-free months he has. He's suffered enough.

-Random headcanon: Fangs work the same way fingers do when feeding (prehensile artery using the gap made by nail/teeth to syphon blood into Vampire's bloodstream) but he uses his fingers mostly because the blood comming people with subpar health conditions tastes icky to him. It's Victorian England, you're bound to find more sick people than not, so instead of relying in his "this is bad for you" tastebud sensors, he just fingers them for a quick fill.

-Unpopular opinion: (Unpopular for a Dio Simp) I'm glad Jonathan decided to stop being a doormat and fucked him up. HE SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT WAY EARLIER IN THE SERIES. Too bad he went back into doormating as soon as George sent him to his room. -Song I associate with them: Kurayami no Kokoro by Hayato Matsuo. What?

-Favorite picture of them:

- Favorite thing about them: Matured version of Part 1 Dio, he seems calmer, smarter and more careful. He has a bigger, grander goal now. His drive to learn more about the world around him, from both past and future. His unending thirst for knowledge.

- Least favorite thing about them: Dio, honey, STOP BOASTING. THAT GOT YOU KILLED. AGAIN. There was no reason to toy with Polnareff putting him a few steps down when you could have just killed him. Same with Nukesaku, why put him in the coffin when you could have beheaded any of them during that time stop?! Also, STOP SENDING YOUR AGENTS ONE AT A TIME. Outnumber the Crusaders instead!

- Favorite line: Anything voiced by God Takehito Koyasu. "You fell for it, Jotaro! This is my escape route! I, DIO, have outsmarted you! Doesn't this street look familiar?" HAH! Talk about 4D Chess planning.

-brOTP: Dio has no bros, only hoes to cater to his every whim. /hj Leaving Pucci aside because he's the canon brOTP and the easiest answer, I think he's pretty pleased with Vanilla... I mean, he revived him with his precious blood. Going more into HC territory, I'd pick both D'Arby borthers, as they're basically the ones in charge of the manor's management and administrative side of Dio's whorehouse "agency". They're the backbone of his stablishment and I believe that even Dio can acknowledge and reward their services.

-OTP:

-nOTP: DioXKakyoin or DioXJotaro. Both are minors, the Kakyoin one has big non-con implications and the Jotaro one has a side serving of incest thanks to the prostetic body Dio is rocking. It's personally ....disturbing.

-Random headcanon: The 100-year underwater beauty sleep made Dio develop a few phobias compared to his part 1 version. Claustrophobia (have you seen his "room"?! He sleeps in an open hallway!!), cryophobia (another one of the reasons of why he chose to stay in Egypt and never did his "freezing" move bullshit again), Pyrophobia (he literally "died" twice by fire.) He has constant nightmares about both his failure or his stay inside the not-leakproof coffin and can't sleep more than 2-3 hours at a time. He also can no longer stomach solid food.

-Unpopular opinion: Dio would make a terribly BAD parent. He'd rubberband between week-long neglection, enabling bad behaviour, teaching the kid unethical life hacks, yelling at them for the smallest reasons and spoiling the kid. When confronted about his poor parenting or the kid's problematic attitude, he'll blame everyone else but himself or his kid. Sorry Mudad fans.

-Song I associate with them: Dark Rebirth by Yugo Kanno. Fight me.

-Favorite picture of them: huehuehuehue *nosebleed*

#magposts #jjba #jjba stardust crusaders #jjba phantom blood #dio #dio brando #jjba villains #oc x canon mention

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diovstheworld · 1 year

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Agents of Dio and Babysitting

my headcanons for dio’s agents and how i imagine they would be baby sitting dio’s sons. also i didn’t include all the agents so sorry if i missed out anyone’s fave :( i mostly included my fave agents along with some others. okay on with the post! (also p.s. sorry these slowly get worse as the post goes on lmao)

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Rubber Soul:

okay sorry but he would be very irresponsible in my opinion 😭

he would probably be a fun babysitter though! loves playing games with dio’s sons

even though he’s not very responsible, he’s very good with the kids

his favourite of the 4 is rikiel and giorno, mainly because they cause him the least amount of trouble lmao

his favourite thing to do to keep the kids occupied is playing hide and seek with them

and he will read to them at bed time. though he’s normally sending himself to sleep while sending the kids to sleep

Mariah:

i think she would hate kids BUT i think she would be really good with them

honestly it’s her worst nightmare when she’s left to babysit dio’s sons

the thought of having to deal with them and clean up after them makes her sick to be honest (me too girl)

claims she couldn’t care less if something happened to the kids but she pays attention to them when she has to because she doesn’t want to actually face the consequences from dio if something does happen to the kids

normally ends up getting midler to come over and help her out with taking care of the kids

but mostly just calls her over to help deal with sick and other messes the kids have left in their diapers or the potty or even on the floor

her favourite son is also rikiel and giorno for sure for the same reasons as rubber

Steely Dan:

awful with kids so he’s not asked to babysit very often lmao

actually doesn’t even like kids either and is just all round bad with kids

also hates the thought of cleaning up after the kids and refuses to touch any messes they make and just like mariah, gets midler to come and deal with it

when he does baby sit dio’s kids, he never actually watches them to make sure they’re not getting into trouble or doing something they shouldn’t be lmao

honestly, the kids get away with so much when he’s babysitting because he simply doesn’t care

there’s definitely been some bones broken when dan has been babysitting

his favourite of dio’s sons is unaglo because he’s normally doing some weird or bad thing he shouldn’t be doing but it makes dan laugh

Daniel D’Arby:

really good with kids actually and is probably one of the more reliable agents for babysitting

mostly because he had to look after his brother a lot when they were younger so he’s used to looking after them and keeping them busy and calm

plays card games with the kids even though they’re tiny lmao

and still cheats when he plays against them too, no one is safe lmaooo

though giorno picked up some tips and tricks which have been useful in the future working in passione

his favourite of the kids is giorno for this reason as he’s always paying close attention in the card games played

but he’s always keeping a close eye on the kids to make sure they’re all well and doing okay

his favourite activity to do with the kids is play card games or just in general likes to play board games with the kids

Terence D’Arby:

also pretty good at babysitting! normally one of the ones who dio almost always asks alongside vanilla ice

dio’s kids often end up falling asleep on his knee while he’s playing video games :,) they’re always amused by all the colours and sounds going on

he lets the kids have a go at the video games and he always loves seeing how happy it makes them :)

always making sure the kids are well fed and well hydrated

he’s pretty much drawing on his experiences of what he can remember of daniel babysitting him as a kid lmao

his favourite of the kids is also rikiel and giorno because they don’t cause him much trouble very often

he’s not really good at giving the kids into trouble when they do do something wrong which leaves them to take the piss out of him a lot lmaooooo

Hol Horse:

i feel like he doesn’t mind babysitting dio’s kids but he’s also not the most responsible of the group lmao

i also feel like even though he’s not responsible, he’s actually really good with kids

the kids like him for the most part so they actually behave without him having to do very much

he plays games like hide and seek and such with the kids to make sure they’re well entertained

and also does it to try and tire the kids out so they go and nap lmaooo

again, unaglo is his favourite because he’s always doing stupid stuff that makes him laugh

Vanilla Ice:

the most reliable baby sitter out of all of the agents honestly

takes care of dio’s sons like they are his own kids

actually feeding them their meals and such when required

gives them healthy snacks for sure

his favourite activity is drawing and colouring in with the kids

his favourite child is giorno for sure since he’s so easy to look after and his least favourite is donatello since he can be so stubborn. he often finds it hard to control donatello lmaooo

Midler:

she’s not too bad of a babysitter either to be honest

she isn’t a big fan of kids either but at the same time, they don’t bother her to the extent that mariah and dan are bothered

because of this, she normally ends up turning up to help the two out

it’s always chaotic when she has to go and help the others lmao

she really just does what she does to look after them and is just generally good at taking care of them

makes sure they’re kept occupied so that they don’t cause any hassle or hurt themselves (unlike dan)

doesn’t have a favourite or least favourite kid but she does often get annoyed by don and unaglo for either arguing, or causing chaos

she enjoys drawing pictures for the kids to colour in when they don’t have any colouring books on hand :)

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sandersfanders1 · 3 years

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Hc: Rubber Soul sometimes disguises himself as DIO or Vanilla Ice to either scare the other agents or get free stuff.

#jjba #jojos bizzare adventure #stardust crusaders #rubber soul

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chouchoucrusaders · 3 years

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the agents of dio are a lot less popular than i thought they'd be?? that might just be me being late to the jojo party but hello?? it's so lame to see an utter lack of activity and content being cranked out for the homies in dio's slutshack like.. man... alessi and devo are personal favorites of mine, but a brother would really love to see more insight on mariah and steely dan and the oingo boingo brothers n midler and like. EVERYONE else??? it's such a shame to see their potential being handed to the fandom and just dropped off into the void of hell, man. there's so many little details and takes i could just ramble about and tbh shoutout to the handful of people who consistently indulge in the bs i draw for alessi n shit. y'all are real homebrothers and ik it's hard for y'all to see the majority of the fandom just brush past these diamonds in the rough as well.

i dunno dude. i should prolly just wrangle up all my hcs for these homies and write them or somethin instead of complaining but? yeah. i need an excuse to be bitchy i suppose.

#ssssiiigh #apologies for this completely uncalled for rant. i doubt any of y'all will read this and that really don't even matter to me.#just gotta get this hot take out of my skull. the amount of character and fun put into dio's sidehoes is just. i adore them #but. yeah #jjba #sdc #chouchou chatters

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iceicewifey · 2 years

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art trade and movie for the ask game? 👀

content creator f/o asks

💌 art trade: how do you think your f/o would react to the way you draw, write, or portray them in your content?

i’ve never really thought about this but 😳 i’m not sure how vanilla would react other than i draw too handsome? hxjdnd

🎬movie: if you could write a screenplay/spinoff about your f/o, what would the plot and setting be like?

okay but this question just makes me think of how badly i want an agents of dio ova or something like that like,, 👁👁 i demand to know how half of them got there — to actually answer your question tho i’d probably do something with the six year period that i hc him to have spent in manhattan after getting out of the foster care system up until meeting dio like,, i don’t think i’ve talked much about it and i’ll try not to ramble but this is the area where he was finally out on his own at his own volition and getting out of new jersey, “meeting” this old fortune teller woman that taught him that cream was a stand, not a jinn that’d been following him since he was eight years old. where he started calling himself “vanilla ice” instead of his birth name, abasi kulthum, in an effort to reinvent himself after a terrible past, i have way too many ideas that i don’t even know where to begin to list them all and i refuse to let myself ramble too much

#asks #sam my beloved #content creator f/o asks #nilla posting #someday i’ll write up the backstory i gave him #but that day is not today

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oingos-bitch · 3 years

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Agents of Dio x Reader -- Comfort Headcanons (Part 1)

Hol Horse

Would hold you close & wrap a blanket around you.

Holds your hand, kissing your knuckles.

Wraps an arm around you, rubbing your shoulder and reassuring you that everything will pass soon.

Not a fan of physical contact? Not a problem, he’ll just whisper soothing words to you in that calm, raspy cowboy voice of his.

Occasionally slips in a pun or a joke in the middle of his pep talk to make sure you’re listening, grins at you once you catch it.

Once you’re feeling better, he’ll help you take your mind off of the situation by taking you out.

Or he’d entertain you with silly stories, if you’re not one for going out.

Lets you wear the hat, lets you wear the hat!

Enya

Headpats. Lots of headpats.

Lectures you on why you shouldn’t worry & goes on a tangent on why nothing matters (kind of making you feel worse, unbeknownst to her).

Would offer to send someone to throw hands with confront whatever made you upset.

Basically, “Who hurt you??”

Steely Dan

Bad at dealing with people crying/upset people in general.

If you were to knock on his apartment door he’d let you in, confused.

Once you start bawling he’d just give you the look. ^

Pulls a kebab out of his titties Goes to the kitchen, returns to you after a bit.

“Uh, want a kebab?”

Places the kebab near your face, nervous.

“C’mon, it’s free of charge! It’ll make you feel better!”

Not as nervous after you accept it (more than likely just to make him shut up), lets out a sigh of relief.

After a while he’d wrap his arms around you, resting his chin on top of your head.

He’s not really one for words, so he’d resort to watching TV with you after an awkward attempt at a pep talk.

If you’re really feeling bad, he’ll hum or sing to you ever so softly.

Would act annoyed once he sees that you’re feeling better (he’d feel the need to protect his reputation, embarrassed that he let the soft side of himself show).

“Ugh, c’mon! Feel better already, it’s not that hard!” He says as he gently shakes you, a faint blush on his cheeks.

If you’re really special to him, he’d give you a smol smooch on the cheek.

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daily-dose-of-imagines · 3 years

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ᴋᴏ-ᴅᴀᴛᴇꜱ [06/18/2021]

Heyooo!!! It’s been so long since you all have probably heard from me huh? I do apologize for the lack of posting on my part, I’ve been busy everyday with my job so it’s been hard getting a chance to actually sit down and write again. I won’t lie— I’ve been doing a lot more drawing than I have with writing— but I plan to at least work on a lot of my WIPs that I have in the drafts, so be excited for those~!

**I will not be participating when the requests open up.**

Due to how busy I am as of right now, I personally will not be joining in when requests open again. I consider myself to be under a semi-hiatus with a strong lean towards completing the drafts I have. So as a heads up, any requests that may fall under my jurisdiction (fandom wise) will unfortunately not be completed.

I do apologize for that, but I promise that I’ll post some great inserts as compensation ^^ Anywho, here are the current WIPs that I have that will eventually be posted!

𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤 𝕀𝕟 ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤

A Fairy Tale’s Secret | JJBA 3 [Drabble]

The Devil’s Two Faces | JJBA Yakuza AU! Jonathon x [Enemy!Reader]

Shaking the Devil’s Hand | JJBA Yakuza AU! Dio x [Civilian!Reader] [Hitmen!Reader] [Double Agent!Reader]

Chance Meeting | Haikyuu!! Hitmen AU Oikawa x F!Reader

Pocket Sized Haikyuu | Shohei Fukunaga ; Kenma Kozume ; Taketora Yamamoto

Strictly Business | JJBA Yakuza!AU Jotaro x Assassin!Reader x Josuke One-Shot

Infiltration Mission | Souei x Dragonnewt!Reader

A Surprising Offer | JJBA 3 Demon Butler!Jotaro x Princess!Reader

The Pharaoh and The Priest | YGO | One-Shot [Dedicated to makeusfreefromthisfandom]

Be Afraid of the Shadows | Haikyuu!! Hitmen AU Asahi x F!Reader [Dedication to hartbeat-art]

Haikyuu Hitmen AU HC | Date Tech [Part ii] ; Nohebi [Part 1 & 2] ; Inarizaki [Part 1 & 2] ; Kamomedai Duo ; Itachiyama Duo

Hey Stupid, | Haikyuu!! Soulmate AU! | Tsukishima Kei x F!Reader

Back Door | Chapter 2

The Winery’s Favorite Bakery | Genshin Impact | Diluc x Baker!Reader

Never Anger an Archon | Genshin Impact | Zhongli x F!Reader

I hope you guys are excited as I am to release these reader inserts~! As always, we appreciate the love and support from you all~!

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