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evenmorefatallyobsessed · 4 months

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Aloe AU Concept

Julius Miles Arc was not a dull man, however he was known to make the occassional mistake. Deciding to follow the tradtions of his family in teaching their male heirs the way of the Birds & Bee... Was perhaps the biggest of said blunders.

In his defense it was how his father taught him, so yes, he would admit, after a spledid camping trip he may have brought his son to the redlight district of Mistral's lower ring.

He was not however about to risk his son's safety, no Jaune was to become a man, so he would become one in the greatest brothel he could find.

Lien was for once not a concern as he was willing to shell out as much as needed to make sure Jaune left the occassion filled with a new life experience and just as much pride.

The place was spledid, and the women exceptional, why, if he didn't have a wife was was almost constantly breaking his pelvis he might've been tempted.

And his boy had his pick of the lot of them, oh how the other men waiting to buy their own time one of said women. Having to wait till his son had made his choice, Julius having put down extra so Jaune could quite literally have his pick.

He would admit to being suprised... Afterall he did not think his son would pick the Receptionist... He didn't mean to sound rude but well... She did look rather worn-out and... 'Experienced' even compared to most courtesans.

His reason was that the woman Aloe, was 'very pretty' he'd admit her eyes were a darwing shade of burgendy, or would've been where they not so off puttingly dull and and her hair messy and unkempt as it was was a unique green...

Though the real reason was obvious as Jaune's eyes flickered between the Faunus woman's damaged but still pretty insteactoid wings and massive, swelling breast. One appealed to his innocent nature, the other to his developing masculine desires.

The Receptionist, surprisingly enough actually agreed, despite no longer working as a escort.

And it had been set, Jaune had left with her confused, flustered and embaressed, and come back a little more brave and proud of himself, a bit of confidence clear in his eyes and a pep in his step...

Is what should have occured...

No, no, no... Instead they could quite literally hear his son becoming a man. Aloe as it turned out had chosen a room without soundproofing, seemingly she was well known for her pranks and lack of shame.

He stood there, with the women and other customers... Listening, it should've been only a half hour at most... It had been several. And that wasn't even the worst of it.

It was not how the other men had gone from snickering at his son for his inexpereince to looking ashamed of themselves as they heard the woman two hours later actually moaning, yelling and even begging his son's name.

It hadn't been the way the women had approached him hoping to see if the dad was as good as his genius soin apparently. No... It was when Jaune spoke.

When his little, innocent, naive son told the woman she would be his wife. When he told her to have his children...

He knew then, he fucked up, because a Arc went back on their word, even in the heat of passion.

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Jaune woke up as the bullhead finally landed, his head in his wives lap, Aloe, one a Mistralian prostitute, turned receptionist then turned mother of his son and daughter. Jaune got up stretching, ignoring the people looking at him, or to be more precise his wife. A mother Aloe might be, but reserved she was not. Wearing a eye catching and frankly slutty outfit.

On some level he knew it was bad, but hey, if she followed the norm they would've never met right... His dad would've never trained him, after he asked him to so he could protect his family. Jaune might've tried sneaking into Beacon frankly.

But now he didn't even need to do that, heck a part of him didn't even want to be a Huntsman, he had children to raise, and provide for. A wife to love, he'd be content living the life of a farmer, and Aloe could accept that, but... She'd made it clear that he shouldn't just settle for a average life.

So he was here, trying to live out his childhood dream, at the very least she was right if he could fight off Grimm better the family would be safer, and Anself could always use another huntsman...

Girls cooed and awe'd at his children, Teal and Jasmine were adorble after all, his son having a pair of antenna and just the prettiest blue eyes in the whole wide world. His toddler Faunus son was too much for the girls to endure the cuteness of.

His daughter though was off limits, little jasmine, four months old, and looking every bit like a little precious fairy plucked straight outta the fairytales. Some might have worried he would've dropped her while he sleep, but that was never gonna happen. Getting outta the bullhead he manged to catch a girl getting... Blown up.

He really couldn't help himself, handing Aloe Jasmine before he went off to check the occurance, finding a girl in the crater. And like that he made a new friend.

Later he met a icy bitch who made a comment on his wife being a Filthy Faunus Harlot! Oh Hell No was some freaking Schnee gonna talk shit about his family!

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Aloe would've never considered something like this in the cards for her. Motherhood, happily married, a life with litte to no worries... But that's exactly was exactly the life she was living.

She owed Jaune, no her husband everything, she was under no delusions, wasn't obssessed with him... Well, unwarrentldly obssessed, no, Jaune Arc had earned he devotion.

She knew what she was, who she was, and where she came from, she, was a whore, born in the lowest cast in Mistral at the ditrest corners of it's city. A Faunus with a impossible to hide trait filled in a den of raciest. Her mom having died, maybe from a overdose, possibly by a scored customer or maybe even at the hand of her own pimp.

She didn't really remember, she was too little to really recall.

But it left her to raise herself, and in that sorta enviorment you could only really do one thing. So she did, she sold herself, and she sold herself well. moving up and outta the lowest ring to just a low one, choosing a brothel she could trust. Making a life for herself that didn't make her crave death like so many of the others in her line of work.

No, she simply didn't care about anything, about herself... About her waste of a life, she was as content as street trash could be. At least their had been moments of bliss, thankfully her pipe was her only drug, she wasn't into harder stuff like others had been.

She was... content to just die like that, not live, what she did was difently not living.

Not until that little boy on the cusp of manhood came into her life and picked her. It still brought a smile to her face, his cute flustered expression.

His innocents and affection.

He didn't see her for what she was, didn't see the worn-out, used-up animal whore her other customers had saw before she moved unto introducing the girls instead of serving herself up. He saw a pretty lady, to naive to see her for what she was, and that... that was enough for her to wanna play with him.

Only they didn't just play, Jaune had said some interesting things to her, not anything she hadn't heard before mind you. When you could change your body size to the point where you looked like a actual fairy guys tended to say a lot. Espeically when you could could become a vice tighter then any other. But Jaune was to honest to mean anything but exactly what he was saying.

And when his father explained their families motto... Well, she always did have a eye for good oppertunities, just a lack of chances to take any. And now she was happy, happier then she had any right to be. With a home, a future and family, she could be content with that.

With teasing, and being bred by her husband while the other men in the village looked at her with desire while she brutally and slying ruined their lives for it. But, Jaune deserved more, he'd stepped up at every corner and then some. Learned to farm, to fight from his dad and even learning how to lead the village for the eventual day he had to step up.

He even learned about Faunus rights, and the struggles her people went though... He actually knew more about her people and culture then she did now. The idea of his son and daughter living in a world where they could be discrimnated against seeming to infuriate him.

She, she loved him, not at first, but it had happened fast... So much so she wanted to give back. And this was how, by supporting the dream he never talked about, that she knew he'd be more then willing to throw away for his family.

And well that wasn't all... She was getting up their in years, she was closer to his moms age then his after all... And Mistral had plenty of different life styles then simple monogomy. If some of those sorry excuses for men could have a mistress or three why shouldn't Jaune. Ture, he would never cheat on her, but she had plans around that, Huntsman fought side by side, grew close as family.

If she worked her magic maybe she could make certain... Arrangements, and beside she already had candidate or two. The blonde with breast as big as her own who went all dowey eyed over her babies, her kid sister who he was fast friends with. The 'Secretly' Faunus who looked at her and Jaune warmly as he lovingly cared for his Faunus kid. Not to even mention the spartan and literal bunnygirl

Heck maybe she was reading to much into it but even the Schnee seemed to be a bit to intense with Jaune when they argued. Maybe she could get her dear husband a personal, private and exclusive brothel of his own. Filled with girls who'd just love to be his personal whores.

#jaune arc #aloe #au concept

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bwoahtastic · 1 month

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Max in oh deer orphanage being skittish of his two new older brothers and Kev could care less and Carlos sits on the floor trying to make himself look small and let's Max come to him. Max doesn't start to feel comfortable until he sees how Charles and even little Lando cling to Carlos and how Val loves Kev and plays with his ears so he starts to play with them and he starts to giggle when Carlos will kick the ball and Max gets to chase it or when Kev will sit in silence and help Max color or do a puzzle with him

Oh pls! Maxy being so nervous about his big brothers! Kev seems so uninterested and grumpy, and Carlos is an Alpha which is a little scary cos Maxy has seen how he wrestles with the papas and grandpa!

Kev just literally coaxing Max over with snacks and a colouring book until Maxy darws to sit with him or even snuggle on his lap! It helps when squeaky sweet Val loves Kev! Little otter always crawling into Kev's lap cos he loves to gently stroke his long floppy ears

And plss Carlos sitting down to be less intimatidating and gentlynpushing back and forth a ball with Maxy!

Pls sweet big bros!

#asks #oh deer orphanage

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lildrea28 · 11 months

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I'm sorry I just can't stop darwing this poor kitty being traumatized. Maybe if I could actually draw adora properly I would make more cute couple stuff but alas.

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black-grulla · 3 months

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this is going to be an incredibly long post, so prepare your fine asses.

Éste va a ser un post increíblemente largo, así que preparen sus buenos ortos.

This post is going to reflect my first(? Impression about the Donquixote Family. But mostly is going to be them reminding me of other people/characters. // Éste post va a reflejar mi primera (? Impresion acerca de la Familia Donquixote. Pero más que nada va a ser ellos haciéndome recordar a otras personas/personajes.

Donquixote Doflamingo (the Joker).

Yup, that's it. Mostly because i knew Doffy like, a long time ago (2 years) and sincerely this is a popular neuron connection that i agree with.

2. Donquixote Rocinante/ Cora-san (Corazón)

Yup, BRO LITERALLY THEY PUT A COMPILATION OF CORAZÓN'S FALLS, and of course has to remind me of Condorito.

3. Diamante

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY EVEN MADE HIM AN ENTRANCE IN HIS STYLE IN THE CORRIDA COLISEUM. (They are even on the same pose omg).

4. Pica.

The same as with the man from above; Taurus Aldebaran is in the same fucking pose. I actually was surprised, because i was kinda doubtful with this; then i'm watching and yup. I also laughed as a singer i am when Zoro called him "idiot with soprano voice"

5. Trebol.

Nothing to say, just, disgusting. Bring me someone who likes this man.

6. Giolla

Matilda's mom and Giolla has the same vibe, like, look at them; almost the same pallette.

7. Viola/Violet.

La Rosalia

8. Sugar

Honestly i couldn't find anyone that reminded me of Sugar, but @callmekui cooperated and told me that she reminds him of Qiqi. I don't know why tho.

9. Lao G

Seriously, that woman has a lot of strength.

10. Machvise

When i saw his tail i immediately thought in Mario with his leaf power up costume. Then the whole thing is a mexican fighter.

11. Señor Pink

Oda has a lot of mafia characters, there's even an episode of the straw hats being an italian mafia look a like. I was sure i saw another mafia guy who looked like Señor Pink..

12. The bitch- i mean Dellinger.

I saw another picture of a fish with lady legs, but Darwing fits perfectly. Kokichi was a character that @callmekui compared with. Is a mixture.

13. Buffalo.

Look at me in my eyes. I know what you are. ( Latins are going to laugh so hard at this.)

14. Baby 5.

Again, look at me in my eyes, and tell me they're not the same.

15. Gladius.

Bro. After this motherfucker appeared, i was happy with two Shinzos. The only difference is that this one has not telekinetic power (i think, I'm not sure anymore) and that's when Bakugou appears.

16. Monet.

Sorry, i didn't like her so much. I wanted to punch her in the face.

17. Vergo (first Corazon, wow)

Okay this is a funny one. The man is Bad Bunny, a Reggaeton singer. And it's mostly a Spanish joke; his name. Vergo, if we put the a in the end is verga, and verga in Spanish means cock. There you go english people. AND YOUNGER VERGO LOOKED LIKE A REGGAETONERO WITH THAT FUNGUS CUT LIKE, LOOK AT THIS;

FINALLY I FINISHED.

#one piece #what did i just write #vergo one piece #donquixote rocinante #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote family #baby 5 one piece #Giolla one piece #dellinger #dellinger one piece #Pica one piece #I won't put anymore #Kian wants to smooch Dellinger

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ask-starlight-gamers-club · 2 months

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update

deleted lost ocs and brought back lot ocs from the old ask blog ask-ponys-gamers

now reboot this blog

doing that because I love my old characters and old blog that I like darw so Bring them back but not all of them but quite a few of them being back

The reason I deleted that old blog because I didn’t have a good art program and my darwings look really bad including those ocs I drew so bringing them back with better design

#update

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rockintapper · 7 months

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TAL TAPE DRAWINT TIME

darw them .just being happy and peaceful and whimsical . them beibg heehoo

The /pos

#rhythm heaven #tall tappers #tall tapper #tap troupe

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zapsoda · 2 years

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just saw ur darsoc and egosoc art (very cool btw) and i wanted to ask for a communalism and ingsoc art of them like knitting together or just being cute !!

sequel w/ ego and darw wearing whatever the hell they were knitting when

#these r so old i feel so bad lol #asks #realicide #my art

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remphase02 · 1 year

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old piece for a short story I made on FA, might adapt it into a full comic one day, but no big plans for now. I'm still really proud of this piece despite being a vent kind of darwing

#artwork #digital art #digital illustration #furry art #furries #froggy #frog #sweat shirt #foggy #foggyweather #autumn vibes #vibes #smoke cloud

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madokast4r · 15 days

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The cat has finally arrived🤍🩵

#Precure #Pretty Cure #wonderful! precure #wonderful precure #yuki nekoyashiki #Cure Nyammy #darwingsuselesscomments #darwing being darwing

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theold-ultraviolence · 1 year

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Oh no big brain for me i sent the ask wo finishing it. Jdjdjdjdjdjjd

Anywho

I was thinking. Them just chilling in eddies van gettinh high talking. Maybe some smooches. Eddie being like oh you wanna smooch her do it. So Aemond smooches her. Its all fin and games yknow truth and darw card games strip poker. Etc

ANON THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE! I couldn't wait to get home to reply to this because I really wanted to sit down at ease and this ended up being longer than just a small blurb LMAO but I needed to take my time with this because

*inhales*

AHHH yes yes yes this is everything, I went to bed thinking about something similar, where they're in Eddie's room, just chillin' and then something like that happens. But I love the idea of them being in Eddie's van...

...They're just vibing listening to music, the van windows all fogged up because they had been smoking earlier, added to just their general shared heat all compressed in that space. Maybe you're draped along the seats, or have the passanger seat all reclined so you could lean back properly and be perfectly sandwiched between Eddie in the driver's seat, with your legs across his own, and Aemond in the back, leaning in so he could be close to the two of you, and to maintain the conversation going because Eddie and Aemond had been going back and forth all damn evening about the European metal scene - ultimately agreeing on Doro Pesch from Warlock being an absolute babe.

But all throughout, be it the haze that you're all in and how all of your pupils are equally blown, bodies all flushed and glistening, Eddie had noticed how Aemond kept gazing longingly at you, especially whith all the shameless PDA that Eddie and you had engaged in all freaking day. Eddie just smirks to himself because truly, he doesn't mind. And he knew you didn't either.

Eddie then drapes an arm across your reclined seat and turns to look at Aemond with a certain impish twinkle in his big doe eyes, while biting his lip. "If you wanna kiss her, man, just go for it." He says as if it's the most normal thing in the world, and you don't even bat an eyelash, just turns to look back at Aemond all smiley and giggley.

Aemond just widens his eye and quickly looks between the both of your mischievous faces, "No, no, no,"

"It's alright, man! Or you could kiss me, if you wanted." Eddie shruggs, keeping it playful as to to test the waters on that regard with Aemond, mentally sighing of relief when he didn't tense or reacted negatively to the suggestion. He just keeps looking intently, on and on between the two of you, until he finally murmurs, "are you sure?"

You just surge up from your sitting position and frame his face with your hands and kiss him. He's shocked at first at first, but quickly he places his own hands around your neck and the back of your head, deepening the kiss and leaving no trace of that shy boy that he'd appeared to be a mere second ago.

Safe to say, Eddie is all too pleased, and even more turn on looking at you.

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tagging the two besties I know will dig this very niche au that has emerged lol @dumpsterfirecee @naelys-the-aster

#anonymous #my writing #aemond targaryen x eddie munson crossover #aeddie au #the 80's crossover au of my dreams lmao idk how to even tag this #I think the first post of this universe didn't show up in any tag lmao #oh well #all the more fun at my house aka my blog

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zizelle · 2 years

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GUSY Stop being active whileim busy darwing I have to stalk yourbliogs Every time

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discountskeppy · 2 years

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your ask game thing+ darw or ahos

YASS ZAP ALWAYS THERE 4 ME ok imma do both cuz im cray

[ahos]

Sexuality Headcanon: ive never rlly thought of a specific sexuality for her, i guess shed be like bisexual-adjacent? cuz idk i think she likes men but i can also picture her with like a cute gf

Gender Headcanon: my hc for her switches around from her being bigender or her just being transfem a lot. im indecisiveeee. i also switch from using she/he or just she/her a lot idk i need to like. keep it straight

A ship I have with said character: honestly i dont rlly have. any realicide ships. they are all horrible for eachother. also i just cant see ahos as someone who would like, be in a relationship. shes too busy setting cvss on fire!!

A BROTP I have with said character: not rlly a brotp i wouldnt say but i imagine all the fringe compasses are kinda friends and like they hang out. also ahos and darw girl best friends obvi

A NOTP I have with said character: i dont think ahos even has any ships in the first place tbh? but if she did then a hypothetical notp id have for her would be her and dawr BLARGH ik that like. isnt a thing like no ones out here making like darhos stuff but like hypothetically if they did. id hate it a lot

A random headcanon: ok this is gonna sound cray cuz im like. rlly into ahos obvi but i dont rlly have any particular hcs for her </3 im not rlly a hc guy like all my hcs shift over into au territory real fast loll

General Opinion over said character: overall shes real fuckin awesome. im glad ppl like, make stuff with her cuz ik shes really a minor character but. idk she has a lot of potential methinks

[darw]

Sexuality Headcanon: honestly with his whole breeding thing im inclined to say hes straight but. deep down i know that none of the realicides are het. he prolly has like deep repressed homosexual urges. maybe a bicurious lil fella. what the fuck am i saying i need to move on

Gender Headcanon: ive said before i think hes like a tiny bit transfem. like they made him in the factory and added just like a drop of transfem juice. and i think i still stick with that. but obvi i gotta be careful with that cuz stereotypes etc etc. i think hes still a man but yknow. WHATEVER moving on

A ship I have with said character: noooooneee teehee ^__^ these guys r so unshippable lol

A BROTP I have with said character: i think, if realicide was not the way it is, he could be like absolute besties with all the off the compasses. in fact thats one thing i wish we saw happen most in realicide, seeing them all become friends!!

A NOTP I have with said character: all of theeemmm!!! hes so terrible he doesnt deserve anyoneee. but if i had to name one specifically id have to go w communalism + darw ITS JUST SO ICKY TO ME ik its not like popular either but on like the three times ive seen it its made me . >:/

A random headcanon: i think he likes to go camping and gets lost in the woods for fun. idk thats so random but like. listen ok.

General Opinion over said character: heessssss soooooo coooooool ^_^ such babygirl ugh. also he has a lot to explore to him. hes so multifaceted. like ruthless killer boy. babygirl covered in blood. wet pathetic man. its all there ok hes my perfect man

#u unleashed the beast w this one #srry this is so LONG if i get any other ones ill try to keep them shorter ok im just especially cray abt these guys #discounts spiel #long post #probably. most certainly.

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