being obsessed with a song and being obsessed with the blorbos is so funny because u will listen to the song and go HMMM……. if i ignore this one lyric forgo this whole verse remove the context AND solely focus on these five completely unrelated isolated lines…? this song is TOTALLY about Them 😎😎😎

I close my eyes, and i can see a better day. I close my eyes and pray.

writing is so silly and stupid its like auggghhh i made a character lie down and it sent me into a writers block for two days 😞😞 turns out the solution was to make then sit up or something and then suddenly its all good. the fuck man 😕

i know ladybug only asked joan of arc but what i wouldn’t have given to see her KEEP asking every single past holder. just going through all of them like HEYYYYYYY did you ever share any romantic tension with the holder of the black cat miraculous. have you ever needed to kiss them to save them from the effects of an akuma. ever found out your greatest deepest desire was to spend the rest of your life with them in holy matrimony. every time someone asks her why any of this is relevant or goes ‘no wtf…?’ she rolls her eyes and selects the next holder to talk to. some holders get forced to witness her 64 slide powerpoint presentation on why dating chat noir is such a good perfect awesome idea actually <- accompanied with 217 pictures of him looking soooo cute and rawrrrrr, sourced from her own camera roll and anything good she found on the internet

ladybug accidentally thirst qrts a tweet w pics of chat noir that she meant to PRIVATE quote retweet but she was sloppy and sleep deprived so she deletes it the second alya spam calls her about what the fuck she just did to the internet and then she goes on record to say that she was HACKED -> stay safe out there u guys!! remember ur 2 factor authentification!!! the next day the ladyblog releases a poll asking the people whether they think she was hacked or not. 99.9% no votes (the two yeses were ladybug herself and chat noir after she bullied him during patrol but he made like 20 spam accounts to vote no when he went home)

imagine marinette getting told by friends and family Hey Girl. we think you might have adhd. and they cite symptoms she shows but she accidentally connects them to stuff she started doing after she became ladybug and now shes like OH NO… if i deny this disorder they will suspect my identity… YEAH I TOTALLY HAVE ADHD YOU GUYS!!!! so she thinks she’s keeping it up for her superhero life and nods along to all the tips and tricks for adhd people her loved ones find on the internet. she flashes smiles as they hand her meds that could help and only pretends to take them because she’s Lying About It Right. but then one day at patrol chat noir tells her hey um recently a friend of mine was diagnosed with adhd. have you heard of it? because i think you might have it. and her eye twitches

i hope emo!adrien is canonically a huge fucking loser. like emo!marinette is so seriously fucking cool or something and shes the hottest girl ever and he just has an eyeliner pencil and a dream (getting her attention)

FUCKING CRYING AT THE FACT THAT YALE DROPPED A STATEMENT DISAPPROVING NED… imagine cheating on ur wife w an employee and ur university that you haven’t studied at in 20 years said yo we don’t want ANYTHING to do with that guy… we didn’t teach him to do THAT

HONESTLY. so funny that emo marinette was like ugh adrien agreste what a stuck up LOSER and then he was like oh my god hi BLUSHES and she was like fine. FINE I’ll make you my boy toy at my earliest convenience

THEY MADE HER EMO!!!!

adrien the kind of retired model bf to tell his gorgeous gf marinette that he doesn’t think she could be a model and she’d be like oh id make a TERRIBLE model!! i could NOT sit still or pose for that long, and if i were holding any prop id drop it, and it would be the really expensive ones too- and he tells her it’s not about the technical aspect. ‘i mean as models… we’re always advertising a product of some kind, right? I just feel like… if you were modeling anything. no one would be able to focus on the product at all. they’d completely forget about anything else if your face was in the photo too. i know I wouldn’t.’ and she would just have to carry on with her day and he wouldn’t think he said anything remotely insane at all. just like really in love. also he wouldn’t even be wrong to say that

alternatively right. ok picture this. ladynoir meet toxigriffe. they argue like crazy from the first second they meet. when all four of them engage in battle ladynoir are confused because toxigriffe seem to be fighting Each Other more than they’re fighting THEM. and it’s CRAAAAZY hoe down throw downs and horrible insults they’re exchanging and constant blaming of the other like YOU STUPID BAG OF CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS YOU NEARLY CATACLYSMED MEEEE and THATS BECAUSE I WAS TRYNA CATACLYSM YOU MAYBE YOUD FIGHT BETTER THEN and IM ONLY MISSING BECAUSE YOU KEEP GETTING IN THE WAYYY I BET UR PREP IRL and IM NOT FUCKING PREP IRL U TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK!!!!!! and ladynoir’s like WHOAAA WHOA WHOAAAA what is the matter with u guys!! u should be nicer to ur friends!!!! and they’re like the fuck are you guys talking about. we got engaged last week

i think about the. gabe wanting to ‘use chat noir’s feelings for marinette dupain-cheng in order to take ladybug down’ line a lot and i understand why he couldn’t do that anymore because marinette almost immediately started dating His Son Instead but i really wish he heavily leaned into THAT as to why he was pissed off. imagine if he didn’t choose the huge obnoxious disapproving demon dad path and instead was REALLY nice to marinette so he could be like ‘hey girl!! i get why you’d date my son he is perfect and all….. but is he really good enough for You? like i feel like he wouldn’t be your type….? wouldn’t you prefer a leathered up HERO for a paramour instead….. perhaps one thats a little cat themed’ and so marinette is incredibly confused and is like adrien ur dads weirdly nice to me and all and won’t stop making me breakfast foods but i always get the feeling that he wants me to date chat noir. what is up with that. and adrien’s like SAY LESS !

in the alternate universe toxinelle and griffe noir’s version of prime queen is when they go on national tv to beat the shit out of nadia chamack. yes the interview is still about whether they’re in love with each other or not

scenario: chat noir gets ladybug a yellow rose for their friendship. she says thanks buddy! and proceeds to kiss him with tongue for ten hours

by her own definition chat noir must’ve been giving marinette the biggest mix of green flags and red flags ever like. he tells jokes and makes puns. red flag. but then she likes his humor and it makes saving paris so much more fun. green flag? she doesn’t know who he is because of their secret identities. red flag. she knows him in a way no one else in this world ever will. green. she knows his heart too, trusts him implicitly, and puts her head on his shoulder when the going gets rough. green. she refuses to tell anyone she loves them until she knows everything about them. he tells her he loves her unabashedly, over and over, always so open and upfront about his honest feelings. always her friend and partner, before anything else. he tells her he loves her, not for reciprocation, not to hear it back, but because it’s spilling out of him, and loving her is the most important thing he’s ever done. he’s kind. green. he’s thoughtful, he’s planned elaborate dates with candles and flowers everywhere. green. he’s destroyed the entire world and gotten akumatized in a world where she dared love him back. she doesn’t know his birthday. she doesn’t know his first name. she doesn’t know his schedule, outside of everything they do together. she knows his favorite things, though. knows she’s one of them. knows he’s her favorite too. green. red. green, red.