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phallic-thighs · 3 hours
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What with birth rates falling all around the globe due to declining interest in sexual activity, censors everywhere are loosening their grip to accommodate new uses for kokcs...
Bodybuilders are responding!
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phallic-thighs · 2 days
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When you look like this, nobody gives a ടㅐ¡ㄒ if you’re AI or whut…
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When you look like this, you go to the gym wearing whatever you want.
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phallic-thighs · 2 days
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Legginess...
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phallic-thighs · 5 days
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Wait...
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You can’t wait to do what to me as soon as my jeans are off??
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You’ll see.
It’ll be fun, I promise.
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phallic-thighs · 7 days
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Thighwear...
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phallic-thighs · 16 days
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whoo! Last night I asked the wizard to make me “big“ but I meant, you know, like tall-big, not BIG-big...😅
… And what am I going to do with this oversized cock?????
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(via Home / X)
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phallic-thighs · 16 days
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Say “aah”...
... or whatever it is your arse sez
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phallic-thighs · 24 days
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લેયોનાર્દો હાન્ના આજ઼્રાક। ૨૪૦૩૨૩
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phallic-thighs · 24 days
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You think you can read me like a book huh?
Go ahead and try.
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phallic-thighs · 24 days
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A word from the peanut gallery:
“Now they got these physique contests for guys who don’t want to show off their thighs... so, how about the other way around?? Huh?”
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phallic-thighs · 25 days
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Such a challenge getting it to hang just right...
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phallic-thighs · 25 days
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Pretty much self explanatory...
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phallic-thighs · 26 days
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After 권은구 realized how much his used unwashed jeans sold for at auctions, he stopped donating them to charity...
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phallic-thighs · 26 days
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Mama always said, some men might pass up an incredible set of abs, but no man can say NO to a pair of thick juicy thighs!
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phallic-thighs · 1 month
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Showing enough, but not too enough...
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phallic-thighs · 1 month
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Shades for those who don’t care if they can see
And thighs for those who are glad they can!
And a head a wee bit too small to be considered real...
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phallic-thighs · 1 month
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Superlativity...
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