All superheroes need superremovable pants
...for the sexual emergencies
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“Am I glad that Tumblr is now allowing exposed penises? Hell yeah, but that doesn’t mean I’ve lowered my standards…!!”
ಬ್ರೂನೊ ಜ಼ುಲಾಟೊ। ೨೪೦೪೨೨
Bruno Zulato
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Busy with preparations for tonight’s orgy...
roll in the hay 2024
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Zeb Atlas has spent so much of his post-pubescent life having his cock sucked, he’s forgotten what it’s originally for...??
Зеб Атлас 240420
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Don’t tell me, now they’re making realistic names to fool us into thinking these gawdz are not AI creations??🤔🤔
...tell me it ain’t so!!
حسنين رازا ٢٤٠٤٢٠
Husnain Raza 🇵🇰
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Where shall we begin..?
Time to lose your religion... that one where they kill you if you quit. Might as well go in glory!
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How do you know someone’s religion when they’re showing off their muscular worship-worthy half-naked body in a gym? Like, is a man Muslim because he “looks” Arab? Because he has a bushy beard?? Is he Christian if he has a cross around his neck? Is he Buddhist if he has slanted eyes?? No, no, no, no, and no. Only he knows for sure!
Let’s leave religion where it should be: in the mosque, in the church, in the temple, in the synagogue, at the shrine, but most importantly, in the heart where it belongs.
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Masculinity is not toxic, just highly addictive!
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ID?
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Revealed!!!
The shocking news that Sergi Constance was the result of a human-reptilian cross-breeding experiment in quest of twelve-pack abs!
※ files available at Fox News
ꯁꯦꯔ꯭ꯖꯤ ꯀꯟꯁꯤꯗꯟꯁ꯫ ꯲꯴꯰꯴꯱꯵
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...Words from the muscle guru
Hey, you caught me eating…
I eat because it makes my mind feel good.
I touch my muscles to give myself a nice tingly feeling in the cock area.
Yeah, right there. Mmmmhmm.
And I flex because it gives you a tingly feeling in your cock. 
Damn, I’m good!!
সান্দিপ রাজ্বান্শী। ২৪০৪১৩
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Damn... I haven’t been able to pick up a client in, like, six minutes. I must be losing my touch?
or maybe it’s because that last guy is still groveling and licking my calves ...
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Bath first, or fuck first?
...The perennial question.
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Muscle beach:
…has been moved to Liberia until further notice…🇱🇷
P e r m a n e n t l y! 
੨੪੦੪੧੨। Līrods Merčants ar draugiem
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here’s to the next half-million!
Johnny Van....
A gentle lamb who trains like the whole world is watching his every bulge.
With arms ready to crush
all half-a-million of his fans at once!
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...and that’s when I wondered what on earth a tattoo must taste like.
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Super moves...
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Honestly? ....I go for guys with basic musculature rather than enhanced types, but DAMN it, they still make my gonads go BOOM!!
ಲೂಕಾಸ್ ಕೊಎಲ್ಲ್ಯೊ।೨೪೦೩೨೨
Lucas Coelho 🇧🇷
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