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emomarktwain · 3 months

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Guild members most used emojis

Nathaniel: 🖤 ❌ 📖 ✝️👎

Mark: 💥🎉😼😹🔫

Margaret: 🩷🤦‍♀️🍵💚💐

Louisa: 💞☕📚❓💟

Francis: 💵🫰🇱🇷🦅‼️

Steinbeck: 🍇🤍👍☺️

Lovecraft: 👍🐙🍫 (doesn't understand emojis D:)

Lucy: 🪡🔪😤🤦‍♀️👎

Poe: 📜🦝😓☕⚰️

Herman: ☺️👍♥️🙏🐋

James: 👓😐🖐️(idk bro died)

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totallynormalbehavior · 7 months

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Behold it is I that ask almost every🦉

blog ,what their opinions are of WHB.

So chosen one, please share who's your favourite are in WHB and do have any opinions and thoughts regarding the Kings?

*Snaps from imagination*

Wait I’m the chosen one

how to answer hmmm

Okay let’s go

Satan

8.9/10

He was of the kings who caught my eye at the beginning

Love me some little red man

Pregame opinion

He is probably going to be a heartless angry dude who wouldn’t care for MC’s feelings.Red flag with the anger issues.

After game opinion:

He is such a tease ugh I love him.This man gets turned on if you shout at him and he feeds off your anger.so a perfect person if you like to stress relief and a perfect punching bag(fiction of course)

I really love how he cares for MC and is one of the few who sees MC as their own person *gives Sitri the side eye*.Love how he gets jealous of if someone tries to get even close to MC.

Everybody wants to kicked on the butt by him.

He reminds me of a sheep who has anger issues

This still lives rent free in my mind 😳

Mammon

7/10

The first thing I look for in a man is his heart ❤️ …..THE FACT THAT HIS TITS IS INFRONT OF IT IS NOT MY FAULT

Pregame opinion:

His design is gorgeous to me especially those hand claws whatever they call it he wears.

He is going to fall in love with MC the at first sight.He is a gentle giant,probably a himbo.Does also he produce gold also from his dic-“gets shot”.

After game opinion

And I wa right about his personality.This man has a heart of gold .Sor why are you so big

Sugar daddy Mammon to the rescue.

This man is really oblivious about what he says to others especially around Satan and their height difference.

Reading his selfie card story ,it’s like talking to a wall with this man.

Oh and also the description “I wanna be yours “and not “you will be mine “ is him.Instead of you being his pet,this man considers you his Master.Good boy for MC

His H scene is one of my favs so far

Can I squeeze his tits as relievers

Leviathan

9/10

Pregame opinion:

🎵Looks like an angel walks like an angel🎵

Oh my sweet beautiful honey boo boo who wouldn’t hurt a fly .Is such a soft boy 🥺.

His kink is dangerous though .Would this man be turned on if he choked on his drink though

After game opinion

Gets slapped in the head of how much of a menace this guy is.*holds head in pain* wait …WHAT HAPPEN TO SOFT BOI

I don’t like how this man calls me out for being a perv escuse you sir I’m a ✨expensive hoe✨who is selective thank you very much 😤

Have you ever cried upon seeing someone so beautiful

This demon hangs everyone for the pettiest reason,wait you breath the same air as him 😡 “hang

Is a interesting character ngl

One of the characters who gets MC’s attention

His bathtub card broke me …

Dat ass

Rattail Beelzebub

-10000000/10

*breaths in and out *

This man oho this man

Pregame opinion:

Disgusting Rattail who is a homeless men ,did you see his jeans zero fashion sense .

Shamless slut and is proud of it

After game opinion:

👆

Still the same but worse

I hate that after the quiz I got him.No I did not see the retry button,it’s because I was sleeping.

Ugh Rattail

*somone shouts in the audience:She is in denial your honour

No I’m not

…….

Anyways where was I um

His selfie card story proved to me that this man is jerk

He makes Bael overwork and I don’t like that .He must take responsibility for his own kingdom #FreeBael

I want this man as far away from me before I smell I I whiff of his cigs and rat piss

Why did they e make him so sexy and hot and cool and sjdheisjsbeji

*Sprays rat spray*

She is really in love with him and would die for him

Gunshots 🔫

And last for a man who is still not in the game

Lucifer

100000000000000/10

Sir I would like to ask for your hand in marriage 💍🥺

I’m certified Luciwhore

This man is so beautiful *cries*I would like to kiss him and tell him how precious he is

30cm ..where is all that going 🤨 Can I suck your di-

*Explosion*

Now for my fav nobles …honestly love all of them can’t pick a fav among them😌

#whb thoughts #whb ask

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ratkingdad · 17 days

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You 👉 know what I’ve always hated 😡💢 about you 👉, Amethar 👑🍬? You 👉 were so damn 👿 lucky 🍀.

I mean 😪, fifth 5️⃣ in line 📉 for the throne 🪑 and the crown 👑 rests 🛏️ on your head 🙆‍♂️. And each of your sisters 👯‍♀️ better 🥇 and more clever 👩‍🏫 than you. It really makes the unfortunate 🍀🚫 minor lord 🤵 of a less ↘️ than wealthy 💵 barony feel… well, a little underwhelming 😑😴.

Oh, I’ll say 📢, your sisters 👯‍♀️ were a little less lucky 🍀. The least 🥉 lucky 🍀 thing that ever happened to Rococoa 🍫 was when she found out 🕵️‍♀️ that I was selling 💰 weapons 🔫⚔️ to the Ceresians 🍞🥯. That… that had to be dealt with ☠️. And I think 🤔 you’ll remember how odd 🤪 it was that she was found riddles with arrows 🏹 so far behind our own lines 〰️. But that’s war 💣, and strange things happen in war 💣🧨 all the time ⏰.

The Ceresians 🥖🍞, I find are very reasonable, very reasonable and you can see 👓🔎some of their tents 🏕️ out here in the field 🌾.

You know, I don't have luck 🍀 so I have to work 💪. I have to work 💪a lot. First, I had to put the little cheese 🧀 boy 🧒🏼 onto the scent of the Duchess 👸 Coldbottle 🍼, and I had to ferry ⛴️ his idiot sailors ⛵️all the way the Sucrosi road 🚗 to that little farmhouse 🏠 - I mean, had to get them there somehow, they couldn't sail ⛵️ there, could they? And they'd be so suspicious 🤨 walking 🚶‍♂️ up the road, and yet - you miraculously ⛪️ survived 🖖, when you should have died 💀. Amethar 👑 🍬 the Unfallen ❤️.

You uncharacteristically 😮 leave a fight 👊 , you jump 🐰 out of the ring 💍 rather than trying to behead that carrot 🥕- and they call the tournament 🏟️, even with all the work 🏋️ that me and Alfredi 🍝 put in to getting those watersteel 💦 daggers 🗡️ into her hands 🙌 . I - I thought 💭 I was going to fail 0️⃣.

And then, and then your friend Manta Ray Jack 🧀 mentioned a girl 👧 , at the banquet 🍱 , 'stashed somewhere in the Dairy 🥛 Islands 🏝️ ', and I thought 💭 , 'That's so interesting 🤔 . Amethar 👑 🍬 and I are best friends 👯‍♂️, war buddies 🤝 as far back as we can remember 🧐. Why 🤨would he never 👎 tell me?' And I got to thinking 🤔 , 'Amethar 👑 🍬 was never quiet 🤐 about his exploits 🏃 as a roving Prince 🫅 of Candia 🍭, so why didn't I hear 👂 about this girl 👧 ?' And I thought 💭 , 'I'd better talk 🎙️with Manta Ray Jack 🧀.'

He didn't wanna 🙊 talk, but a few fingers 👋 and pints 🍻 of blood 🩸 later we remembered your sister's book 📖 . Very useful, your sister 👩 . Very useful indeed - up until a young Belizabeth Brassica 🥦 ordered her run 🏃🏻‍♀️ down in the streets by Vegetanian 🥗 Knights ⚔️ . That - that hurt 😔 , because she had always been very sweet 🍭 to me. Well, after Manta Ray 🧀, I saw 👀 an opportunity. You know, it hurts 🤕 to have all of your plans 📒 fail, but they say that improvisation 🎭 is the better part of planning 📝 , so I was happy 😊 to take advantage 🔝 of that opportunity when 🕰️ it presented itself, Amethar 👑 🍭.

You know what happens to a man 🧍‍♂️ when he dies ☠️ ? He shits 💩 himself. So I'll be happy 😊 to watch 👁️ 👁️ you shit 💩 one last time 🕰️, Amethar 👑 🍭 .

I wonder 🧐 if they'll call ☎️ you 'Amethar 👑 🍭 the Unfallen ❤️ ' after this😤? Here's to a future 🔮 you can't ⛔️ ruin 😡.

#a crown of candy #calroy cruller #this took me twenty full minutes help #dimension 20

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robloxgoddess · 8 months

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suck bakls???

You 👈 useless 👎 piece 🍗 of shit 💩. You 👉🏻 absolute 🙀 waste 🗑 of space 🚀 and air 💨🤷🏽‍♀️. You 👈 uneducated 👩‍🏫🚫, ignorant 😷, idiotic 😜 dumb 🤤 swine 💩, you’re an absolute 😤 embarrassment 😳 to humanity 🤦👦😤 and all 💯 life 👤 as a whole 💦😍. The magnitude 🔍🔎 of your 👉 failure ❌ just now is so indescribably 🛂🔫🚴🏽 massive 🌐 that one ☝ hundred 💯 years 📅 into the future 📅 your 👉🏽 name 📛 will be used 🎶 as moniker of evil 😈😡 for heretics 💁‍♀️💇🏼‍♂️👯‍♂️. Even 🌝 if all 💯 of humanity 👤 put 🔛 together 👥 their collective 🛠 intelligence 🧠 there is no 🚫 conceivable way ↕ they could have thought 🤔 up ⬆ a way ↕ to fuck 👉👌 up ☝ on 🔛 the unimaginable scale 🐍 you 👹👈 just did. When 🍑 Jesus 🙏🏼 died ⚰☠ for our sins 😈, he 👨 must 🔒 not have seen 👀 the sacrilegious act 🎭 we just witnessed 👀 you 👈 performing 🎭👌, because if he 👨 did he 👨 would have forsaken 💩 humanity 🤦👦😤 long 8️⃣🍆💦 ago 🔙 so that your 👉 birth 👶 may 🗓 have never 🚫 become 😌 reality 😍. After 👀 you 👈 die 💀, your 👉 skeleton 💀☠ will be displayed 📺 in a museum 🏛 after 2️⃣ being scientifically 👨‍🔬 researched 🔎✨ so that all 😤💯 future 📅 generations 👌 may 👌 learn 👨‍🏫 not to generate 👶 your 👉 bone ☠ structure 🕋, because every 💯👌👀 tiny 😑 detail 🇩🇪🐊🐉 anyone 😼👌💥 may 🗓 have in common 😍🐩 with you 👈 degrades 👎 them to a useless 👎 piece 🍗 of trash 🗑 and a burden 💪 to society 😼👌💥. No 🚫 wonder 🍎 your 👉 father 👨 questioned 🤔❓🧐 whether 🌩 or not your 👉 were truly 💯 his 💦 son 👦, for you'd have to not be a waste 🗑 of carbon ⚗ matter 🙅 for anyone 🙋 to love ❤ you 👉 like 👍 a family 👪 member 🍇. Your 👉 birth 😫👉👶 made 👉 it so that mankind 👱‍♂️ is worse 😫 of in every 💯 way ↕ you 👉 can possibly 💯 imagine 💭, and you 👉🏻 have made 👉 it so that society 👥 can never ❌ really 💯 recover 😘 into a state 👌 of organization ✊. Everything 💯 has forever 🕐 fallen ⬇ into a bewildering chaos 🌋, through which unrecognizable core 🌎, you 👈 can only find 🔎🤠 misfortune 👲. I 👁 would say 💬 the apocalypse ☠☣☢ is upon 👦 us 👨 but 🍑🍓 this is merely 🏫 the closest 💁‍♂️ word 📓 humans 👤 have for the sheer 😔😍🙁 scale 🍆 of horror 👿👻🍆 that is now reality 👌🏻💯. You 🙇👈 have forever 🕐🕔🕤 condemned 👿 everyone 👥 you 👈🏻 love 😍 and know 💭 into an eternal 💫 state 👌 of suffering 😭, worse 📉 than any human 👤 concept 🤔 of hell 🔥. You 👈 are such an unholy 🙌🏻 being, that if you 👈🏾 step ⬅👞 within 🅰 a one ☝ hundred 🔢 foot 👣 radius ☀ of a holy 🙏 place 🚩 or a place 🏆😍 that has ever 😠 been deemed ❗👪 important 🔝 by anyone 🙋, your 👉 distorted 😜 sac religious 🙏 soul 👻 will ruin 😭 whatever 🙌 meaning 😏 it ever 😠 had beyond 👉 repair 🙌. You 🤖👈 are an idiotic 💢, shiteating, dumbass 😂🤣 ape 🐵 and no 🙅 one 😤 has ever 😠 loved ❤ you 👈. Rhodes Island 🌴 would have been better 👍 off 💦😝😂 if you'd never ❌ joined 🤩 us 👨. You 👈 are a lying 😤, backstabbing, cowardly 🐄 useless 👎 piece 🍗 of shit 💩 and I 👁 hate 😡👎 you 👈 with every 💯 single ☝ part 〽 of my being. Even 🌃 this worlds 🌎 finest 📥 writers 📝 and poets 😩 from throughout 😎💦 the ages 👵 could never ❌ hope 🙏 to accurately ☑ describe 👇🙌 the scale 🍆 on 🔛 which you 👈 just fucked 😩 up ⬆, and how incredibly 😯‼❗ idiotic 😜 you 👈 are. Anyone 🙋🙏 that believes 🚫🙏 in any religion 🙏 out there should now realize 💡 that they have been wrong 🚼🚫❌ this entire 🇺🇸 time ⏰, for if divine 😰 beings 🐝 were real 💯, they would never 🚫 have allowed ✅ a being such as you 👈 to stain 😂 the earth 🌎 and this universe 😱. In the future 📅 there will be horror 👿👻🍆 stories 📖👈 made 👉 about 💦 you 👈, with the scariest 👾😱 part 🗳〽 of them being that the reader 📖📒 has to realize 🤔 that such an indescribable 🛂🔫🚴🏽 monster 👹 actually 😳🅱 exists 😂, and that the horrific 💀 events 🎫 from the

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viiridiangreen · 9 months

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I'm tired 😴 of weakness 😖 Tired 😴 of my feet 👣 of clay I'm tired 😴 of days to 🔜 come 💦 I'm tired 😴 of yesterday And all the worn out 💯 things 💰🍄 that 😐😐 I ever said Now it's much too 😎 late ♂🕐 The words 📓😢 stay ✋ in my ♂👌 head 😑 So ❓💯 the 🚨🔚 day 🕛☀ will begin 📦 again 😭😩 Take 😃 comfort from 💥🤤 me 👫 It's up to you 👈 now You're still 😻 here 🈁💦 and 👏 you'll 🤖👵 dig ⛏ in 👇👇 again That's comfort to 💦 you It's up ☝ to you now 😱⬇ So 💯 pariah you'll ➕👌 begin again 🤤 Take comfort from me And I 🤢 will take 🏼🤳 comfort from 👉 you ‼👈 I'm 😑 tired of 👬💯 Facebook 👯 Tired 🤤 of 😫💰 my 🙏 failing health I'm 🏿🐝 tired of everyone 👬👨 And 💥 that includes myself 😔😂 Well ✌ being alone 🙃 now It doesn't bother me 😣😩 But not 🚫 knowing 💭☣ if 🍆 you 🚫 are 🏼💢 That's 💰😤 been hell 😡 you 👉 see 👀👀 So ❗‼ the day 🌞📆 will 😛🌳 begin 💦 again 👌🏼 Take ✋ comfort from 🥃 me It's 💦👉 up 👆👭 to you now 😭 You're 😂💁 still 👉 here 📍💦 And you'll 🏃👉 dig ⛏⛏ in 📥 again That's 😠☝ comfort to 🎲 you 😩👏 It's ➡✋ up to you 🍁‼ now 🕒⏰ So 👟🆘 pariah you'll 💖 begin again ▶ Take comfort from me 👏😏 It 💦▶ will take 😃 time Don't 👎😡 you 💓‼ worry Don't worry 😭 about 💦 a 🅰 thing 📴📴 'Cause 🎗 nothing 🙅 really 😍🔔 dies ⚰ Nothing really ends 😡I'm tired 😴😴 of 😣 weakness Tired of 👍😤 my 💯 feet 🐧 of clay I'm 🤡🙆 tired 😴😓 of 💦🔥 days 📆📅 to 🚓 come I'm 👁👱 tired 😓😴 of yesterday 📆 And all 👦 the 👏🌎 worn out things 🤐🔱 that I 😞💰 ever said Now 🍑 it's 🤔 much 💯🍆 too ✌😵 late The 👏👦 words 🤔📓 stay in my head 😗 So the day 😫 will begin again 😰 Take 💨🅰 comfort from 😂🙃 me It's up to 👶🅱 you 👉🏾 now 🏿📆 You're ♂🔫 still here and 💯👨 you'll ✈♀ dig ⛏⛏ in 🍆👌 again 🙄 That's 😐 comfort to 😤💦 you 👈 It's 😂 up to 😯 you 👈👉 now So 👱🆘 pariah you'll 😍 begin again Take ✋ comfort from 😲 me And 👅✋ I 😍 will 🙅 take 👆 comfort from you 👈😍 I'm tired 😴😔 of 😱 Facebook Tired of 🗜 my 🙂 failing health I'm tired 😓😴 of 💥🌹 everyone 🎈 And 💰💰 that includes myself 🔫😂 Well ♂🤓 being 😯😑 alone now It 🚫🕤 doesn't bother me 💖 But not knowing if 🤔👩 you 👅 are 🔄😎 That's 🏻 been hell 🔥 you 👤 see So 💯💯 the 🏥😃 day 🎊🌞 will begin 💦💦 again Take 😥🤳 comfort from 👉 me 🙈👏 It's up ☝😍 to 💦👂 you 👉🎆 now ☝ You're still here 👇 And you'll 💦😏 dig in again 👶 That's comfort to you It's 💯💯 up to 💋👆 you 😮😍 now So pariah you'll 👈😫 begin 💦 again ❗ Take ✋ comfort from 🍆 me 👨 It 🔄 will take 🖐 time 🕛 Don't you 👈 worry 🙇🏻 Don't 😡🚫 worry about 💭💦 a thing 'Cause 🔄🎗 nothing 😷 really 👀😍 dies 💀 Nothing 🚷 really ends

#music #steven wilson #memes #viitalks #straight from the Great Crying Mosh Pit = Esteban Guillermez fans

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pandasized-crevice · 2 years

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MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP 14 THOUGHTS

are y’all freaking ready cus I’m not😭

back at the house okok

Ig after he remembers he’ll go get Korns headass?

Vegas looks so innocent and sweet just then

As you should protect pete!!!!

OH PORSCHE IS REMEMBERING

Baby chay!! 🥺so cute

PHOENIX TATTOO ORGINS

Bitch im gonna cry DEADASS

OH WE THERE THE WHOLE TIME🕴🏻

I’m scared Porsche is gonna shoot Korn on accident and kinns gonna come in at that moment

OH KINN IS HERE

Tell them the ACTUAL TRUTH KORN

Say sike we can’t be c o u s i n s 🕴🏻

SIDEBAR:Everyone was so quick to be like omg they’re cousins as if Korn would let them be together/bring them together if they were actually blood related

There it is:foster sister

GUN YOU FUCKER

W H A T NO😦

OH SHIT KORN HAVING A STROKE

Kinn don’t look at him like that🤨

ALL THE BROTHERS FINALLY

it would be their dad nearly dying that brings them together

wait…😶

WAIT😬

KORN DIED?!?OH SHIT I THOUGHT HE’D PULL THROUGH

oh kinn THAT DAMNED RING BRO

YOU SHOULDVE DIED GUN (he better die on god)

wait poisoned?i thought the stress of the truth got him…..🤨

His dad dead and he can’t even mourn DAMNED MAFIA LIFE

Porsche my boy☹️

Hey girlies💃🕺

All these whores underestimating my boy 😤

YUHHH MAFIA LEADER KINN THINGS

oh lord there goes the minor families boys

Vegas in the tan suit🥵

pause:are vegas pants like flared? thats giving

Wait if Chan dies……😶

OH TELL HIM CHAN

Chan you are so cool sir🗣🧎‍♀️

ITS STARTING WHORES ITS STARTING

🚨THE MAFIA SHOW IS MAFIAING🚨🔫

NO CHAN I WAS JUST KIDDING NOOOO

DAMNIT SOMEONE BETTER END GUN DEADASS

one last smoke i salute you chan🫡

GOOD LORD MY BOYS

POL NO YALL CAN'T TAKE POL TOO

FUCK THEM UP KINNPETE

PORSCHE PLEASE PULL UP SOON

YESSSS OUR BOY IS HERE

FUCK YES DUDE OMG

kinns "porsche" AYAHAHAH

THIS QUEEN GO GIRL YESS

it time hoes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM ON YOUR SIDE AHAHAHhAHAHFHBDRJ.FJKRHFNJERHNER ER

🗣YESSSSSSSS THE GUN SPINNING🗣

KINN PLEASE🫣😳😏

FINALLY FREEFALL WITH KINNPORSCHE

*the woman was too in awe & stunned to speak*

CRAP KINN GET UP

NO PORSCHE FUCK YOU VEGAS

pete NOWS YOUR TIME WHERE ARE YOU

NOT PORSCHE NOT THE HEART

um.....🤨🕴🏻

TANKHUN?!?!

YESSS MY KING ARM DOES IT AGAIN🫶

ERIKA YOU ARE A QUEEN

YESSSSS GO GIRL🫶

HEY CHAY

hair dye product placement nice nice

AHAHA KIM IS THERE TO PROTECT CHAY

FUCK THEM UP KIM YESSS

his face dude 😂

chay just chilling while kim fighting for their lives💀

kim the badass you are🧎‍♀️

NO NOT ERIKA😦😩

no fuck you,you killed my parents

OOOOOOH WHAT😯

NO FUCKING WAY 😦

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK😧

these fools i stg

PETE!!!!!!!!!GET HIM PETE FR

shiiiiiit🫢

OHHH MY GOD

SAY FUCKING SIKE RN

HE'S ALIVE?!??????!!!!!dude what the fuck

NO FUCKING WAY

YALL ARE SHITTING ME

SHE'S A L I V E?!?!

dude once again WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

W O W

DUDE WHATS THE ACTUAL FUCKING TRUTH

man i'd shoot korn anyway,just a little🤏

oh hey vegas

your dad was trash vegas highkey better this way

AND IF VEGAS SHOOTS KORN WHAT THEN🧍🏻

pete don't leave NOO PETE STAY WITH US

bro im crying

damn that was an all day fight huh

bitch im sobbing

*THE WOMAN WAS TOO FUCKING STUNNED TO SPEAK WTF*

WHAT?! PORSCHE MAFIA LEADER ERA?!😮

oh so chay didn't know kim was there?typical

OOOOOH YEAH PORSCHE HEAD OF MINOR FUCKING FAMILY LOOK HIM ASHHEK.FIWRN🫡👏

NOT THE TRASITION TO WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO THE HOUSE😭

HE. IS.SO.FUCKING.F I N E😳

yall see their fucking rings bitch im levitating

THESE BITCHES ARE SO HOT POWER FUCKING COUPLE BITCH

TANKHUN AND TAY YES!!!!!!!

yes and pol is okay thank god

hey chay what goes on

THIS IS THE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE AND CRYING SCENE

ITS KIM SINGING WHY DONT YOU FUCKING STAY!?HIS CONFESSION TO CHAY😭

jeff fucking it up rn AS HE SHOULD YUH

OH WE ON DA BOAT

tankhun getting emotional i love him you honor

porsche not that type of surprise girl💀😏

dude just....apo is so fucking gorgeous who allowed this

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MILE

porsche smacking kinns ass is something i never knew i needed

kinn bartender era!

kinn is so fucking cheesy

BOTH OF THEM ARE THE HAND KISS PLS

I KNEW VEGAS HOE ASS WAS ALIVE

you can't kill the devil that easily😈

become one? sounds like a marriage proposal

dude i fucking love them so.much

tankhun just like me fr

their mom deserved so much better☹️

this is heartbreaking 😭

PETE MY BOY

the last glimpse we see of macau and he's asleep

WHY YOU THINK GIRL

bro stop look at them 😭just a little family fr☹️🫶

WHAT A FUCKING ROLLARCOASTER MAN. but it was an honor to ride it with yall my fellow kinnporschers🫡

#cellulars fjwkpt #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #thai series #thai bl series #kinnporsche finale #kinnporsche ep14 #i love kinnporsche #I’m gonna miss them dude😭#season two when pls & thx

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emeraldbabygirl · 1 year

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Remember when I died over Yoojung hugging KB’s leg in the Instinct photos?

JUST REALIZED HES HUGGING HIS LEG not exactly the way I like to hug legs bUT STILL UGH 😩😤 this is another weird thing for me to try and describe why I like it 😔 it’s a comfort thing I think I also like hugging people around the waist specifically if they’re standing and I am sitting idk and idk it’s weird does anyone else have this? Lol doubt I’m the only whack that likes to hug people’s legs lol oOF but I’m constantly thinking about that gif of taebin supremacy like it’s in the back of my mind but it’s spinning around screaming. And yes they’re all wearing sweaters too shut up goddamn.

AND IF THEY’RE TALL AND ME SMOL AND I HUG LEG FROM SITTING POSITION AND THEY TOWER OVER ME AAAHHHHHHH 😩💍 LIKE IF THEY HAVE TO FOLD THEMSELVES IN HALF JUST TO KISS ME 🥺🔫

#shut up y’all don’t understand #fak off mate #n.flying #onlyoneof #shhhh #brain go 🌀🌀🌀🌀

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picklesgrowontrees · 3 years

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I REALLY NEED TO GET THIS OUT OH MY LORDDDD

first off, thank you to the writers room people the new video was a banger! Also, Thomas’s acting is getting better and better every day

I am just barely holding off on screaming about everything into my pillow and I’m most likely going to hyperfixate on this for the next month but here are some things I need to point out from the Special:

Thomas, you lost an excellent opportunity to say “it sure feels like a dream….come true!” In your opening scene.

Our favorite boys with all of our favorite nicknames in their bios —🥺🥺🥺

Roman, are you okay? Your makeup be on fleek tho

Virgil = Rocket Raccoon x100

“My bestie, Patton” Janus omfg he’s your husband

THEY KNOW HIS NAME! LOGAN CALLED HIM JANUS!!!

Also, Logan—nice. So proud of you. I cant believe you learned a new word today

Janus is literally out-drama-geeking Roman. I never knew that was possible.

Excuse me what was that you said about eyeshadow? Janus is teasing Virgil about his purple glitter. Virgil reacts like a violent caveman

I’m…pretty….sure….that Remus…doesn’t, have his pants on backwards???? Maybe??? In any case👌 his bosom is emblazoned

‘Whose hand is that? Jesus’ —also, what. Thomas you should run

Janus you passive agressive bitch we all know you literally made that sandwich for Patton

LOGAN—calm down with the size of your glass man, I’m pretty sure that’s enough wine to kill a small child

Thomas you’re really killing me with the angst JUST LISTEN TO LITERAL LOGIC FOR 1 MINUTE

So Remus found the mindspace, huh? Alright y’all, time to throw every single fanfiction involving the creativitwins’ split kingdoms into the canon garbage can

#deviousgaming4life #gotem #secretlife

FUCKEMUP PISSY! I-I MEAN PRINCEY! YOUR SWORD JUST GOT A MANICURE THO

A-huh,A-huh, now say that again, but slower Virgil

I really can’t look at Virgil transforming into a puppet the same way again after those bloopers 💀

Seriously, guys.😤 Everyone who's here at my awesome party...🍾🎉 🤪this huge crowd of people that's definitely here right now...Somebody😠🤫 broke 😩my grandma's👵 vase✨✨🏺✨✨And that was the last thing she gave to me... before she died!!!! ☠️I swear 🔫😀to all things football ⚽️?🏈? AND/OR skateboarding... 🛹 …that I will find you….🪓🗡⚔️🔪😁Don't make me cry these incredibly manly 💪🏻🧔‍♂️tears! Anyone can speak up here 👀and be a part of this scene. 👀👀👀Especially those of us who aren't imagined🙂and... are actually here on the stage.🧨

The angst is packing in hard, TheatreMan.

Virgil you bastard😂😂 I demand a petition for Janus to have a solo number, and I would very much like to see the raw caught-in-4K footage of Janus dancing and hyping up Virgil for the lie song in the background

Remus you bastard😂😂

🍊👀

*ahem* ✍️📝 “Scare-amore”? Amore as in Amour? Amour as in Love in Spanish? We can’t escape the prinxiety

I swear they all had to restrain Remus from saying something rated r about Nico

Don’t worry Virgil you’re not the only one. Thomas being straight is one of my sleep paralysis demons

So that’s why Janus wears a hat. How many fanarts are we gonna get of Janus with a hamster? Like, what do you say, 500? Thousand?

Virgil is a mood. Except mine is an endless script in my notes app. So classy

(Edit) Roman is not okay. And neither am I

Janus is still salty about the others’ wardrobe upgrades

Did no one else notice the way that Roman said virgil’s name? I swear the prinxiety

Virgil I think you want to set the type of goal Remus was going for…at the beginning of his idea anyways. Praise, man

So—let me get this gay. Patton wants to be married to Logan. I can feel the love tonight

Logan I do not blame you for your wine glass update, where can I get me one of those?

Also—Virgil is the cousin because Remus and Janus are the aunt and uncle so they are LITERALLY HIS PARENTS OMG

Janus I’m scared and terrified and afraid and terrified what more do you want

The Roman series. Is in fact; a Prinxiety Dungeons and dragons AU fanfiction. I could not be happier

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ow-anteater · 3 years

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Jesse McCree, pacing around Jack Morrison’s office delivering what should be a ‘rational and level headed account of the Venice incident’: GABRIEL REYES?🧍🏾‍♂️

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING GABRIEL REYES GOD DAMN FOOL GUN DISPENSING 🔫 DUST EATING RAT 🐀 OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN 🤡 IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY 🤠 MOTHERFUCKING GABRIEL REYES

STOP ❌ INTERUPTING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT GABRIEL REYES I HATE HIM SO MUCH 🤬 WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP GUNS ⚔️ WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE 🏃🏼‍♂️ IS HE DEAD 💀 IS HE A BASTARD 👻 MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THIS ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MAN 🙈 WITHOUT THAT STUPID LITTLE HAT 🧢 AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS 🌍 SHITTIEST HAIRDO GET AWAY FROM ME ⛔️

if i wanted to get into heaven 🙏🏽 and god said gabriel reyes’ waiting inside 🧍🏾 i would piss 💦on gods feet 😩 for the sole purpose of getting sent back down ⬇️

if i have to deal 🤝 with gabriel reyes speaking one 1️⃣ word in person 🤵🏾‍♂️ on voice 🎤 on comms 🔈 not only will i close 🙅‍♂️ the channel i will step on my earpiece out of spite 😡 and have to track down 🗺 a recording of our comms later for the experience of being able to skip ⏭ all the times when he is mentioned or alive ☠️✝️

i dont even know ⁉️ why i hate him so much 🤬🔪. he shoots old italian men 🇮🇹 but i am just mad because i am angy 😤

he better have some fucked up backstory 📖 to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of deadpool 💀🌊 and wanted to be the irl version ill go ham 🍖

BETTER have had a good excuse for killing a man cuz if he didnt Im going to give him one ⚔️

paypal.com/IFuckingHateGabrielReyes 💸

missions not even about him. 😶 vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his objective and I lost it 🚯

where the fuck is gabriel reyes if hes still alive 🫀 im going to so deeply wish 🙏🏽 he wasnt 🚫❌

🌸 crusty old man 🌸

ill punch 🤜🏽 reyes and his sad frail old man twig 🌾 bones 🦴 will simply flake apart under my epic 💯 huge 🍆 meat 🥩 fist ✊🏽 and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final gun he kept on him at all times simply named My Very Favorite Gun That I Shan’t Thrown Away 🥺 in ancient yiddish

im not breathing ☺️ im hyperventilating 🥵 at this point

i hope theres a date 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 given for when gabriel died or will die ⚰️ so i can make it a reminder on my phone 📞

everyday once a year i will see 👀 it and do anything 🙅🏽‍♂️ but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up guns 🔫🔫

#overwatch #reaper #gabriel reyes #jack morrison #jesse mccree #mccree #Long post #This is funny reblog it #it’s such a good video it gets me every time #best copy pasta out there hands down

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give me a fun and/or morbid fact abt theme parks this is a threat 🔫😤

STOP, LIZZIE, I'D DIE FOR YOU 😭😭

Depending on how you want to look at it, fortunately or unfortunately, most of the facts I have are morbid because the only two reasons a theme park ends up abandoned is because they run out of money or there were too many deaths 😬

But some of them get really gruesome, so I'll just give you the more outlandish facts so I don't end up scarring you djcjjddj

Action Park will probably always be one that fascinates me the most because it's been deemed the deadliest theme park in the world (idk if that's true, but it's definitely the deadliest in the U.S.) and the shit they got away with makes me feel insane sjxje

Like, the dude that founded it was rich so he started this bogus insurance company to insure said theme park and then he could just do whatever he wanted (which he did). Like, he'd hire people to design and build new rides, but they weren't engineers! And they were completely unqualified! And he just wanted to build faster, bigger, more insane rides. That was his only criteria. And if that isn't bad enough you know who he hired to run and operate said rides?????

TEENAGERS!!!!!! TEENAGERS!!!

Every time I read about/see a ride or attraction from this place, I feel so stressed out, I have to lie down. This place was truly lawless. But just to give you an idea of how batshit insane this place was, they had this insane ass slide:

And you wanna how they tested it out??? Gene, founder of said park, went to the teenagers that worked here and told them he'd give anyone willing to go down it $100. 🙃 and of course they did it, cause hey, 100 bucks. Apparently there was a trap door at the top of the little loop at the end there, and when they opened it, there were teeth stuck too it. 🤯

I don't know how legit this is because I'm taking it straight out of the HBO max documentary (well, most of this is from that documentary but I've read about this place before and a lot it corroborates what I heard in the movie so it feels legit) but apparently the only time this park had to report an injury to the state is if the person was taken away in an ambulance. So, we really only know about the most extreme cases. And it's still deemed the deadliest in the US.

My head's exploding.

Anyway, enough about that place, it just fascinates me and makes me feel so stressed that I feel insane.

Some other interesting places: there was theme park in Berlin that went through some crazy stuff, including the owner and his son getting busted for trying to smuggle 400 pounds of drugs in one of the rides

There used to be a theme park in Connecticut that was called Holy Land USA and it's exactly how it sounds: it was a theme park that featured attractions that were pulled from various passages from the Bible.

Disney World, the one right here in Florida, had abandoned parks for a while. There was an old water park that opened in... I wanna say the 70s?? And then closed permanently in like '01 or '02 and up until 2019 they just.....left it there. Also, people died at this place, and even though Disney says that wasn't the reason it closed, some people believe it was. They also had Discovery Island, which, as the name suggests, could only be accessed by boats and it was opened first as Treasure Island and it had a shipwreck and a pirate theme but then they rebranded it just a few years later to Discovery Island and it became a natural habitat for guests to explore wildlife and fauna. But then they built Animal Kingdom and the Island became obsolete so they relocated the animals, closed it off, and left everything there. I read they're planning on tearing it down and using the land for a future hotel, but idk how legit that information is.

Also, there was a Ferris wheel in Berlin that still spun in the wind well over a decade after it was abandoned.

I could go on but I know you were just indulging me and this is already too long and I'm on mobile so I can't do a read more but 😭😭 thank you for this, the serotonin......

#asks #lizzie tag 🐸#long post #this gave me the same amount of serotonin as when I get to talk about Zack lmao

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domorebemore · 6 years

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Long motberfucking story short my phone is ONLY letting me text and it was on like 5% and wouldn't restart like my phone fully died and dad had to call work for me and they want me to come in as soon as possible GSBSNNSMALLSKSJWNXMZNSMZMMZKZS 😂😂😂😂😂🔫🔫🔫🔫😂😂😂👌👌👌👌😤😤😤🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌😀😀😀😀🌻

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