Dang it! Boss says I’ve been taking too many bathroom breaks at work, so this is my new uniform until my productivity improves. How am I supposed to greet clients when I’m in a soggy diaper?!?
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So I’m reading this essay about how the sexual interpretations of Dracula tend to shift depending on the culture of the time, and it’s pretty interesting, but it also has the funniest quote imaginable
“Dracula is a horror story about vampires; the scene in the crypt depicts a vampire-slaying; the stake is a stake; and Lucy is a vampire who is being destroyed according to the method prescribed by folklore” -Robert Mighall
And like, that’s the academic version of dropping this bad boy in the discord chat:
this is literally one of the funniest academic papers I have ever read
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The look a baby makes when he desperately needs his pamper changed but is too embarrassed to ask
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I can speak from personal experience and say that diapers are much better in terms of availability. They are certainly faster because there is no delay and of course, they are generally more convenient. Of course, there is the inevitable diaper change, which is certainly not a minor issue, but the advantage is that it can normally be planned. Diapers have a specific capacity which we know from experience and so we can gauge approximately when we will need to change next and usually that can be at a convenient location like home or the (sadly rare) clean and bright public toilet.👌👌👌
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i feel like some people are out here fighting tooth and nail to justify any interest they have in whump and that it's NOT for sexual reasons and that they DON'T condone this irl and they would NEVER want this actions to be used on others and like baby you realize there's people out here who jerk off to the idea of sentient boeing 747s that vore all the passengers. like. you're fine.
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Daddy’s little one going in for a much needed paci-break. 😌🤭🥹
📸 : @ louis_waalsh (IG)
👨: @DLmarck
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Cute boy with freshly wetted dips trying to hide it behind his oversized sweater because he's embarrassed
He's head is bowed, his ears red and the swollen padding is squished between his thighs; only just not hidden behind the warm, knitted fabric he's halfway clinging to.
But it's okay <3 that's what it's there for, no need for shame
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Baby mommy will make you sit on a high chair Whne I get there baby..mommy will help you arrange a room where she will keep all your baby stuffs and mommy will arrange your room with a play pen and a high chair and mommy will always make you sit on the high chair when she is cooking and mommy will also sleep with you in bed every night..if mommy sleeps off you can play with mommy's breast baby and you can play with mommy's panties
Baby-Mami wird dich auf einen Hochstuhl setzen. Wenn ich dort ankomme, Baby, wird Mama dir helfen, ein Zimmer einzurichten, in dem sie alle deine Babysachen aufbewahren kann. Und Mama wird dein Zimmer mit einem Laufstall und einem Hochstuhl einrichten. Und Mama wird dich immer auf den Hochstuhl setzen, wenn sie kocht. Und Mama wird auch jede Nacht bei dir im Bett schlafen. Wenn Mama schläft, kannst du mit Mamas Brust spielen, und du kannst mit Mamas Höschen spielen.
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