My day so far

Wake up with headache

Mind blowing* orgasm

Food

Ugly cry with big emotions for 2hrs

Play Taylor Swift music

Sit in sadness and feel all feels

Feel a little better

Chocolate

Start period

Say “oooohkay, yeah, that checks out”

Dance to more Taylor Swift

*dramatic effect, mediocre at best

ORV Characters Ranked by Least to Most Likely to Commit White Collar Crime

You guys said you wanted my ORV takes, and I try not to say things unsolicited, so I'll drop the good meta-analysis and literary criticism that I'm known for. For comedy purposes please pretend that ORV is American.

Omniscent Reader's Viewpoint characters broken down by likelihood to commit white collar crime, least to most:

Lee Hyeonseong: he's convinced that he's never committed a crime in his life. Intentionally, of course not. Unintentionally, he takes shopping for groceries extremely seriously, and is sometimes so wrapped up in the fruit inspection experience that he'll leave without paying. Due to his innocent face, bulk, and sheer confidence, he's never caught. In an economically thrifty maneuver, KDJ always sends him on snack runs for parties and texts him math problems while he's there. He insists it's like couponing. It's not couponing.

Jeong Huiwon: similarly, of course she would never choose to commit a crime. Also similarly, when KDJ says, 'Hey, wanna commit a crime?' she always participates. Since the crime is normally targeted at rich people, KDJ can usually morally justify it to her. She calls this harm reduction. It's not harm reduction.

Lee Jihye: would love to commit a crime in theory, almost never in practice. She has an idealized image in her mind of the ideal high school experience and it involves grand theft auto. However, the worst she ever gets is breaking & entering and trespassing, mostly because she didn't stop to wonder if the building was abandoned or not. She can't even shoplift from Claire's.

Shin Yuseung: the kind of kid who sets the dissection frogs in the school laboratory free. Looks up illegal exotic animal trading on the deepweb and sighs in longing. But exotic pet trading isn't very Animal Rights of her, so she just leaks information to the CIA and busts the rings. Lee Gilyeong convinces her to track down shady sellers on Craigslist and bust their kneecaps. Neither of them view this as significantly different from the dissection frog liberation. KDJ gets her a rescued exotic cat for her birthday as a reward.

Lee Gilyeong: self-explanatory.

Han Suyeong: she's been pirating media since she was eleven and has never stopped. World-class expert in pirating everything. She's the unsung hero who rips the CDs and games and puts them online. Runs the pirating websites. Has never paid for a webnovel or manwha or manga in her life. Despite this, she insists that pirating books is immoral and that people should support small authors. The FBI knows she exists and has been trying to catch her for years. She brags about this constantly.

Yoo Sangah: has committed tax fraud before, will commit tax fraud tomorrow, is currently committing tax fraud. Embezzles her company's embezzlement. Insists that she's only committing victimless crimes, mainly because she doesn't view business executives as people. Her ability to evade the IRS is mythological and it's how KDJ got a crush on her.

Yoo Junghyeok: does not understand adult life well enough to knowingly commit any sort of white collar crime. He is this high on the list because he enables and helps KDJ in literally everything he does, especially using his clout as an influencer. This is because KDJ has convinced him that these things aren't crimes, and he doesn't understand adult life well enough to figure it out.

Kim Dokja: has done every white collar crime under the sun. I can't emphasize enough how much crime he does. He's currently blackmailing SYS's college tuition out of a US Senator. HSY makes the shell companies and launders so much money with him. Alternates between running a pyramid scheme and a ponzi scheme depending on the month. Started a cult that one time but we don't like to talk about that. Runs the betting ring for YJH's esports games. Fixes the games. YJH does not know he does this, but KDJ splits the profits and Yoo Mia also needs a college tuition so he decides not to think about it too hard. Big into crypto and runs every crypto scam you can possibly think of, which is normally where the the ponzi schemes come in. Steals YJH's identity often. Somehow everything he does is technically legal. The only crime he does not commit is pirating. Exclusively targets the wealthy and ultra-wealthy and has never stolen money from a poor person. Sugar daddies all of his friends and pays all college tuitions. Anonymously yet obviously sponsors huge amounts of money to YJH's Twitch streams, mostly in apology for the ID theft. Would really rather be living a quiet life in a big house with all of his friends, but that big house ain't gonna pay for itself.

SIGH like at the end of the day, there is nothing a live action ATLA show could bring that we didn't get in the animation. Other than appealing to the most annoying parts of fandom who want to deprioritize Aang.

I haven't done any schoolwork this week and I feel so guilty and anxious... I have a huge project that I'm supposed to be working on and I have to pass these really specific requirements in order to pass the whole thing

the people at work are weird. like one will proudly say they're a snitch and they'll tell on you bc you're not doing your job supposedly even though i know they're talking about us apprentices. but. its hard??? working full time and studying full time???? i'm gonna use my time wisely and if it's slow at work you better believe i'm gonna use that time to study and so have the other apprentices lol and the majority of techs were literally apprentices before becoming techs so they know the struggle and are okay with us studying....

Up at a ridiculously late time because I'm depressed about overtime.

I came across this article tonight and actually was able to focus long enough to read the whole thing. A lot of it felt familiar, but of course the shitass part of my brain was like "look at all the stuff the author was doing, you aren't doing a fraction of that, so clearly you're just a lazy piece of shit and not burnt out."

So there's that.

The only thing keeping me together these days is The Idea of You soundtrack and the tumblr post that said "you will say the wrong things and people will love you anyways".

i’ve worked (unpaid) overtime every day for the past two weeks 🤡

I am Unwell and Fed Up !

the one work event i WANT to do is the one weekend im not working in october and would put me at working 5 weekends in a row and i don't even know if that's allowed

Sorry to everyone that I haven’t been active as I was, life has gotten a bit more hectic on my end, but am still working on fics and requests when I can. Hopefully I’ll have something posted by tonight or tomorrow.

Turned on my ceiling light for the first time in maybe two years incident, man in critical condition (me)

I hate it how I get attention nowhere. Not in real life, not on social media, not anywhere. I was suicidal and no one cared, but everyone wanted to know about my results. I'm in my 20s with only a 12th certificate. I hate it. I was depressed. For like four years. I've no social life, no friends. I've been sitting at home for the last 4 years. I've no job, haven't been to an educational institution in ages. I'm off my depression treatment but that doesn't matter because currently I'm pretty much useless.

hi, i know how it gets sometimes but you are young, you still have time yk. and people care, they do. sometimes they don't know how to tell you that but i can assure you that they do care, about you. you are not useless? like i know this will sound cheesy but i believe that god made everyone because they have roles to fulfill, you have a life to live. it's not too late, it'll never be too late.

you want people to notice that you are suffering and you aren't happy but it's not about them, is it? it's about u. you should try to get better for you, do things for you. "attention" doesn't matters because in the end it's you, you have to get better for u only.

all i have interest in lately is fire emblem engage and creating furry OCs and trying to pick up new craft hobbies (like these embroidery kits that i bought and havent started yet but want to. i also wanna do punch needle kits too)