i can’t write college au fics from michael’s pov bc it would just be this
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Tulipa (tulips)
Tulips were first introduced to European gardens in 1554, a gift from the court of Suleyman the Magnificent in Constantinople. Originally a small mountain flower, the Persians had already produced tulips with bigger blooms in many colors but European (especially Dutch) gardeners started to work on developing new varieties immediately.
This led to the famous episode of Tulipmania from 1634 to 1637; a speculative frenzy centered in the Netherlands. In one month a single bulb of the red and white striped tulip 'Gheel ende Root van Leyden' went from 46 to 515 guilders and some lucky florist made a lot of money.
It all came to a crashing halt on February 2, 1637 when a florist in Haarlem auctioned a quantity of Swisters bulbs (a yellow tulip feathered with red) for an opening bid of 1,250 guilders. Finding no takers, he lowered the price to 1100, then to 1000... and all at once everyone in the room knew that the tulip bubble had burst. Within days tulip bulbs were unsellable at any price. While on the subject, does anyone remember the cryptocurrency boom?
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The Endless—Michael Allred
Honestly, I still believe they’re all trying to outslut each other in this one.
Dream tits out as always, Destruction goes, “Yeah, but I’ve got chest hair!” Death is about to pull a Sharon Stone, Desire’s already in the middle of it and just needs to will away their kit, Despair’s like, “Groan, you’re all so complicated, be naked, be free!”
Destiny: “Nope, you’re all doing it wrong, subtle, fully clothed stoicism is way hotter.” But then he proceeds to lean against the pillar as if he’s waiting for someone to buy him a drink and turns out his hip. Just a bit of course.
And Del’s just Del 🤣
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masterlist
˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . little prompt (♡).
leviathan/gabriel/michael : stop doing that, human.
mc: doing what exactly...?
leviathan/gabriel/michael : things that make me want to love you.
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When I turned 30, I didn't think that I'd still be filled with adoration for men 20 odd years older than me but here we are. 😁
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Okay so i found possibly, a third michael/lucifer og story...
https://www.amazon.com/Loved-Lucifer-His-Son-Ex-Husband-ebook/dp/B0CQQDLHB3
Like im 2x as sure now there are more ill keep digging— (WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE M PREG IMPLIED HO—
while this is crazy, i have to add what is apparently the prequel series to this:
i can't believe this was published this year... the tide is finally turning and we're all talking about the weird sexualized relationship between God and Lucifer... i feel like I've won. they all called me crazy but look who's laughing now.... they hated jesus because he told them the truth
anyway don't buy this because of the ai covers but wow. i would also like to know why every Michael Lucifer story involves one of them getting pregnant
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Every single character as soon as they meet Aziraphale:
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The Sandman Comicverse Cosmology Chart
(I was up till unmentionable o'clock last night, returning to my original pen and ink ( see below) and doing a few edits. Mainly brightening and straightening. I may be surving off a conveyor belt of coffee today. 😅 But I'm happy with the outcome. Mind I like both versions equally in their own way.)
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Oh yeah, have this small little random ass doodle I did last night before completing passing out
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