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#defeating dracula through real estate receipts and shipping logs
twilight-zoned-out · 2 years
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Dracula reminds me of that line from Kim Possible where Kim (a cheerleader) is dodging all of Dr. Drakken’s obstacles and he goes “Why did she have to be a cheerleader? If she were on the debate team I'd have vaporized her by now!”
But here’s this villain Dracula getting whomped by real-estate Jonathan Harker and his debate-adjacent profession buddies and that’s kind of great
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