ஹொசெயா ஃபெர்னாண்டெஸ்

Hosea’s worship business is for people of all religious backgrounds, so he decided to don crotchwear that didn’t offend infidels...

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Hey, you caught me eating…

I eat because it makes my mind feel good.

I touch my muscles to give myself a nice tingly feeling in the cock area.

Yeah, right there. Mmmmhmm.

And I flex because it gives you a tingly feeling in your cock. 

Damn, I’m good!!

সান্দিপ রাজ্বান্শী। ২৪০৪১৩

Give the people what they want. Plain and simple.

২৩১১০৫ ঋষভ দাস।

If they’re going to call it “men’s fitness”, then what the hell is wrong with emphasizing the “male” part…?

Enough of those crotch-covering “surf pants”!!

২২০৭২৩। ওসেযা ফের্নাঁদেস

Desi Johnson

Sachin ponders what it could be that makes his clients want to slobber all over his thigh and torsal muscle groups...

સાછિન રાજ્પુત। ૨૩૧૨૨૨

These videos are later screenshotted for future picture references.

Bombshell

wondering if i have a terminal illness that's about to kill me or if it's just my period again

Yatish finally masters the technique of no-hands auto-stimulation...

“Damn! I’m so fucking hot...”

— he murmurs.

And so are we. So are we...

યતિશ ઠાકર। ૨૩૧૨૨૭

just desi things — life story (it's fun and it's true, i promise)

so i just came to know that my dad has these secret spies hidden everywhere. on my way to school. on my way back home from school. earlier when i used to go to tuition. when i used to come back from tuition. now that i don't go to tuition anymore, he revealed that he'd asked this chaiwala (tea stall person) to keep an eye on me. this chips shop wale uncle, to see whether i was bunking classes to talk to my friends. this another man who was a idk some job person in the nearby hospital to keep an eye on me. so that he could make sure i was safe on the road even when he isn't around. and also to check whether i am getting under bad influence or not lol. thankfully nothing was out of place, or has ever been, till now and i hope to keep it that way :)

now he said that on my way to and from school too, there are people everywhere keeping an eye on me and will report to him as soon as anything is out of place. i won't even be able to guess who might potentially know me and my father and report to him. it's not like he doesn't trust me, he does but this is for my safety lol. so that i am safe on the roads and everywhere. also so that i don't go do drugs while bunking school but we'll ignore that because he never said that. and this spy thing has been going on since i was in class 4... around 9 years old... just for my safety :)

now i feel that my dad is this kinda Italian or Russian mafia person and i'm a mafia princess and there are spies everywhere hidden under the disguise of normal men to ensure my safety.

it's so much fun honestly. makes the plot of my life even more interesting .

read the tags below... story time :)