nothing worth questioning further

haven’t had enough time to draw s5 adrinette to convey just how much this is genuinely the only thing on my mind

based off this post :)

Just making this joke before anyone else does

by her own definition chat noir must’ve been giving marinette the biggest mix of green flags and red flags ever like. he tells jokes and makes puns. red flag. but then she likes his humor and it makes saving paris so much more fun. green flag? she doesn’t know who he is because of their secret identities. red flag. she knows him in a way no one else in this world ever will. green. she knows his heart too, trusts him implicitly, and puts her head on his shoulder when the going gets rough. green. she refuses to tell anyone she loves them until she knows everything about them. he tells her he loves her unabashedly, over and over, always so open and upfront about his honest feelings. always her friend and partner, before anything else. he tells her he loves her, not for reciprocation, not to hear it back, but because it’s spilling out of him, and loving her is the most important thing he’s ever done. he’s kind. green. he’s thoughtful, he’s planned elaborate dates with candles and flowers everywhere. green. he’s destroyed the entire world and gotten akumatized in a world where she dared love him back. she doesn’t know his birthday. she doesn’t know his first name. she doesn’t know his schedule, outside of everything they do together. she knows his favorite things, though. knows she’s one of them. knows he’s her favorite too. green. red. green, red.

Turns out I’m not done with “Derision”

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Nahhh he wanted to murderrr this man

hi I didn't check tags fast enough to watch with subs however I wanted to express how deeply I agree with u in that adrien should be allowed one murder. as a treat

i love how adrien tries to put marinette at ease by letting her know that he’s also still getting used to their relationship, and that he has his own worries. it shows her that she doesn’t have to be alone while navigating her feelings.

and then, when she pulls her hand away and apologises, he’s caring and patient. he doesn’t try and rush her into doing anything, he doesn’t dismiss the trauma she’s developed from people (namely chloé) bullying her in the past. he’s more than happy to wait until they both feel ready to be more affectionate with each other. and having that mutual trust and respect is a very important part of any relationship

Me:

Should we expect the unexpected?

I genuinely love all the memes about Adrien attempting murder because it IS really funny, but just in case not everyone's on the same page, I do think it's worth pointing out that Chat Noir has both been cataclysmed himself, and is also aware that Monarch has been living with cataclysm for the past few weeks/months/whatever. Chat Noir is aware that cataclysm is extremely painful, and (accurately) fears that it might have lasting irreversible consequences (his horror at Monarch not being healed), but I don't think he's under any impression anymore that cataclysming someone will kill them. At least, not in any immediate way, and not when Ladybug will surely miraculous ladybug them back to health right away (I mean, cataclysming someone will pretty much ensure they win the battle, so it's a safe bet they'll be healed).

Like, it's still fucked up. It's cruel and unusual and unnecessary and extremely painful. It's not heroic behavior, but it's not technically a murder attempt. More like a... torture attempt if anything :-)

All that being said, Let Adrien Commit Murder (again) 2023

Adrien: murder is never ok!!! :((( using a cataclysm on actual humans is horrible since we don't know what it will do to them :((((

*Kim drops the saddest most horrendous marinette lore which explains every moment of distrust and nervousness that adrien's ever witnessed from her*

Adrien: murder is sometimes ok

this post has been rolling around in my brain for a few days 

Adrien in his house doing a homeschool lesson while across the city Kim is giving Marinette a box of spiders: hey Nathalie? I haven't seen Mom in a while, is she okay?

i'm scared too. this is all new to me as well.